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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: beatspete on March 23, 2005, 04:43:58 am

Title: Motoart
Post by: beatspete on March 23, 2005, 04:43:58 am

Motoart (http://www.motoart.com/html/home.htm)

Beautiful woman :"Hey Pete, nice table"

Me : "Yeah, it dropped bombs on Vietnam, now it holds my drink"


(http://www.motoart.com/presite/images/b-52table.jpg)



The F4's burners table looks nice.... just wish I had $3000.

Title: Motoart
Post by: aldo_14 on March 23, 2005, 05:03:54 am

Why, you're not using your student load for anything useful, are you?

Title: Motoart
Post by: WMCoolmon on March 23, 2005, 05:05:40 am

My friend's grandmother's housemate apparently left an unexploded WW2 shell with the rest of his stuff.

It could actually be a calming influence if you used something like that ...people's tempers would rarely get to the point of banging on the table.

Title: Motoart
Post by: Swamp_Thing on March 23, 2005, 05:54:47 am

I used to have a naval artillery shell as an ashtray. It was 3 feet tall, and 12 inchs wide. And i still own an AAA shell case as a paperweight. Advantages of having lived half my life in a naval base. I used to raid the naval depots for cool stuff. But i sold most of it to feed my addiction...

Title: Motoart
Post by: Fineus on March 23, 2005, 05:59:52 am

I've the back section of a stinger missile sitting in a cupboard around here somewhere... not entirely sure why...

Title: Motoart
Post by: aldo_14 on March 23, 2005, 06:02:56 am

Selling shoddy goods to Al-queda again, are we?  tut tut

Actually....half a stinger?  That's just weird......

Title: Motoart
Post by: karajorma on March 23, 2005, 12:28:35 pm

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Originally posted by aldo_14
Why, you're not using your student load for anything useful, are you?

He's going to have to go to the sperm bank a hell of a lot though before he could raise $3000 that way though.

Title: Motoart
Post by: beatspete on March 23, 2005, 01:50:28 pm

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Originally posted by karajorma


He's going to have to go to the sperm bank a hell of a lot though before he could raise $3000 that way though.

You get payed for sperm?  Hmm.


Anyway, mummy and daddy are too rich for me to be entitled to much of a student loan, so I don't have one.  Not rich enough to buy me a novelty table though, so you can never win, really.