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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: MicroPsycho on March 23, 2005, 07:39:37 pm

Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: MicroPsycho on March 23, 2005, 07:39:37 pm
Post the funniest thing you have seen or heard of all day (or in the past week if desperate). I mean things you have witnessed in real life, not tv stuff.

The other day in science class, we were going over a "metric measurement unit spectrum thing" (From left side: mm, 10 mm=1cm, 10cm=1dm,10 dm=1m) 10 m, is logically 1 decametre but, this kid in my grade 10  academic science class immediately put up his hand, as he always does, in every class, and says with such confidence "inches" it was funny, but I was just too dumbfounded to laugh with the rest of my class. And the sad part, this is a regular occurence for him, always being the first to answer, 85% of the time wrong, but he doesn't get it that maybe, he should wait an extra minute, in fact later that class he answered with confidence that there are 1800 seconds in 5 minutes.
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: ZylonBane on March 23, 2005, 07:42:45 pm
I guess you had to be there.
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: Flipside on March 23, 2005, 07:43:50 pm
Well, you can rest assured that Teachers actually hate 'MeSir!MeSir!MeSir!' students ;)
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: Rictor on March 23, 2005, 07:44:24 pm
Funniest thing I heard all day....

...Daikatana!
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: MicroPsycho on March 23, 2005, 07:46:14 pm
The thread's been up a minute and I'm already having it analysed, just post the funniest moment of your day.
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: Taristin on March 23, 2005, 07:48:58 pm
I've not had one.
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: Ford Prefect on March 23, 2005, 08:01:47 pm
Every time my AP Government teacher turns his back, the girls make sexual gestures at him, which is funny every single time, for some reason.
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: Scuddie on March 24, 2005, 12:40:11 am
When little Cleveland said, "Do I have a cobweb in my hair?  I think I have a cobweb in my hair."
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: NGTM-1R on March 24, 2005, 12:56:24 am
Reading the Suomi Warders series of BattleTech fanfics, I come across the greatest line yet written for that universe.

"His 'Mech is half the weight of mine. What's he going to do, gnaw on my ankle actuators?"

And I read it, so technically I did "see" it.
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: Genryu on March 24, 2005, 01:08:43 am
At work, since I'm the sysadmin, my e-mail is set up to receive error message coming from our mail system. I'm in a company which offer formation for professional and unemployed. One of the course here is on how to use e-mail. You know, where the sort of course where the teacher tell people to create an account named [email protected]. One of the error message I received was someone who did just that : he send his message to the actual [email protected] adress, and what's funnier in my opinion, is that the adress acctually existed, and sent an error message 'cause it was full.
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: Clave on March 24, 2005, 04:24:41 am
I have a laugh every time any of the management here claim to be computer literate..
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: SKYNET-011 on March 24, 2005, 08:32:43 am
This thread (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,31563.0.html)
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: MicroPsycho on March 24, 2005, 02:18:25 pm
when my mom told me I couldn't leave the internet on all day when we aren't home because it makes the computers susceptible to hackers.:lol:
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: KappaWing on March 24, 2005, 05:05:47 pm
For those of you who haven't heard. (http://www.michounet.com/fatman/)
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on March 24, 2005, 08:45:53 pm
i got an email from spm_goes_here @ hotmail.com.....it was spam
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: übermetroid on March 24, 2005, 11:59:58 pm
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Originally posted by KappaWing
For those of you who haven't heard. (http://www.michounet.com/fatman/)


:wakka:
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: Corsair on March 25, 2005, 10:22:43 pm
On my flight home today.
"This is your captain speaking. Sorry about the delay, but as you can see out the window, there's some bad weather and it's causing a lot of traffic and congestion in the airspace. We should be on the ground about an hour and a half late this evening. I have good news, though. I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico."
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: pyro-manic on March 26, 2005, 07:01:19 pm
Customer to me: "Where the lightbulbs to, butt?" (this is how Welsh retards speak, if you're wondering why it makes no sense ;))

Me: "Um, just there mate..." *points to shelf by the bloke's elbow*

Quite amusing, and yet incredibly depressing at the same time. I often wonder how these people survive from day to day....
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Post by: Janos on March 26, 2005, 07:39:57 pm
I heard how two Ural Owls had sex.

"UH UH UH UH KWERRH! UH UH UHHUHUHUHUH KWERGH! UHUHUHUH KWERRRGH!"

damn it was hot

Spoiler:
true story, gasp!
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: KappaWing on March 26, 2005, 07:47:07 pm
That's cool.

I once saw two tortoises gettin' it on at the Detroit zoo a few years ago...

Warning; explicit content!
Spoiler:
The tortoises were both facing the same direction, with one behind the other. The (male?) tortoise climed up on the female tortoise's back, the male tortoise then slid up up & down on the other tortoise's back and made wierd, low-pitched throaty sounds.


It was so embarrasing cause my 'rents were there too. I felt like melting right into the pavement. :sigh:
Title: Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post by: BlackDove on March 26, 2005, 08:08:31 pm
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
I guess you had to be there.


Indeed.