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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Scuddie on March 27, 2005, 05:46:57 pm
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Time for another uselessly fun thread. All you have to do is answer the question that was asked in the thread before yours. The answer can be directly true, but it's alot more fun if you turn the answer into ridicule. If you dont know the answer, make one up. Then after you answer the prior question, ask one of your own. It's easy :)
I'll start.
Q: Why do standard calculators use 7-step LCDs?
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What the hell does that mean?
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'That' means the determination of an object.
Why did UT forget to answer the question?
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You really should explain more.
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It's the cheapest way to represent a number.
@UT
he means that each "number" has 7 potential elements.
I got one:
Why do framerate fanboi's treat the budget level of video cards like they are worth less than the crap in the toilet?
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Because they are.
Why do budget cards even exist?
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A:for the consumer that knows nothing about computers
Q: Why are there so many versus polls in the FS section?
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A: It's all Snuffleupagus's fault.
Q: Boxers or briefs?
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I'll answer my own question:
For the shopper who doesn't need the power of the bleeding edge hardware.
@Pycho
Cause they've talked about everything else.
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A: boxers
Q: Where's an0n?
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A: Making his pilgrimage to Mecca.
Q: Howcome my alarm clock sometimes works, and sometimes doesn't seemingly at random. It's a machine, right? So it either works or doesn't. What's up with that?
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Originally posted by Rictor
Q: Howcome my alarm clock sometimes works, and sometimes doesn't seemingly at random. It's a machine, right? So it either works or doesn't. What's up with that?
[color=66ff00]A. Because (www.wired.com/wired/archive/12.12/start.html?pg=11)
Q. Will Ep. 3 be any good?
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A. Depends on if you want a plot or a large number of explosions.
Q. Does partitioning a modern hard drive actually help performance at all?
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A: Performance is irrelevant if you cannot use it.
Q: Why am I such a sad person? :(
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A: because you're like me and have no life(?)
Q:why are they making such a big deal about Napolean Dynamite?
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A: Because it's so true, it's funny.
Q: When will Bob have his machine working again?
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It's a movie you either love or hate.
Why is everyone making a big deal out of Star Wars? :p
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A: When people stop spamming.
Q: Why is there so much spamm in this forum?
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because people complain about it, not realizing that they're contributing to it.
right?
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A: Right.
Q: When will HLP get its own dynamic server, so we will not have to deal with timewarps ever again?
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A: Not when, but where.
Q: Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows the fool?
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Both of them
Q: how many letters are on the spacebar?
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'on the spacebar' contains 13 letters ;)
Why do you ask?
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:eek2:
Just to see if you caught him...:D
White or Wheat?
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Potato is best. :p
Nexus or X2?
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FS2!
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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Probably somewhere on it I reckon.
What is the psychological relationship between the quadratic formula and China's oppression of Tibet?
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A. most likely: Carmen, Sandiego.
Q. in what way does osmosis break the laws of physics?
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A: It doesn't matter.
Q: WTF??
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bbq!
OMGHI2U!
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A: R U A GIRL!?!?!?!?!
Q: No?
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A: Buh?
Q: Why is this thread allowed, yet all the other spam threads are locked? :p
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A: Cause the admins are running an elaborate social experiment beyond the comprehension of mere mortals.
Q: Lindsay Lohan: are they real?
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A: who cares? a boob is a boob.
Q. how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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A: It doesnt matter that much, really.
Q: If I was a god, the god of what would I be?
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A: Things that don't matter much, really.
Q: Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
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a: General Ulysses Grant and his wife Julia Dent Grant.
q: why doesn't Ace check his PMs? Is it some sort of religious observance?
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A: Yes. It is to avoid reading the messages from enlightened individuals such as Rolf-The-Uber and Im-Leet.
Q: Why is HK-47 cool?
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A: Because officially it doesn't exist. The real name is the AKM.
Q: Oh where, Oh where has my little dog gone?
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A: Into Hershey's cookies and creams!
Q: If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, but a tape recorder is recording, does it make a sound?
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A: Yes, and so will the tape recorder when you smash it for failing to capture the sound in question.
Q: Can't we settle this over a pint?
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A: Naah. It'll take at least 10..
Q: How come a sentence ending with a point can still be pointless?
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[color=66ff00]It's not fun unless you make a genuine attempt to answer a question and then post something you actually want to know as the following question. Otherwise there isn't much point in keeping the thread open.
It would probably be a good idea to quote the question you're answering as well as it helps the linearity of the thread.
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A: A period is not a point, it's punctuation.
Q: Why does Maeg hate me?
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A: Because
Q: Why don't more people call them full stops?
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A: A full stop is something that gets taught in drivers' ed but never actually happens because nobody really wants to stop at a stop sign.
Q: If you could meet one person from here in real life, who would it be?
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A:Steak or Sandy, they ROCK!!!:D
Q. DS9 or B5?
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Originally posted by Liberator
A:Steak or Sandy, they ROCK!!!:D
:rolleyes:
Ironic... that.
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Originally posted by Liberator
A:Steak or Sandy, they ROCK!!!:D
Q. DS9 or B5?
A: DS9
Q: What is money made of?
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A: Money is made out of paper that has been touched waaaaaaaay too many times but doesn't crinkle easy.
Q: Why is March Break over? :sigh:
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Originally posted by Marauder
Q: Why is March Break over? :sigh:
[color=66ff00]A: The perils of linear time my good man...
Q: Which country in the world would you most like to live in and why?
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(pssst. marauder is female IIRC)
Country? Hmm. Australia. The same language, although slightly different, similar temperate zones, even though on the opposite time of the year, and a better (IMO) gov't than the current. ;)
Why does the world put so much emphasis on sex?
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A: It's biological. The call of the primeval and all that. The only reason it seems like there's so much emphasis is that it's become, over the last few decades, socially acceptable to air it, and to stress the significance of it, so it's noticed more than it used to be.
Q: Will China invade Taiwan, and what will the consequences be if it did?
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A: Yes, and the only consequence will be that we won't see "made in Taiwan" stickers anymore.
Q: How do I post smilies?:confused:
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A: You can post from post reply button or use the shortcust in quick reply.
Q: Are we there yet?
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A: For the last time, NO!
Q: Where are we going?
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A: Somewhereeeee over the rainbow wayyyyy up high....
Q: Why did somebody make up the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road?" in the first place?
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A: Hell in a handbasket.
Q: Why are people so obsessed with what they can't have?
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Originally posted by Raa
(pssst. marauder is female IIRC)
[color=66ff00]Ahhh, apologies dear lady.
It's an easy mistake to make given our demograph.
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A. Because they can't have it.
Q. Will Maeglamor ever get back to me on whether I can get the GTXF Morrigan properly released?
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf
Q. Will Maeglamor ever get back to me on whether I can get the GTXF Morrigan properly released?
[color=66ff00]A: Eh? I replied to your email with my full blessings and thanks that you wanted to use my work.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
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Really? Odd. Never got through. Wonder where it got lost.
A. Cheese.
Q. What would you say to God if you had the chance?
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Stupid buttons...
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A: "HOLY HELL!! There is a FS2 model of Morrigan Aensland!"
Q: Will I ever get to see it?
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A. You'll get to see the model, but it's definitely not what you're thinking of. Speaking of which, I should reinstall FS2 so I can get that working. Unfortunately, I'm addicted to FF7 at the moment.
Q. Why am I addicted to FF7?
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Because you have no willpower.
Why do all the latest space sims suck?
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Because it is mezmorizing :eek:
WHAT is the meaning of life?
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death.
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Wrong! :p
Originally posted by Grey Wolf
Cheese.
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A. N/A :p
Q. Why can you ignore horrible graphics in some games, but in some games it causes them to be unplayable?
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A: Because some games with horrible graphics have gameplay values so high that you don't even notice the graphics, like the old NES games.
Q: Woher ist meine socken? :confused:
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A: I don't speak German
Q: Why is Lieutenant Commander Snipes the man?
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A. Snips is the man due to the fact that he is, by far, the most developed persona we encounter in FS2.
Q. How far will this thread go on inertia alone?
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A. Due to the lack of friction and other exterior forces in cyberspace, forever. (Unless a mod locks it due to spam, of course.)
Q. Why did Admiral Koth ram the Colossus when he could have simply turned 20 degrees starboard and jump out?
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A. Because the steering wheel was broken.
Q. Do you like the Firefox girl?
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A: I like the Firefox Grrl better.
Q: Boxers or Daisy Dukes?
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Daisy Duke is way hotter than any boxer.
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A. Yet again, N/A
Q. What is that symbol on the forehead of Shrike's avatar?
EDIT: Seems Shrike isn't on dynamic4. This post is meant to go after his, not before.
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A: Unless I'm mistaken, it's a han character/kanji, as for what it means...
Q: How long will this thread last?
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A: Until the mods no longer find it amusing
Q: Tuna Fish or Roast Beef?
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A: Beef
Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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A: Snuffleupagus.
Q: Why Firefox and not LYNX?
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A: Because the master loves firefox... yesss....
Q: Is Shrike's han character then from the Han Dynasty or Han Solo?
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More like Han Lotion! :p
Will this be the first thread Ace doesn't shout Darth Nihi..something in?