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Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: aldo_14 on April 05, 2005, 05:41:47 am
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/05/google_video_filth/

[q]The internet's transformation into a really dodgy public access cable channel continues a pace. Google co-founder Larry Page has announced that the company wants the public to send in its homemade videos - and he doesn't mind how mucky they are.

"There might be an adult section, or something like that. I don't think that is going to be a big issue," Page told attendees at the National Cable and Telecommunications Show in San Francisco on Monday, where he was speaking on a panel.

Google has yet to formally announce the proposal but Page said to expect the doors to open "within the next few days".

Officially, it's in the name of research. Google started indexing TV shows late last year, and Page wants to use the public contributions to test its prototype video search software, which uses pattern matching to find words or phrases in video clips. And surely there can be no more daunting a challange than to identify the tattoo on a swinger's cellulite-dimpled buttocks.

Unofficially, this is perhaps an acknowledgement of the web's changing demographic. In a recent survey 23 per cent of Britons cited pornography as their primary reason for getting broadband internet, far outweighing any other factor.

Google's prototype faces an uphill battle getting its software into the professional newsrooms, where Autonomy's Dremedia (now Virage) has a lead of several years. Virage's software, which uses Bayesian pattern matching, can perform much of work of a traditional archivist, such as segmenting and labelling footage, recomposing it with subtitles, and even cleaning it up for broadcast.

However in a time shifted world, there's conceivably a place for an independent search front-end to a PVR set top box, and Google is in a position to do just that - if can strike a deal with the rights holder.

The privacy conscious among you may wonder how this giant database - which knows your search queries, your email, and the people you know through social network - could have managed to stay out of your bedroom for so long. Now you have it.
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Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: WMCoolmon on April 05, 2005, 05:50:31 am
Is there a Tom Clancy novel about Google yet?
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Grug on April 05, 2005, 06:27:59 am
lol. Probably will be soon though.
Tom Clancy's "Project Google". :p
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: aldo_14 on April 05, 2005, 06:37:21 am
Tom Clancy's "Rainbow Six 7: Red Google"
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Rictor on April 05, 2005, 07:45:01 am
(http://www.penguinbomb.com/rictor/rictor/pa.gif)
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Corsair on April 05, 2005, 08:58:44 am
:lol:
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Swamp_Thing on April 05, 2005, 09:53:17 am
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In a recent survey 23 per cent of Britons cited pornography as their primary reason for getting broadband internet, far outweighing any other factor.


23% ?? :wtf:

The brits are such wankers. I blame Monty pythons! :D
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: aldo_14 on April 05, 2005, 10:16:10 am
The other 77% were lying.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: diamondgeezer on April 05, 2005, 10:37:27 am
I would have answered 'pornography' until I got World of Warcraft...

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Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Nuclear1 on April 05, 2005, 10:52:59 am
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Originally posted by aldo_14
The other 77% were lying.


Dirty Brits :p
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Sandwich on April 05, 2005, 11:12:54 am
I actually started a bit of fiction about Google a year ago or so (I think the launch of GMail inspired it).

[q]Life on Io?
OLYMPUS MONS 1, MARS[/b]
The Google Exploratory Corps announced today (2047-08-27) that initial reports from their Io expidition indicate the possible existance of life on the icy Jovian satellite. If confirmed, this would be the farthest from the Sun that life has been discovered.[/q]

Golly, it looks a lot longer on my Palm Vx. :p
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: 01010 on April 05, 2005, 01:04:35 pm
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Originally posted by aldo_14
The other 77% were lying.


We are the biggest bunch of wankers on the planet no doubt. That's what makes Britain great.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: ZylonBane on April 05, 2005, 01:10:57 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
I would have answered 'pornography' until I got World of Warcraft...
Obsessive MMORPG players don't really count as part of the "human" demographic though, let alone British.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Fineus on April 05, 2005, 01:21:30 pm
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Originally posted by Swamp_Thing


23% ?? :wtf:

The brits are such wankers.

Nah... you should just see the majority of British chicks. They're enough to make most men reach for their broadband...
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: aldo_14 on April 05, 2005, 01:54:32 pm
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Originally posted by Kalfireth

Nah... you should just see the majority of British chicks. They're enough to make most men reach for their broadband...


to be fair, the ugly ones tend to cluster.  For example, Buchanan Street is far more easy on the eye than Haghill in Glasgow.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Nuclear1 on April 05, 2005, 01:58:41 pm
Yummy. :blah:
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Post by: Martinus on April 05, 2005, 02:47:35 pm
[color=66ff00]I always wanted to be a stuntman in a porno movie.
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Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Nuclear1 on April 05, 2005, 04:39:34 pm
:wtf: Thank you, Maeg.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Martinus on April 05, 2005, 05:10:33 pm
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Originally posted by nuclear1
:wtf: Thank you, Maeg.

[color=66ff00]What? It's like the best job ever.
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Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Nuclear1 on April 05, 2005, 05:15:41 pm
I realize that.

I just can't realize you in that. :blah:
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Clave on April 05, 2005, 05:32:08 pm
A guy at our office once rented out his house for the making of a porn film.  He has a photo to prove it, it was quite surreal seeing someone you know sitting on a sofa fully-clothed with three naked girls...
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: aldo_14 on April 05, 2005, 05:34:49 pm
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Originally posted by Maeglamor

[color=66ff00]What? It's like the best job ever.
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Think of the sort of things a porn star would ask a double to do..... I'm guessing good-old fashioned kinky shagging would not be on that list.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Nuclear1 on April 05, 2005, 05:37:18 pm
Yarr. Th'ship be sinkin' 'fore dawn..

That means this thread is going down.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Ford Prefect on April 05, 2005, 05:47:59 pm
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Google co-founder Larry Page has announced that the company wants the public to send in its homemade videos - and he doesn't mind how mucky they are.

These parameters are dangerously permissive. ;7
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: ZylonBane on April 05, 2005, 06:05:23 pm
Congratulations on grasping the entire point of the thread.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Rictor on April 05, 2005, 06:53:24 pm
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Originally posted by aldo_14


to be fair, the ugly ones tend to cluster.  For example, Buchanan Street is far more easy on the eye than Haghill in Glasgow.


I'm sorry...Haghill?

what do you expect with a name like that.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: vyper on April 05, 2005, 06:56:13 pm
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Originally posted by aldo_14


to be fair, the ugly ones tend to cluster.  For example, Buchanan Street is far more easy on the eye than Haghill in Glasgow.


And the east west corridor of GCU campus is even easier ;)
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: FireCrack on April 05, 2005, 07:17:22 pm
I got broadband internet to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: aldo_14 on April 05, 2005, 07:18:33 pm
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Originally posted by Rictor


I'm sorry...Haghill?

what do you expect with a name like that.


Well, exactly.  That's the great thing about Glasgow - they give you advance warning.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Ford Prefect on April 05, 2005, 08:33:41 pm
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
Congratulations on grasping the entire point of the thread.

Eh? Didn't seem like it....
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Nuclear1 on April 05, 2005, 08:45:25 pm
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
Congratulations on grasping the entire point of the thread.


Yarr! Ye be a landlubbin' scalawag!

Shut the hell up.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Dark RevenantX on April 05, 2005, 10:50:15 pm
Smart kids can see porn even with the the inernet security things.

Type in "porn" in google images and now you have a million porno pics.

When I have kids I will ban them from accessing google.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Ford Prefect on April 05, 2005, 11:05:54 pm
When I have kids I'll tell them to have fun looking at porn.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: NGTM-1R on April 06, 2005, 12:03:30 am
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Originally posted by Ford Prefect
When I have kids I'll tell them to have fun looking at porn.


There stands a wise man.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Dark RevenantX on April 06, 2005, 10:12:02 am
ban them  from google
and say "google seearching for porn is desperate, get a real subsribtion, lazy bum!"
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: aldo_14 on April 06, 2005, 10:34:07 am
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Originally posted by Dark RevenantX
ban them  from google
and say "google seearching for porn is desperate, get a real subsribtion, lazy bum!"


Nonsense.  Using google is teaching them how to save money.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Nuclear1 on April 06, 2005, 10:42:15 am
No comment...

This is going to get locked.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: übermetroid on April 06, 2005, 12:28:34 pm
:D  I'm all for my son looking up porn.  but the second he gets some spyware or something on the PC I will be pissed.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: aldo_14 on April 06, 2005, 01:02:39 pm
Porn good
Programs bad

Yes?
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Nuclear1 on April 06, 2005, 01:07:23 pm
No :p
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: karajorma on April 06, 2005, 02:05:15 pm
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]I always wanted to be a stuntman in a porno movie.
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I believe the correct term is Stunt Cock.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Nuclear1 on April 06, 2005, 02:10:40 pm
Thank you, kara.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: karajorma on April 06, 2005, 02:40:58 pm
No one expects the porn vocabulary inquisition!

Our two main weapons are... Well actually I suspect you wouldn't want to know what they are :D
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Nuclear1 on April 06, 2005, 02:45:21 pm
No, we wouldn't at all. ;)

Wanker.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: aldo_14 on April 06, 2005, 03:15:54 pm
Ah.... so you know weapon number 1, then?
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Nuclear1 on April 06, 2005, 03:30:25 pm
It was a lucky guess.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Annorax on April 06, 2005, 03:57:20 pm
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Originally posted by Dark RevenantX
Smart kids can see porn even with the the inernet security things.

Type in "porn" in google images and now you have a million porno pics.

When I have kids I will ban them from accessing google.


Just ban them from accessing the internet. How can they get porn when they don't have access?
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Grey Wolf on April 06, 2005, 07:58:34 pm
The old fashioned way. That way, they get a trade out of it. And if they get caught a few times later on, they're set for life. Sure, prison food may taste bad after a while, but it's free.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: vyper on April 06, 2005, 08:08:07 pm
Google porn can be limiting - once you get past the first few pages you start getting linked to site ranking pages.
Title: Google wants your DIY porn videos
Post by: Zarax on April 07, 2005, 03:06:47 am
Luckily P2P always got it's fair share of stuff :p