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Title: guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
Post by: aldo_14 on May 09, 2005, 05:21:11 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4530739.stm


A US manufacturer of hot sauces has made what he claims is the fieriest chilli powder it is possible to make.

The powder is so hot that Blair Lazar's customers have to sign a legal waiver before tasting it.

When Mr Lazar himself tried his "16 Million Reserve" he says his tongue swelled up and hurt for several days.


Silly bugger should have drank wax first..........

Title: guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
Post by: neo_hermes on May 09, 2005, 06:41:39 pm

wow, i want to try the Insanity sauce.

Title: guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
Post by: Rictor on May 09, 2005, 06:44:28 pm

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The pure capsaicin, 30 times hotter than the hottest pepper and 8,000 times hotter than Tabasco sauce, is distilled from several tons of fresh peppers.

Real smart guys, real smart.

Title: guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
Post by: achtung on May 09, 2005, 08:18:36 pm

Hmmm.....  sounds like literally setting your mouth on fire:)

Title: guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
Post by: EtherShock on May 09, 2005, 08:22:12 pm

:wtf: This guy's insane! Pure capsaicin?  You won't be able to taste anything after that. I heard that stuff is potent enough to burn through your skin.

Title: guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
Post by: Turnsky on May 09, 2005, 09:16:03 pm

"can i have some instant chemical burns with my burger?"

Title: guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
Post by: Grey Wolf on May 09, 2005, 09:32:25 pm

You want the hot sauce or the hydroflouric acid? They'll both kill you equally well.

Title: guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
Post by: FireCrack on May 09, 2005, 10:17:29 pm

how about some sodium metal with that?

Title: guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
Post by: Carl on May 10, 2005, 12:19:42 am

on the subject of simpsons based inventions:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050509/lf_afp/afplifestyletechnologyjapanchildren_050509150027

Title: guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
Post by: Night Hammer on May 10, 2005, 12:48:15 am

i remember seeing some hot sauce here that was also used to remove  oil stains from concrete

Title: guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
Post by: Nix on May 10, 2005, 01:05:43 am

All you'd need to do is wave the bottle of hot sauce over the food and BAM!
(Sorry Emeril)

Title: guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
Post by: Clave on May 10, 2005, 05:33:36 am

Take it up a notch! :eek2: :ick: :wtf: :eek: :rolleyes: :ha:

Title: guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
Post by: vyper on May 10, 2005, 08:01:06 am

Unkie Herb would be proud...

Title: Re: guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
Post by: ZylonBane on May 10, 2005, 10:44:23 am

This guy is insane. According to their site (http://extremefood.com/product.php?id=137):

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Blairs 16million reserve
What you will find inside of my Famous Reserve bottle is amazing, a 1ml pharmaceutical grade vial filled with this unreal Pure Capsaicin Crystal.--No more than 999 Bottles will be offered

Ingredients:
- PLEASE NOTE BLAIRS 16 MILLION IS NOT A SAUCE OR AN INGREDIENT. THIS PRODUCT IS MADE AVAILABLE FOR EXPERIMENTAL/DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY.

Title: guatemalan insanity peppers!!!
Post by: vyper on May 10, 2005, 01:12:30 pm

This is a bioweapon I tells you...