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Title: I'll *bzz* just *bzz* nip down *bzz* to the *bzz* shops then *bzz*, dear......
Post by: aldo_14 on May 18, 2005, 08:14:59 am

Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05/18/vibrating_knickers/)
The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.

Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discretely concealed in a plastic bag.

To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.

For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why.

Title: I'll *bzz* just *bzz* nip down *bzz* to the *bzz* shops then *bzz*, dear......
Post by: Taristin on May 18, 2005, 08:19:06 am

Wow...

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Post by: Andreas on May 18, 2005, 08:25:13 am

:lol:

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Post by: Liberator on May 18, 2005, 08:37:37 am

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Title: I'll *bzz* just *bzz* nip down *bzz* to the *bzz* shops then *bzz*, dear......
Post by: Ashrak on May 18, 2005, 08:39:15 am

nice well that was definately on helluva ride :p

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Post by: Fineus on May 18, 2005, 08:59:09 am

That's ASDA price ;)

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Post by: Bobboau on May 18, 2005, 09:42:07 am

"orgasmatronic underwear"
:ha:

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Post by: aldo_14 on May 18, 2005, 09:55:29 am

Quote

Originally posted by Kalfireth
That's ASDA price ;)

:lol:

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Post by: Ashrak on May 18, 2005, 11:26:16 am

Quote

Originally posted by Bobboau
"orgasmatronic underwear"
:ha:

:lol:

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Post by: Flipside on May 18, 2005, 12:34:49 pm

Yeah, saw this in the paper, tis just a but funny :D

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Post by: Nuclear1 on May 18, 2005, 12:48:57 pm

:lol:

*curses Indiana law against getting turned on in public*

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Post by: Nuke on May 18, 2005, 03:18:13 pm

arent sex toys fun :D

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Post by: Corsair on May 18, 2005, 08:06:14 pm

If she had died, she'd definitely be up for a Darwin award.

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Post by: Sigma957 on May 18, 2005, 10:21:23 pm

Oh my LOL LOL how embarassing :lol: :lol:

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Post by: Descenterace on May 18, 2005, 10:41:09 pm

Saw this on www.theregister.co.uk earlier.

Laughed like hell, too.

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Post by: WMCoolmon on May 18, 2005, 10:47:45 pm

LOL :p

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Post by: Setekh on May 19, 2005, 02:06:07 am

There's something seriously wrong with that. :p

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Post by: Gortef on May 19, 2005, 05:13:22 am

Hahahaha :lol: