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Title: Equations (sp?)
Post by: Anon on July 07, 2001, 01:09:00 pm

Okay I've read the girls=evil thing and have decided to calculate some stuff.

girls = time + money
time = money
girls = 2money
money = [square]root of all evil
girls= 2 x root all evil

And now for money, power and intelligence.

money = power
intelligence = power
money = power = intelligence

So if your rich, clever or powerful you must also be the other two.

Time, money and power

money = power
time = money
time = power

Hmm, as you can see, I have scientific proof that I have too much time on my hands (and also that money, power, intelligence and time are equal)

money = space (buying it)
space and time are curved, therefore money must be curved.

Also money + power = space + time. So if your rich and powerful (and consequently clever) you control space and time.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

Title: Equations (sp?)
Post by: Raven2001 on July 07, 2001, 01:28:00 pm

RIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTT!!!!

Looks like you forgot to take your medicine again...  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

Title: Equations (sp?)
Post by: Martinus on July 09, 2001, 07:31:00 pm

Power is simply a state of mind.

I have blown up buildings as a member of a terrorist faction, created entire cities from the ground up, been a pirate, been a dolphin or a dinosaur, been a hero and a spy and too many other things to remember.

I have been a member of an alien race, controlled citys and continents and worlds but at any time I can stop and do something else.

Isn't that true power?

Title: Equations (sp?)
Post by: DragonClaw on July 09, 2001, 07:52:00 pm

ohh jeez  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/rolleyes.gif)


Darkage thinks girls=pleasure  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

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Title: Equations (sp?)
Post by: Sandwich on July 09, 2001, 08:02:00 pm

 

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Originally posted by Maeglamor:
I have blown up buildings...

heheh - the funny thing is, I actually have!  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif) Combat Engineering Corps, IDF. We blew up a section of our own outpost to make way for the new fence when we pulled out of Lebanon.
And the funny thing is that even though I worked on numerous minefields, both removing and renewing the mines, I never felt a sense of having actually accomplished something worthwhile until we blew up Tziporen.


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Title: Equations (sp?)
Post by: Raven2001 on July 10, 2001, 11:39:00 am

 

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Originally posted by RKIF-DragonClaw:

Darkage thinks girls=pleasure   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

And he is absolutely right!  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/rolleyes.gif)

Title: Equations (sp?)
Post by: Darkage on July 10, 2001, 12:23:00 pm

 

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Originally posted by RKIF-DragonClaw:
ohh jeez   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/rolleyes.gif)


Darkage thinks girls=pleasure   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

Yup,thats what i think and i it's (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

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Title: Equations (sp?)
Post by: Snipes on July 10, 2001, 02:42:00 pm

Explain how it isn't...

Title: Equations (sp?)
Post by: Slanker on July 10, 2001, 02:48:00 pm

work/time=money

once time reaches 0 (means: you don´t work at all  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)), money reaches infinity, so all you lazy peeps: be happy =)

Title: Equations (sp?)
Post by: Anon on July 10, 2001, 09:24:00 pm

drugs+alcohol=girls  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/evil.gif)
That also means that girls=drugs+alcohol. Now I know why pimps dress funny.