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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: IPAndrews on May 31, 2005, 06:20:39 am
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This is mainly for fans of bad movies. Tune into BBC 2 late tonight / early hours of tommorow morning for Inseminoid. A hideously funny film. Truly one of the worst I've ever seen. The BBC justifies that compulsory television licence fee again, and again, and again.
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Sounds like a bad porno...:p
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Originally posted by Unknown Target
Sounds like a bad porno...:p
First thought that crossed my mind when I read this thread title.
Now I thank God I don't get BBC here in the Midwest :p
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[q]A group of scientists are working in a lab located on a distant planet. One of them, Sandy, is attacked, raped and impregnated by a monstrous creature. She then begins to stalk her colleagues one by one, killing them and drinking their blood.[/q]
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Wow...:wtf:
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A group of scientists are working in a lab located on a distant planet. One of them, Sandy, is attacked, raped and impregnated by a monstrous creature. She then begins to stalk her colleagues one by one, killing them and drinking their blood.
...Sandy? :wtf:
What a silly name for a blood drinking pregnant creature thingy... :lol:
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A group of scientists are working in a lab located on a distant planet. One of them, Sandy, is attacked, raped and impregnated by a monstrous creature. She then begins to stalk her colleagues one by one, killing them and drinking their blood.
...and they show this on a publicly funded station? Sweet.
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Heh, you should see what they show on the privately funded ones ;)
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you crazy Brits...
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LOL I think part of the problem is that the Beeb really can't (a)Figure out what it's actually supposed to be showing (b) afford to show more than one or two movies under 20 years old per year.
Come to think of it, showing the Phantom Menace for the release of ROTS probably means we are in for Mary Poppins and Scrooged at Xmas......again.
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...christ, it's bad tentacle hentai in live action.
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:wtf: You people...
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Oh my! I just realized the title is inseminoid, and not insectoid.... :lol:
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That doesn't even come close to topping the movie Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. It is truly amazing. It's classified as like a horror, action, kung fu, musical. Story is something like this:
People start to notice that all the lesbians are missing from church so a couple priests go to visit Jesus where he's preaching on a beach. The priests get killed by vampires in broad daylight and Jesus discovers that they have found a way of surviving sunlight by wearing the skin of dead lesbians. Jesus gets a sweet haircut and an earring and goes on a vampire killing spree while teaming up with a massive wrestler named El Santos. Together they kick vampire ass using such weapons as a plunger (the wooden end is used to impale a vampire) and a toothpick (El Santos throws it at a vampire and it is also impaled) Other highlights include a gang of about 30 atheists all jumping out of the same van and trying to circle beat Jesus: "Jesus, you don't know us because we've never talked to you before. We're the atheists."
"Yah! We're gonna kick your second coming ass!"
"We're running out of skin. Harvest anothe lesbian."
Definitely worth watching if you could manage to find it somewhere. I found a copy on a p2p program but I can't remember which one. I didn't download it due to my 56k connnection though....
There's a site where you can see a synopsis and video clip of the movie. I'll try to find it later cause I'm too tired tonight.
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How can you be an atheist while being conscious of the fact that you're trying to beat up Jesus. :wtf:
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Originally posted by IPAndrews
The BBC justifies that compulsory television licence fee again, and again, and again.
WTF? They make you pay to have a TV? How badly do they rape you on it?
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I haven't seen this particular movie, but based on a friend's testimony, Ax 'Em (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ax-em/default.php) is by far the worst movie ever made. :p
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon
How can you be an atheist while being conscious of the fact that you're trying to beat up Jesus. :wtf:
Meh. From what it sounds like it'd be funnier if the atheists were the only people helping Jesus fight vampires since they're killing lesbians. (which the church hates)
Especially if it was an atheist biker gang:
"We don't really believe you man, and you're a little crazy, but damn those vamps are nasty. Let's go kick some ass!"
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Originally posted by Annorax
WTF? They make you pay to have a TV? How badly do they rape you on it?
Very badly........ but at least they're not showing Celebrity Love Island.
(NB: the BBC - including both TV and radio - is publicly funded; everyone with a telly pays a license fee which goes towards the cost of it, unlike the commerical channels which rely more predominately on advertising.
Unfortunately, the majority of the money seems to go to digital tv stations with documentaries about Boticelli that noone ever watches)
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That sucks having to pay a licence pee for a tele atleast thats not over here.
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon
How can you be an atheist while being conscious of the fact that you're trying to beat up Jesus. :wtf:
Jesus was human, its possible he existed at some point.
Beating up god would raise that question though.
One doesn't have to believe in a person named Jesus to beat them up though.
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You've gotta love HLP. I can't imagine any other place where a thread about Inseminoid could lead to a discussion about the nature of Jesus.
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Originally posted by IPAndrews
You've gotta love HLP. I can't imagine any other place where a thread about Inseminoid could lead to a discussion about the nature of Jesus.
now that we agree on
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Originally posted by aldo_14
Very badly........ but at least they're not showing Celebrity Love Island.
(NB: the BBC - including both TV and radio - is publicly funded; everyone with a telly pays a license fee which goes towards the cost of it, unlike the commerical channels which rely more predominately on advertising.
Unfortunately, the majority of the money seems to go to digital tv stations with documentaries about Boticelli that noone ever watches)
Thing is, I'd much rather pay for documentaries on Boticelli and other obscure stuff than have to choose between Celebrity Love Island and Big Brother 48 for entertainment. If it weren't for the Beeb we'd be stuck with American-style lowest-common-denominator TV (not that ITV isn't like that already, but I can choose to watch something with a bit more substance instead), and we'd be even stupider as a nation...