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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: WMCoolmon on June 02, 2005, 06:16:19 pm
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Why do Trek handheld phasers disintegrate people and make them disappear, but ship phasers don't make other ships disappear (even when shields are breached)?
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Ships aren't made of organic material? Best guess from me. Other than that, no idea.
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Some sort of heat-based chain reaction in cells?
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Because if phasers blew peoples guts out and sprayed the wall behind them with blood, Star Trek would be certificate 18 ;)
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Organic material vaporizes with much less energy then metal?
You're much more likely to kill a ship with secondary effects then with weapons, anyways. Internal explosions, fire, letting in the outside. It's been that way for as long as we've been shooting at ships, no reason it should change.
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon
Why do Trek handheld phasers disintegrate people and make them disappear, but ship phasers don't make other ships disappear (even when shields are breached)?
same reason why a shot from a tank with blow a person into bloody chunks but not a building.
person = squishy and 90% water
building = steel and concrete.
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Why do Trek handheld phasers disintegrate people and make them disappear, but ship phasers don't make other ships disappear (even when shields are breached)?
Well son, when a man and a woman love each other very much....
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Originally posted by Carl
same reason why a shot from a tank with blow a person into bloody chunks but not a building.
person = squishy and 90% water
building = steel and concrete.
Well, to be analogous, it'd be shooting a person with a handgun compared to shooting a building with a tank gun.
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Phasers? Give me a Zat gun!
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon
Well, to be analogous, it'd be shooting a person with a handgun compared to shooting a building with a tank gun.
still, deranium and titanium and other high tech super materials are alot stronger than the pink fleshy goo sacs a human is made out of.
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Pinky fleshy goo sacks...
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****ing Batman...
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"Ugly Bags of Mostly Water"
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Originally posted by Carl
still, deranium and titanium and other high tech super materials are alot stronger than the pink fleshy goo sacs a human is made out of.
Hmm, true, I suppose.
Originally posted by Setekh
Phasers? Give me a Zat gun!
Those just raise even more questions. :p One minute it tortures people; the next it stuns them; the next it just causes mild discomfort; then it's a lockpick; and then, finally, it increases hyperdrive speed if you shoot the control crystals. :p
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon
Those just raise even more questions. :p One minute it tortures people; the next it stuns them; the next it just causes mild discomfort; then it's a lockpick; and then, finally, it increases hyperdrive speed if you shoot the control crystals. :p
Apparently, they can also make julienne fries (whatever that is). :p
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Will they break?
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Originally posted by Styxx
Apparently, they can also make julienne fries (whatever that is). :p
is it also a hookah and a coffee maker?
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Jullianne fries are very thinnly cut french fries.
And a phaser is only an internal combustion device. The govt. has known about them for years. It causes the methane gas inside you to instantly combust. So, if you don´t want to die a horrible death, start farting more often.
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we aren't talking about reality here, Swamp_Thing.
Phasers are based on the Rapid Nadion Effect, whereby energy is passed through a special phaser crystal resulting in a discharge of nadion particles, which are transmitters of the strong nuclear force. (often, the detection of nadion discharges is a key sign that a battle has recently taken place). Nadion particles have varying effects on the subatomic bonds of particles with which they interact, largely depending on the mass of the atom in question. To wit, dense starship hulls are more resistant to nadion discharges than is a humanoid lifeform. The disruptive effects of nadion discharges can be moderated to produce varying effects ranging from benign to extremely destructive.
Lasers use the electromagnetic force (light), which is the second strongest of the four fundamental forces. Phasers use the strong nuclear force, which is the most powerful: 137 times stronger than the electromagnetic force.
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You don´t watch South Park much, do you? :D