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Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: aldo_14 on June 16, 2005, 08:48:12 am
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4099770.stm

I got 5.
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: pyro-manic on June 16, 2005, 08:55:00 am
I got 11. I got 1, 2, 7 and 15 wrong. I'm not sure how to feel...
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: Deepblue on June 16, 2005, 08:56:17 am
Woot! I just covered some European history!

The Pub questions were a cinch...

I got an 8.
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: Kie99 on June 16, 2005, 09:41:21 am
I got 9.
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: kasperl on June 16, 2005, 10:38:28 am
I got 8, too, but I'm not British....
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: Taristin on June 16, 2005, 10:59:35 am
I got 7... >.>
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: MatthewPapa on June 16, 2005, 11:03:52 am
I got a 10 and i live in Texas?
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: aldo_14 on June 16, 2005, 11:05:15 am
Question 3 is very anglo-centric, incidentally.
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: Clave on June 16, 2005, 11:43:15 am
A bit obscure in places - I got 9
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Post by: Ghostavo on June 16, 2005, 11:54:42 am
I got 9

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How many volts does electricity need to be British?
:lol:
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Post by: Rictor on June 16, 2005, 12:00:39 pm
6.

Pretty stupid questionairre if you ask me.
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Post by: Kosh on June 16, 2005, 12:15:18 pm
I got 9, and I've never been to Europe. :D
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Post by: Unknown Target on June 16, 2005, 12:24:36 pm
Woohoo, got an 8 :) My favorite, though, was where it adviced you to as what you should do if you knock over someone's beer :D
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: Swamp_Thing on June 16, 2005, 12:30:33 pm
I got 7. I don´t get the pub questions though. I fought the guy in the car park, i wasn´t about to pay him a new pint. He should have looked where he was going.
OK, so I´m a cheap scate!
:p
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Post by: Roanoke on June 16, 2005, 12:36:14 pm
6 :nervous:
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Post by: Ace on June 16, 2005, 01:41:35 pm
13
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Post by: Marauder on June 16, 2005, 01:51:57 pm
7...shows how much a random Canadian knows about the mother country...
:nervous:
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: karajorma on June 16, 2005, 02:00:22 pm
9. Seems we're all doing better than Aldo. Time to form the lynch mob and head up to Scotland :D
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on June 16, 2005, 02:12:55 pm
7...

"Those three-pin socket things in the wall. How many volts does electricity need to be British?"
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: pyro-manic on June 16, 2005, 02:58:51 pm
240, of course... :rolleyes:

It seems aldo is unpatriotic....

I'll get me pitchfork.
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: FireCrack on June 16, 2005, 03:13:15 pm
4, this test was totaly arbitrary.
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Post by: Roanoke on June 16, 2005, 03:13:56 pm
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Originally posted by karajorma
9. Seems we're all doing better than Aldo. Time to form the lynch mob and head up to Scotland :D



I reckon he's jealous 'cos he's in Scotland where its' always cold 'n' rainin'

*scarpers* :drevil:
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: Nuclear1 on June 16, 2005, 03:16:21 pm
15.

*conspires to overthrow British royalty*
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: Flipside on June 16, 2005, 03:32:41 pm
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Originally posted by aldo_14
Question 3 is very anglo-centric, incidentally.


And is also an incredibly watered down version of the truth ;)
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: TopAce on June 16, 2005, 03:42:15 pm
I got 10. I don't think it is bad for someone who has never been to the Great Britain.
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Post by: Martinus on June 16, 2005, 03:53:08 pm
[color=66ff00]I got eleven but I had to make an educated guess at two of them and a blind guess at another two. :)
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Post by: delta_7890 on June 16, 2005, 04:00:26 pm
I got five, same as Aldo..by randomly clicking.  XD
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Post by: Rictor on June 16, 2005, 04:04:39 pm
Most of them are completely irrelevant, useless memorization, and having nothing to do with integrating into British culture. Like the order of the holidays, the origins of "Father Christmas" and the English:Scottish ratio. I doubt too many people would be able to answer these questions when applied to their own country.
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Post by: Flipside on June 16, 2005, 04:25:44 pm
Heh, I got 11, but Rictor is right, theres practically nothing relevant there, as far as I'm aware, if you spill someones drink in anywhere in the world, it's considered to be only manners to offer to buy a replacement, I don't think that's a trait which is endemic to the UK even with our 'You spilled my pint!' culture ;)
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: TopAce on June 16, 2005, 04:34:38 pm
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Originally posted by Rictor
Most of them are completely irrelevant, useless memorization, and having nothing to do with integrating into British culture. Like the order of the holidays, the origins of "Father Christmas" and the English:Scottish ratio. I doubt too many people would be able to answer these questions when applied to their own country.


And that Magna Carta question.... tsk tsk tsk.... not what we need anywhere.
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: aldo_14 on June 16, 2005, 04:59:02 pm
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Originally posted by pyro-manic
240, of course... :rolleyes:

It seems aldo is unpatriotic....

I'll get me pitchfork.


I've got a 4 1/2 foot longsword* - come on!

Oh, and as an aside - Father Christmas is the english name; Scots call him Santa Claus.  Minor, but confusing to any newcomers to these shores.

*it's too heavy to lift, of course, but I could strap it to the bonnet of the car or something.....
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: Rictor on June 16, 2005, 05:05:26 pm
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Originally posted by TopAce


And that Magna Carta question.... tsk tsk tsk.... not what we need anywhere.


I said most. :p :p

Actually, there ought to be more such questions, about democracy, laws and so forth. You know, the important stuff. Also, every immigrant ought to know the difference between "Bollocks" and "Dog's bollocks".

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Originally posted by aldo_14


I've got a 4 1/2 foot longsword* - come on!

*it's too heavy to lift, of course, but I could strap it to the bonnet of the car or something.....

Too heavy to lift!? Ah lad, if ye ancestors had had the same mentality, you'de be speaking Cockney right now. William Wallace must be spinning in his grave, his kilt flying every which way. Ye've shamed ye ancestors, and your children, and their children, and their...

...OK, I'm done.
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: aldo_14 on June 16, 2005, 05:25:13 pm
My ancestors didn't have nuclear subs, though.
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Post by: Deepblue on June 16, 2005, 05:49:20 pm
lol!
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Post by: Setekh on June 16, 2005, 09:15:24 pm
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Originally posted by TopAce
I got 10. I don't think it is bad for someone who has never been to the Great Britain.


Same here, TopAce. Though I have an unfair advantage, I'm part of the Commonwealth. ;)
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Post by: Kosh on June 17, 2005, 01:47:42 am
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Oh, and as an aside - Father Christmas is the english name; Scots call him Santa Claus. Minor, but confusing to any newcomers to these shores.



I always thought the idea for "Father Christmas" and "Santa Claus" came from the Dutch......
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: Anaz on June 17, 2005, 02:51:39 am
6
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 17, 2005, 02:53:20 am
5
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Post by: Fineus on June 17, 2005, 04:09:04 am
9... I'm on the District Council.

The joy.
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: aldo_14 on June 17, 2005, 04:22:13 am
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Originally posted by Kosh



I always thought the idea for "Father Christmas" and "Santa Claus" came from the Dutch......


Father Christmas is english/British, Santa is dutch. I don't know why we seem to use Santa ahead of Father Christmas.
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: TopAce on June 17, 2005, 07:04:51 am
How does it sound that 'Father Christmas is coming to town', instead of 'Santa Claus is coming to town'?

Anyway, the dutch would be Santa Klaus, right? (seriously)
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: aldo_14 on June 17, 2005, 07:11:26 am
Sinterklaas.  I believe it's derived from 'Saint Nicholas' (the original inspiration).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_klaus
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: Sigma957 on June 17, 2005, 10:25:39 am
Got ten aswell.
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Post by: WeatherOp on June 17, 2005, 10:55:08 am
I got a 4.:p
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: Inquisitor on June 17, 2005, 10:58:09 am
Being an American...

You got 7 right!
0-5: Seat in Heathrow arrivals.... 6-10: Seat on the district council......11-14: Seat in Parliament.....15: Seat on the throne
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: kasperl on June 17, 2005, 01:59:43 pm
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Originally posted by Kosh



I always thought the idea for "Father Christmas" and "Santa Claus" came from the Dutch......


Indeed, Sinterklaas. The Dutch celebration is waay different from the US/UK Christmass, though.

Over here, we give small gifts (mostly), with funny, somewhat teasing poems attached to them. You often create a large 'surprise', intresting packaging. For instance, back when I was known for carrying a huge backpack in school, a girl made me a gigantic (1*1*1m) backpack, filled with shredded newspaper, and my gifts scattered inside, so I'd have to search.

Our christmass is generally spending time with your family, staying at home, and that kind of stuff.
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: Gai Daigoji on June 17, 2005, 02:12:10 pm
I got seven, kind of a bad quiz if you ask me. If you went around and asked half the british people these questions most would answer wrong :rolleyes:
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: karajorma on June 17, 2005, 05:31:52 pm
Judging from the stats it appears as if the British are actually more likely to get things wrong than foreigners.

Probably something to do with being too close to the problem.
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: Mongoose on June 18, 2005, 02:29:53 am
I'm Pennsylvania born and bred, never left my home country or even my time zone, and I still managed to get eight.  For shame, aldo. Now that I know that, what's a district council? :p

P.S. Considering that I know the feast day of my patron saint, Andrew, and St. Patty's Day is easy, that question wasn't that hard to figure out. :)
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: Cobra on June 21, 2005, 06:06:41 pm
You got 15 right!
0-5: Seat in Heathrow arrivals.... 6-10: Seat on the district council......11-14: Seat in Parliament.....15: Seat on the throne

w00t! :cool:
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: Fergus on June 22, 2005, 10:46:38 am
8...though methinks I got a higher score than our good-for-nothing local MP
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: NGTM-1R on June 22, 2005, 01:28:36 pm
Aldo, of course you're not British. You're a Scot.
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: TopAce on June 22, 2005, 02:02:36 pm
the British = the English. the Scots, the Welsh and the North Irish.
So aldo, IS a British
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: aldo_14 on June 22, 2005, 03:04:02 pm
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Originally posted by TopAce
the British = the English. the Scots, the Welsh and the North Irish.
So aldo, IS a British


Only in semantics.

Which is the point ngtm1r was making.  I hope.
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: NGTM-1R on June 22, 2005, 03:18:54 pm
It is indeed.
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: TopAce on June 22, 2005, 03:52:26 pm
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Originally posted by aldo_14


Only in semantics.

Which is the point ngtm1r was making.  I hope.


Very well, I accept it. You better know it.
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: Clave on June 23, 2005, 01:12:24 am
The English (which includes me) have a very bad history with the other countries of the Union, that's why there's lots of castles all over the UK...
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Post by: pyro-manic on June 23, 2005, 08:00:31 am
Damn straight. More castles for a given area than anywhere else in the world here in Wales. We've given you a fair bit of aggro over the centuries. ;)
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Post by: karajorma on June 23, 2005, 08:05:30 am
Really? Where in Wales? Cause I'm from Kent and if you're beating us I'll be impressed :)
Title: Apparently, I'm not British
Post by: pyro-manic on June 23, 2005, 09:22:31 am
I got the stat off a documentary (I think it was one of the Dan Cruickshank ones), but we've got stacks of 'em (into the hundreds IIRC). There are three major ones within five miles of my house.

This ("http://www.castlewales.com/") might help. I haven't looked through it properly, but it seems to have a big list of buildings and sites. Also look at the CADW website (www.cadw.wales.gov.uk) - they're the ones who look after most of them.
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Post by: karajorma on June 23, 2005, 09:50:00 am
They only marked the major ones so as a result they don't seem to have that impressive a number of them. A search on CADW's website turned up 44 castles while the Kent tourist boards website turned up 20 or so (And Kent is much smaller of course).

Not saying your wrong but if Wales has the most Kent can't be far behind :)

Thing is my girlfriend loves visiting castles and when she had a couple of weeks off last month we must have visited around 10 or so within an hours drive.
 So a weekend in Wales is starting to sound like a good idea :)
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Post by: pyro-manic on June 23, 2005, 09:54:18 am
Aye, if the weather's nice it's beautiful. I'd recommend Caernarvon (Northwest), the castle is huge and it's right on the coast. Also worth checking out are Raglan, Caerphilly (huge, moat, crazy leaning tower), and some others. Hell, you've got all the pictures on the CADW site - see for yourself. :)
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Post by: karajorma on June 23, 2005, 10:16:17 am
I've always wanted to visit Caerphilly actually. :D