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Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: achtung on June 18, 2005, 12:56:46 am: Has any one else seen this series? its halo machinima and seems pretty funny, as you can guess buy the subject heading it is called red vs. blue. If your on dial up or don't wanna waste bandwidth I would go to the previous sesons page after going to movies. The earlier work is small (sticking around about 7-8 mb of size).

Link: http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/home.php
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Bobboau on June 18, 2005, 12:59:46 am: in a word: yes
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Deepblue on June 18, 2005, 01:00:48 am: Old but still good. Now with Halo 2 goodness.
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Mongoose on June 18, 2005, 02:39:02 am: I've seen it more times than I care to admit. It's the only thing related to Halo that actually lives up to all of the hype. :p
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Setekh on June 18, 2005, 07:41:36 am: A lot of us here have been fans since the beginning, Swantz. :)

"Doesn't really look like a warthog to me. Seems more like... like a puma."
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Grug on June 18, 2005, 08:03:44 am: "This isn't physically possible!"
~ My favourite. :p
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Hippo on June 18, 2005, 08:30:38 am: "Hey. Church. Look! Birds!... Why are they flying in circles?"
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: karajorma on June 18, 2005, 09:12:50 am: Quote
Originally posted by Grug
"This isn't physically possible!"
~ My favourite. :p

Mine too. Although

Quote
What do we get?
What do you mean what do you get? You're surrendering you don't get anything except humilation.
We've already got that. What else have you got?

Comes a close second. (Okay it's not an exact quote but I couldn't be bothered to look it up :) )
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Setekh on June 18, 2005, 09:28:13 am: "Yeah, suck it blue!"
"Umm, no... you suck it blue?"
"Caboose, you really need to work on your comebacks..."
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Roanoke on June 18, 2005, 11:29:39 am: one of 'em is told he will have to be spare parts for another:
"kiss my cyborg ass!!"
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Fragrag on June 18, 2005, 11:48:05 am: O'MALLEY: Lopez, why are they moving so slow?
LOPEZ: You asked for a day of victory, at this rate they shall win in 24 hours
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: achtung on June 18, 2005, 01:11:26 pm: where can I get the episodes between 10 and 39?
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: karajorma on June 18, 2005, 01:18:20 pm: I'd take a look here (http://www.redvsblue.net/modules.php?op=modload&name=Downloads&file=index&req=viewdownload&cid=4)
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: achtung on June 18, 2005, 01:21:45 pm: Thanks.
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Unknown Target on June 18, 2005, 01:38:21 pm: "Shotgun!"
"Shotgun!"
"****!"

Love that series, haven't watched it since 17 though.
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Ghost on June 18, 2005, 02:05:44 pm: I've seen some, and it's really unfunny. "Woohoo! Halo!" Big ****ing deal. Halo blows.
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Unknown Target on June 18, 2005, 02:09:45 pm: It's not supposed to be about Halo. Are you sure you've watched them? :wtf:
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Ghost on June 18, 2005, 02:37:09 pm: Yes, I'm sure. Church or whatever the **** is a moron. So are all the rest of the people... trust me, it's even worse when you're constantly surrounded by dumbasses that quote it EVERY ****ING DAY.
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Bobboau on June 18, 2005, 03:31:20 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Unknown Target
"Shotgun!"
"Shotgun!"
"****!"

"shotgun's lap!"
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on June 18, 2005, 04:12:21 pm: Quote
Originally posted by karajorma

What do we get?
What do you mean what do you get? You're surrendering you don't get anything except humilation.
We've already got that. What else have you got?

Best. Line. Ever.

Ghost, you have no taste.
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: achtung on June 18, 2005, 05:22:18 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ghost
Yes, I'm sure. Church or whatever the **** is a moron. So are all the rest of the people... trust me, it's even worse when you're constantly surrounded by dumbasses that quote it EVERY ****ING DAY.

I thought caboose was the moron.
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Anaz on June 18, 2005, 05:43:05 pm: "Dude! I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank!"
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Setekh on June 18, 2005, 05:54:57 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Bobboau
"shotgun's lap!"

:lol: I love that one too.

"Who wants to help me stretch my hammies?"
"No one's falling for that again, Donut..."
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Sigma957 on June 18, 2005, 06:59:35 pm: :lol: Thats a funny one :lol:
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Ghost on June 18, 2005, 08:58:06 pm: No, Jetmech.. it's not that. I think it's because I have taste. Quite the opposite of your statement, it would seem. Try watching or reading something with, you know, "humor" in it. And by "humor," I don't mean 'HAHA HE DID SOMETHING STUPID' "humor."
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Scuddie on June 18, 2005, 09:24:32 pm: Since we're all quoting lines...

"My dad always said, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?'"
"Hey rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?"
"No, I think he called her a slut!"

Ghost isn't missing taste, it's just that he doesn't know how to appreciate crude witty humor. Apparently RvB isn't good enough for him.

EDIT: Why is it that the characters have progressed at an overly inflated rate? Donut never acted gayish in the first season, but now he's Ambiguously Gay. Same goes with Caboose. He was a little moronic in his first few episodes, and now he seems just plain stupid. And O'Malley was considered a dark and evil badass at the beginning, and now he's twisted and insane.
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Ghost on June 18, 2005, 09:28:12 pm: Oh, trust me, I can appreciate crude, witty humor. You should see me spout awful, awful jokes at school. My specialty is my repertoire of dead baby jokes.

A show using Max Payne and the dead baby body from the first 'mission' using dead baby jokes would be funnier than RvB.
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on June 18, 2005, 09:38:11 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ghost
Oh, trust me, I can appreciate crude, witty humor. You should see me spout awful, awful jokes at school. My specialty is my repertoire of dead baby jokes.

Maybe not so much lack of taste as bad taste. For example, he finds dead baby jokes funny. BAD TASTE. :p
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Scuddie on June 18, 2005, 09:51:55 pm: Yes, he needs to find better tastes. I have an idea...

"KNOCK KNOCK" :D
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on June 18, 2005, 11:58:30 pm: I already know where he can find jokes with better taste.

http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/home.php :D
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Ghost on June 19, 2005, 12:18:33 am: Funny, guys. Real funny.

Just kidding. A person who watches Red vs Blue can't have much of a sense of humor(at least in my experience).

You must understand.. you guys are better than some of the dumbasses in my hometown. These retards have no jokes beyond what they hear in RvB and in Hitchhikers Guide.
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Scuddie on June 19, 2005, 12:26:56 am: Something tells me that you havent watched more than two or three episodes. I was like that too in the beginning, but I watched more and found that it got a bit deeper once I got to know the characters. The whole series is like one Dennis Leary bastardization of moral and ethical values.

Once you watch this show for what it is, you'll find it to be alot more like the late 80s/early 90s of SNL, rather than the fourth season of Mad TV you portray it to be.
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on June 19, 2005, 12:30:59 am: I'll agree, Ghost, that if I heard the jokes nonstop, they'd get a bit stale. But hearing the jokes from friends and Watching the series and truly appreciating it are somewhat different.

Listen to Scuddie. He is wise.
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Sandwich on June 19, 2005, 01:21:14 am: Ooooohkaye now, can we stop the insults? (rhetorical question, in case you didn't know...) Ghost's sense of humor is different form all the rest of your senses of, err... uhh... humours. :nervous: Doesn't mean any of you - on either "side" - have to resort to personal insults. I mean, c'mon, who here likes brussel sprouts, for cryin' out loud?? :rolleyes:
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Scuddie on June 19, 2005, 01:25:26 am: I like Brussels, and I dont like sprouts. I feel conflicted :nervous:.
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: achtung on June 19, 2005, 03:11:30 am: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
[B I mean, c'mon, who here likes brussel sprouts, for cryin' out loud?? :rolleyes: [/B]

Brussel Sprouts are like miniature heads of cabbage which is cool but they taste bad and make your pee smell funny, shich in turn is not cool unless your a hobo of course..:)
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Ransom on June 19, 2005, 06:45:55 am: It has a couple of funny episodes. One of them I forgot entirely, the other was the one in Caboose's mind. Other than that I don't really like it. It's an okay distraction though.
Title: Red vs. Blue
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on June 19, 2005, 01:54:16 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
Ooooohkaye now, can we stop the insults? (rhetorical question, in case you didn't know...) Ghost's sense of humor is different form all the rest of your senses of, err... uhh... humours. :nervous: Doesn't mean any of you - on either "side" - have to resort to personal insults. I mean, c'mon, who here likes brussel sprouts, for cryin' out loud?? :rolleyes:

Bah, I wasn't insulting him. I was messing around, as is shown by the smilies following each post :p