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Title: Way to go?
Post by: aldo_14 on July 16, 2005, 01:21:26 pm: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html?syndication=rss

King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property.
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Post by: Gapie on July 16, 2005, 01:28:04 pm: way to go.:nod:
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Post by: Unknown Target on July 16, 2005, 01:38:08 pm: I wanna know why/how he died :D
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Post by: Kamikaze on July 16, 2005, 01:45:17 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Unknown Target
I wanna know why/how he died :D

"King County sheriff's detectives are investigating possible animal cruelty at a farm near Enumclaw that apparently has attracted a significant number of people to have sex with animals, a sheriff's spokesman said Thursday. The investigation was launched this month after authorities discovered the July 2 death of a man who suffered internal bleeding after engaging in anal sex with a horse at the farm."

:ick:
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Post by: Hippo on July 16, 2005, 01:46:35 pm: :wtf:
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Post by: aldo_14 on July 16, 2005, 01:56:48 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Kamikaze

"King County sheriff's detectives are investigating possible animal cruelty at a farm near Enumclaw that apparently has attracted a significant number of people to have sex with animals, a sheriff's spokesman said Thursday. The investigation was launched this month after authorities discovered the July 2 death of a man who suffered internal bleeding after engaging in anal sex with a horse at the farm."

:ick:

The horse was up **** creek, in other words.
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Post by: Kosh on July 16, 2005, 01:57:17 pm: Well, you do stupid, wierd, illegal **** like that you get what you deserve.

But really though, :wtf: on many levels........

These people are really screwed up if they want to do that.
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Post by: mikhael on July 16, 2005, 02:52:53 pm: See, that's the problem, Kosh: sex with animals is NOT illegal in Washington state. Personally, I figure you like the idea of sex with a horse, no problem. You actually HAVE sex with a horse, its time to seek help.

What made me laugh, though was this:
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The Humane Society of the United States intends to use the case during the next state legislative session as an example of why sex with animals should be outlawed in Washington, said Bob Reder, a Humane Society regional director in Seattle.

So, the Humane Society, dedicated to stopping animal cruelty, wants a law that stops a stallion from having an orgasm. Sounds cruel to me. I just can't imagine the HORSE suffered at all. ;)
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Post by: Nico on July 16, 2005, 03:33:05 pm: Hey, maybe the horse raped him :p (I've seen a video with a guy with his trousers down in a field -guess he was taking a crap :p-, and he "attracted" a donkey, and at the end, the donkey gets him :shaking: -Thanks god the video stopped right when the guy felt under the donkey. I didn't think it'd end like that :blah: The guy must have killed the other one who was filming rather than helping ~~)
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Post by: NGTM-1R on July 16, 2005, 03:37:31 pm: Well, Christ, you have sex with a horse you're practically asking to get torn in half...
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Post by: delta_7890 on July 16, 2005, 03:42:45 pm: ..Oh..my..
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Post by: Setekh on July 16, 2005, 11:32:39 pm: Darwin award nominee, for sure.
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Post by: Deepblue on July 17, 2005, 12:03:00 am: Ugg...

*wonders what Raa has to say about this...*
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*shudders violently*
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Post by: Bobboau on July 17, 2005, 01:36:46 am: so, did he **** the horse (and got kicked or something) or did the horse **** him... real hard
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Post by: Sigma957 on July 17, 2005, 04:02:08 am: Really sick people they are,he got really screwed,sucked in I say.
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Post by: Grug on July 17, 2005, 06:38:35 am: LMAO!

That is so karma.

:lol: ROFL @ Deepblue. :p
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Post by: Rott3 on July 17, 2005, 07:37:11 am: Quote
Originally posted by Bobboau
so, did he **** the horse (and got kicked or something) or did the horse **** him... real hard

The latter one. It is NOT a good way to go :no: No sirree.

My butt just started aching for some reason.
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Post by: Grug on July 17, 2005, 07:53:25 am: LoL, from experience? :p
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Post by: DaBrain on July 17, 2005, 09:16:23 am: Quote
Originally posted by aldo_14
[...] a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property.[/i]

This is crazy... they had sex before the marriage! ;7

Some people must be seriously bored. :wtf:

Edit: ... What would Mr. Ed say in this situation? :lol:
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Post by: karajorma on July 17, 2005, 09:40:39 am: I've always wondered whether people who are into animals like all the animals of that species or whether they only find certain ones attractive.

Do you get horsef**kers who only like horses with brown hair, are sheepshaggers so common because all sheep basically look the same so it's easy to find one you like?

Inquiring minds want to know. We just don't want to get close enough to anyone involved in such behaviour to actually ask :D
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Post by: aldo_14 on July 17, 2005, 09:41:40 am: "phoar! Look at the hooves on that!"
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Post by: DaBrain on July 17, 2005, 09:48:10 am: Quote
Originally posted by Rott3

The latter one. It is NOT a good way to go :no: No sirree.

My butt just started aching for some reason.

I hope those guys do not have a family....

"Where is dad?"

"He won't come home today. He got a**f**ked to death by a horse."

:shaking:

This *may* cause some psychological problems for children.

I really hope this stuff is not allowed in my country.
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Post by: Nico on July 17, 2005, 10:58:22 am: Quote
Originally posted by karajorma
I've always wondered whether people who are into animals

Or in that case, the other way around.
"runs"
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Post by: Rott3 on July 17, 2005, 11:19:02 am: Quote
Originally posted by Nico

Or in that case, the other way around.
"runs"

Plus not 'into', but inside

And my butt isn't aching from experience. It's just that i feel what other people feel. Like when someone cut his/her finger and i see it or hear about it, sometimes i feel it too. I guess i'm a freak.
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Post by: DaBrain on July 17, 2005, 11:37:56 am: Quote
Originally posted by Rott3
I guess i'm a freak.

No, empathy is a good thing. ;)

But maybe not in this case... ;7
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Post by: Bobboau on July 17, 2005, 11:43:56 am: Quote
Originally posted by karajorma
sheepshaggers so common because all sheep basically look the same

I went to a catholic school and in a religion class the guy was explaining why sheperds were consitered to be dirty people, and were syphilis came from, long story short it turns out that sheep genitals are about the same size as there human counterparts, though you'd think that would make them less popular, because these people probly have a thing for something of a diferent size and shape.
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Post by: Rott3 on July 17, 2005, 12:01:43 pm: Quote
Originally posted by DaBrain

No, empathy is a good thing. ;)

But maybe not in this case... ;7

:nod: Damn straight

Bobb had a very 'intresting' religion class. When i had religious lessons (1st grade), we went to visit 2 churches (in one day), ate dryed apples (Mmmmm) and listened to the teacher tell stories of how good Jesus was. Atleast now we know where Bobb got most of his education - listening his teacher talk about sheep genitals. Cool.
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Post by: BlackDove on July 17, 2005, 12:02:56 pm: Any sex with animals is beyond my comprehension so just -_-
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Post by: Nuclear1 on July 17, 2005, 12:19:04 pm: *waits patiently for Raa's post*

Sick... just sick. :ick:
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Post by: Kie99 on August 07, 2005, 06:54:57 pm: FOR FECK'S SAKE! How can Bestiality NOT be illegal? If nothing else it should come under rape and animal cruelty laws, since an animal can't consent.

On a lighter note, this reminded me of a joke I recently heard:

A man walks into his wife's bedroom with an animal, and he declares:

"This is the pig I sh*g with every time you have a headache."

The wife looks up from her book, and says:

"I think you'll find that's a sheep."

The Man replies:

"I think you'll find I was talkingto the sheep.
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Post by: Taristin on August 07, 2005, 07:03:35 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Deepblue

*wonders what Raa has to say about this...*

**** you.

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Originally posted by nuclear1
*waits patiently for Raa's post*

And **** you too.

It's animal abuse and cruelty, no matter how much someone gets off on it. And I am sick of the constant association of fur with beastiality. They are two entirely different entities. We may love animals, but we're not animal lovers. Bastards.
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Post by: Martinus on August 07, 2005, 07:05:38 pm: [color=66ff00]I've always wondered if there were lesbian sheep ever since I saw an article in one of those 'off the wall' science mags about 1 in ten rams being gay. I mean how do you figure out if the ewe is buttered on the other side? All a ewe has to do is stand there afterall.

I expect it will remain one of life's myriad mysteries.
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Post by: aldo_14 on August 07, 2005, 07:09:46 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]I've always wondered if there were lesbian sheep ever since I saw an article in one of those 'off the wall' science mags about 1 in ten rams being gay.
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Yeah, but how many of the 9 remaining rams were just scared to admit it?
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Post by: mikhael on August 07, 2005, 07:17:31 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Raa

It's animal abuse and cruelty, no matter how much someone gets off on it. And I am sick of the constant association of fur with beastiality. They are two entirely different entities. We may love animals, but we're not animal lovers. Bastards.

Amen about the Fur vs Bestiality thing.

But as for consent... I dunno. A horse might just be able to make its feelings about consent clear with a well placed hoof, be it during the act, or later when you're not expecting it. ;)
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Post by: aldo_14 on August 12, 2005, 07:42:27 am: On a similar vein;
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/08/12/australia_rabbit_arrests/
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A New Zealander working in Sydney as a "finance industry professional" has appeared in court charged with animal cruelty, bestiality and drug offences following the deaths of 17 rabbits and a guinea pig.

Reuters reports that the man was cuffed in his office at 1am this morning after a probe by cops and Australia's Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

He faces 18 charges of "aggravated cruelty to animals", one count of bestiality and - just to put the cherry on the top of the cake - two counts of possession of cannabis.

The alleged offences were committed between July 20 and August 20, Reuters notes. The suspect did not enter a plea or apply for bail and was remanded in custody until an appearence at Sydney's Central Local Court on 19 August.

The authorities' reaction to this outrage seem surprising, given that Australia waged war for years against the cast of Watership Down. Perhaps if the alleged offences had been perpetrated on cane toads the detainee might not now be facing the full wrath of the law.

As regards the man's nationality, we leave it to our Australian readers to make merry with that. ®
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Post by: Primus on August 12, 2005, 09:02:30 am: I feel sick.

How it isn't illegal? No. Why it isn't illegal?!? I actually thought, that it's something that's illegal in all countries!

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Thirty-three states ban sex with animals, he said.

33 out of 50?? What the ****?
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Post by: StratComm on August 12, 2005, 09:18:15 am: Maybe the other 17 thought it was so sick that they shouldn't need laws against it?

Besides, in the modern political climate, it might get interpreted one day as it being illegal to have sex with people.
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Post by: aldo_14 on August 12, 2005, 10:09:36 am: I'm waiting for them to put curtains over the legs on the white house dining table next.
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Post by: Wild Fragaria on August 12, 2005, 10:54:53 am: Quote
Originally posted by aldo_14

Yeah, but how many of the 9 remaining rams were just scared to admit it?

Or only one out of ten could speak more than just 'ramish'.
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Post by: General Freak on August 12, 2005, 11:26:25 am: I saw a link about zoophilia in a thread about Vasudan genitals.

Go do a search. :P

EDIT: Not trying to defend zoophiliacs here, but some animals can consent because of the thing called sex hormones, which you can spread all over yourself, and have the animal come to you (if he consents, just like with animals<->animals because not all animals consent to their opposite sex just because they produce sex hormones naturally).