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General FreeSpace => FreeSpace Discussion => Topic started by: WMCoolmon on July 23, 2005, 06:07:53 am
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I couldn't pass up a bit of immature fun. :DD
Also, it's late at night. :p
"Our pants will not be extinguished."
"Negative, Vasudan! I will not give up my pants!"
"Command, the Shivan juggernaught is ripping our pants to pieces!"
But my favorite:
"Alpha 1, try to fly into the Lucifer's pants."
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hahahaha, very nice....
reminds me of the famouse star wars one i saw back on tv in australia...
darth vader trying to seduce a tax woman because she is reposessing the death star..
"have you, ever stroked a wookie"
"would you like to see my, light saber"
would like to take my deathstar wouldnt you, its only one of my big balls of furry though"
but my favourite of all is...
"the force is strong, in my pants"
hee hehahahahaha
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on that line...'may the pants be with you.'
From Bosch Mono4
"I alone realized that our species had no future with the pants."
"A pants upon which the fate of humanity depends"
"My study of pants technology and biology formed the cornerstone of my project."
"We embark on a miraculous journey to new pants"
"On this day...my pants are filled....with joy"
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I feel like a hypocrit for not closing this thread immediately, like I did to JoeLo's....
I'll let flipside make this call.
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hahahaha,
"On this day...my pants are filled....with joy"
omg, that is good...hahahahahahahahha
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon
"Command, the Shivan juggernaught is ripping our pants to pieces!"
:lol:
I like what Thunder came up with last time:
"And they hurled themselves into the void of space with no pants..."
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hey while you guys are watching this thread, are there any new updates or anything i should know thats happened in the last month? i havnt been around been travelling all over europe...
so yea can someone update me....and i swear the pants will be blown off you in multi later when i get it goin
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From Mono2 with some creative liscence. For being a rather immature game, it sure as hell is fun :D
"I hear my enemies speculate about my pants, my undies. Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to. The tragedy of my pants is that they will be remembered as the taker of innocents, and this assessment is not unfair. I cannot argue with their pants or with the verdict of clothing.
The Neo Terran Front is an army of stupid cattle, driven by their pants, their fears and insecurities. Cotton is the greatest weapon for most trousers, but old trousers tear open all too easily. I am merely a fool who created a monster I am now pantless to stop and so I will play my role to the ripping end. I have given the lost generation some pants to die for, and now my pants will be crowned with golden zips.
What my enemies will never understand is that my rebellion is about my love for pants and not my hatred of jeans. In the Gamma Draconis system the destroyers have returned and soon the alliance will learn the secret behind my pants."
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ok, i am laughing quite hard now...this is awesome
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Pilot sit tight we're sending recovery craft right now.
Send pants!
Ours was a proud people, and always the strongest. For thousands of years our pants expanded.
The Shivan forces are sprouting up everywhere and it's no secret that our pants are taking a beating. As you probably know no one has been able to communicate with them and Terran Intelligence has no leads on their origins or their motives. On the upside their pants technology seems to be working just fine for us. By this afternoon all fighters stationed on the Galetea will have been fitted with them. Try to keep them intact, alright?
In the interests of learning more about the slippery bastards we're going to attempt something bold. The capture of the Tyranis. If this goes off it will give us the opportunity to examine Shivan pants up close.
We know when we entered subspace we were trespassers. But our planet is our home. And yet still they came. And our pants are gone.
Our technology, our pants if ever they are seen again will spawn none of the awe that filled our conquests.
In subspace they can not use their pants.
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The following is classified level Rho. Unauthorised access is punishable under the GTVA pants act, Deneb convention, section 21.3.5.
We vanquished the Shivans in the pants War but the hardness remained. How would we confront the pants of future invasion? The Shivans might return at any time, any place, with or without pants. How would we fight the next threat to the very existence of our own pants?
In 2345, on the tenth anniversary of the Shivan attack on Ross 128, the Vasudan emperor Khonsu II addressed the newly formed GTVA pants assembly. The emperor inaugurated an ambitious and unprecedented joint endeavour. The GTVA Pantsus.
Khonsu II: Together we built a civilisation on the pants of the great war, and now we stand on the threshold of a new era of trousers and underwear. The Vasudan people celebrate our shared pants of peaceful coexistence and mutual defence of our Terran allies.
The Pantsus is the most powerful space faring pants ever constructed. Spanning six kilometres from belt to foot the Pantsus has taken over twenty years to complete. Twelve Boxer shorts fit within its massive space size. Its state of the art weaponry includes, forty-five centimeter waist size, fifteen belt loops, twelve centimeters of zip and twelve buttons. The Pantsus wields more fabric than twelve Jeans combined. Very large things are housed in its vast crotch space, and its crew numbers over thirty thousand. Among its contractors are industry giants Triton Dynamics, Subach-Innes and the Akheton Corporation
The alliance now wages war on multiple fronts in Deneb, Alpha Centauri, Epsilon Pegasi and the mysterious nebula beyond Gamma Draconis. Once deployed the Pantsus will end these conflicts swiftly and decisively. If ever the Shivans return to threaten our pants we will be ready to face the challenge, securing wedgies for today and for generations to come.
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omg, where is all this comeing from...this is gold...*laughs histerically*...but can someone still fill me in what i missed out on
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Basically it's just the lines from the game with a few alterations. My Quotes were all from the FS1 cutscenes for instance.
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I <3 you guys :D
I'm still deciding which one will be my siggy
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:lol:
Howabout: "Oh God! They had these death-black pants..."
Or: "We inherit the pants of ghosts who haunt these ruins."
Or: "That was a little too close. We gotta wait 15 minutes to change our pants."
oh wait...
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noi meant what have i missed in builds and stuff
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"They say our people have no pants - only a past filled with harm. And a future they can only dream of."
"Our technology, our pants, if ever they are seen again, will spawn none of the awe that filled our conquest."
"When we discovered pants, the Destroyers took note..."
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Originally posted by psycho_fergo
noi meant what have i missed
The fact that we're having far too much fun to let you hijack this thread :p
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awww what if i asked it this way..
what in the pants have i missed this last month? are there any new pants around with new fabrics? is multi-pants working at the moment? and with what version of pants is it working on?
is that ok?
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This is not only the wrong thread but also the wrong forum for that sort of question. What you're doing is "trolling" and it's generally considered quite rude. Stop hijacking the thread.
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As the old poet once said "There are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in your pants."
The Neo Terran Front is an army of stupid cattle, driven by their hatred's, their pants and insecurities.
The ancients died eight thousand years ago, as humanity emerged from its Neolithic Pants...
All the jump points from Earth are gone. But the Shivans can rebuild them. I'm told we can expect them again, but not in my pants. Such is liberation.
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Nice last quote BW. Very nice.
"..not in my pants. Such is liberation."
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[size=10]"[/size]
To the pilots and crew of the 70th Blue Jeans, GTD Aquitaine. It is my sad duty to report that your pants never reached the Vega system. According to observers, Those pants remained behind so that others might reach the Vega closet. The pants made this decision even after being advised of the impending red wine stain. Because of this sacrifice and the sacrifice of thousands of others we halted the pantless shivan advance. We sealed off Capella and our pants are safe, maybe forever. No one can fathom how or why the Shivans destroyed the Capellan Tailor. We lost a place many of us called home. We lost entire wardrobes, the Pantus and most of our pants. We lost so many articles of clothing that we celebrate our victory with grief and empty wallets.
From our odyssey into Hell we have returned with a gift. The Ancient technology to build a full matching outfit between Delta Serpentis and Sol. To restore our link to planet Levis. To return home after all these years.
This is Admiral Pantrach, signing off.
[size=10]"[/size]
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Originally posted by FireCrack
This is Admiral Pantrach, signing off.
This is Admiral Petrach, panting off.
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The GTS Asimov was working on project Tsunami, which involves hyperreactive pants. These pants are extremely volatile. If the Asimov is destroyed, the reagents are likely to reach critical mass. Analysis predicts a shockwave of up to five pants in radius.
The pants are in bad shape. We need to clear the area, then transport the pants out of there.
When the area is secure, the GTT Spomer will jump in and retrieve the pants. After they have been safely evacuated, return to base.
We have 5 pants waiting in the hangar. We have no time to get them fully loaded out, so you'll need to use what you've got. Suit up! You're launching in two minutes.
"Pants at 50%. Don't know how much more we can take."
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Originally posted by Black Wolf
As the old poet once said "There are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in your pants."
Or flip that around: "As the old poet once said, there are more things in pants than are dreamt of in your philosophy."I'm told we can expect them again, but not in my pants. Such is liberation.
:lol:
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Originally posted by Raa
The GTS Asimov was working on project Tsunami, which involves hyperreactive pants. These pants are extremely volatile. If the Asimov is destroyed, the reagents are likely to reach critical mass. Analysis predicts a shockwave of up to five pants in radius.
:lol: :yes:
"Aquitaine here. Shivan warheads have impacted our pants! We need more fighter cover or we're not going to make it!"
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"Pants were not made for this kind of abuse command! We'll melt down our pants if we push any harder."
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The following transmission was picked up by the Terran listening outpost in the Beta Aquilae system.
" are a group of Vasudan refugees seeking the assistance of any Terran pants. We were onboard a Vasudan science outpost when it was destroyed by the Shivans. We managed to land on this uncharted planet when our pants lost power. It's uninhabited, but we uncovered the remains of an ancient civilization. They were neither Terran nor Vasudan nor Shivan."
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"Were 5 klicks from that corvette! The pants you gave us were bogus!"
"You would be well advised to question the wisdom in your pants.. Jelm, engage subspce drive."
"Listen to me. If my pants are guaranteed I'll withdraw my forces from your pants."
"Those pants have some kind of shielding on them. My sensors can't penetrate!"
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Kinda sad that all of these pants... err... quotes seem to be only from FS2. (save for mine)
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And the large number I posted.
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Ah. :o
I overlooked yours because the n00b was trying to hijack... :nervous:
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Originally posted by Raa
Kinda sad that all of these pants... err... quotes seem to be only from FS2. (save for mine)
My last one wasn't.
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Anyone decide to play around with the personas?
"Get these pants off me!"
"On your pants! On your pants!"
"Command, we have pantsed the area."
"All pants have been neutralized, Command."
"I demand unfettered access to the Allied Command's pants!" (I mean, Sirius jump node :nervous: )
"Amassing his pants in the Regulus system, Admiral Bosch outmaneuvered the Colossus and its pants."
"We believed that in our pants we would be safe."
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"25 seconds, get more pants on the Bastion pilots, we're almost there!"
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"Oh yeah! I got him! Pants down! Pants down!"
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"Check your pants, pilot!"
"Terran, your lack of pants is typical."
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"Out of line? We're risking our pants out here, Command. We deserve a straight answer."
"I can live with being pantsed if the game makes sense!"
And of course, everyone's lovable rogue...
"Command, it appears we're fighting pants!"
"Terran, your lack of pants is typical."
"Particularly pants of Terran design."
Edit: "If Command needs your pants, they'll promote you to Admiral. Now shut up and focus!"
"The pants have arrived. Command is well informed."
"Then they must know this mission is suicide!"
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"Pants on station, request status brief!"
"PANTS INCOMING!"
"Roger that Sir. Depantsing target!"
"Pants integrity failing. Get me outta here command!"
"Sorry Sir, I'm unable to aquire your pants."
"Who's pants are you on pilot?"
"Pants up! Enemy wing closing in!"
"Command! pants are blown. I need repair!"
"Let's focus on our pants Sir!"
"Roger. We'll take off those pants for you Sir!"
"THESE PAJNTS ARE GONNA BLOW!"
"My pants are going beserk! Calling in support!"
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Originally posted by nuclear1
"Command, we have pantsed the area."
That's another quote where the wrong word was replaced. How about "Command, we have sanitized the pants."
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"12 Lucifer Class Destroyers can fit within its massive pants"
"We've detected Shivan pants alright and one more Sathanas heading for Capella"
"Reactor core breach on all pants! Half the squad is down!"
"How're we supposed to get a visual confirmation I can't see a thing in these pants?"
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Originally posted by kietotheworld
"Reactor core breach on all pants! Half the squad is down!"
:lol:
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"We aren't called the 242nd Suicide Pants for NOTHING pilot".
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Originally posted by kietotheworld
"Reactor core breach on all pants! Half the squad is down!"
No, no, no! It's "Reactor core breach on all fighters! Half the pants are down!""How're we supposed to get a visual confirmation I can't see a thing in these pants?"
:lol:
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[Belisarius]Your Pants Insults us both, Vasudan"[/Belisarius]
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how come nobody mentioned this so far?
"DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! HIT YOUR PANTS PILOTS!!!"
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"For the crime of high treason you are herby stripped of your PANTS and citizenship in the GTVA."
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Originally posted by Singh
how come nobody mentioned this so far?
"DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! HIT YOUR PANTS PILOTS!!!"
Add an S before hit and you'll get what most of us did when first flying that mission.
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Originally posted by kietotheworld
Add an S before hit and you'll get what most of us did when first flying that mission.
Indeed. :lol:
"Get these pants off of me!"
--All Fighters
-Destroy My Pants
"Yes, sir! We'll take 'em down.
On the same note: --All Fighters
-Depants my Target
"I will not jeapordize the pants of my crew."
"All your pants... er, nevermind :nervous:
"Screw that, my dashboard's being held together by pants here."
"Pants down! Pants down!"
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Originally posted by nuclear1
"Screw that, my dashboard's being held together by pants here."
I've got a wad of duct tape holding my pants together...
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From DEM:
"We've got two incoming cargo pants! Scramble the fighters, this is gonna be rough!"
"Begin your patrols, and keep your pants open."
"Command, my pants are down! Request backup!" no, strike that
"Remember when we snuck into the Vasudan crew quarters and rearranged all their pants?"
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Shee-it. I can't think of any better than some of those... let me see.
"It's a large asteroid, Command, with some kind of pants built into the surface."
AHAHAHAHAHA no here we go:
"Hard Pants Productions"
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Your team's pants are a disgrace. We desperately needed to keep our hold on the pants, and you couldn't get the job done. Even with the help of the Bastion, you couldn't secure the pants. This is a serious failure.
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We are sending two pants to help cover the Hope while it is being repaired. The Vasudans are sending their own pants to stand guard over the Hope, but it will be some time before they arrive.
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"I'm told we can expect them again, but not in my pants."
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BW beat you to that one.
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Somebody did that one already, Nightmare.
Persona: "These pants're gonna blow!" source: "This crate's gonna blow," in case it was a bit vague.
I'm trying to get an FS1 quote, though..dammit.
"The pants are jumping out! Did anyone get a close look at one?" Best I can do.
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Dammit. Hmm...
"Pilot, the Poseidon 7 seems to have taken the wrong cargo pants. Catch up to them, scan them, and try to find out what is going on."
"I've got a wad of duct tape I'd like to shove up your pants."
...and more Derelict to come.
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Originally posted by Ghost
"The pants are jumping out! Did anyone get a close look at one?" Best I can do.
$Name: unknowns leaving
$Message: The unknowns are jumping out. Did anyone get a close look at one?
+AVI Name: Head-CM1
+Wave Name: L_a1m5_m.wav
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"Drones or not, Alpha wing. They're still attacking you. Defend your pants!"
"Wow... I don't think Subspace likes pants..."
"GTFf Cypher here. How are you holding up, pants?"
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Originally posted by Raa
$Name: unknowns leaving
$Message: The unknowns are jumping out. Did anyone get a close look at one?
+AVI Name: Head-CM1
+Wave Name: L_a1m5_m.wav
:confused: Maybe I'm dumb, but why'd you post this?
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Dunno. I blame the heat.
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We die for nothing if we do not save the pants! Avenge us!
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"We die for nothing if we do not win the day, avenge us"
I belive that was the quote (nebtoo), unless theres another
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"When the destroyers came for us, we attacked. Never had we been depantsed."
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command, we have just detected a large object in the pants
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[Belisarius]"I will not give up my pants"[/Belisarius]
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"gunnery control, open pants!"
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"Powering up Photon Beam Cannons. Commense pants core insertion."
Originally posted by Goober5000
I like what Thunder came up with last time:
"And they hurled themselves into the void of space with no pants..."
And Thunder still wins. Though there's not much new to this thread that wasn't covered in the last (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,14775.0.html).
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"gunnery control, open pants!"
[Belisarius]"I will not give up my pants"[/Belisarius]
command, we have just detected a large object in the pants
"Sir, we should concetrate on your pants!" - female pilot
These are classics
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"I find it difficult to believe that a warhead has sufficient power to demolish pants of this size"
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"...especially pants of a Terran design"? :p
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Originally posted by TrashMan
"Those pants have some kind of shielding on them. My sensors can't penetrate!"
That one's just nasty :nod:
Here's one I suppose, though perhaps already in the other thread??
"You call that a pair of pants, command? We're going to need some more help out here."
Lt. Bigass
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"Command, the Sathanas is ripping our pants to pieces!"
"Got anything in your pants Actium?"
"Negative Laysander."
"Pants are down! The shivans are getting the best of you Alpha!"
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"We were ambushed by an allied heavy recon unit, flying some new kind of pants. They pantsed my squad and jumped before we could take them down"
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Incoming pants:
Excellent work. The detonation of the Bastion's Meson pants created a subpant cataclysm that sealed off the node. You and the 70th Blue Lions deserve the best pants.
The Pants Security Council has authorized the deployment of the GTPD Nereid. The pant destroyer will depart from the Vega system and collapse the node in fifteen minutes (pants time). We must therefore complete our evacuation of Capella by that time. Any ship that remains behind will be panted with the Shivan pants armada.
Your objective is to defend our convoy of pants as they flee through the Vega node. Cargo ships, pant transports, medical vessels, and the remnants of the allied fleet are now in transit. These convoys are under heavy bomberpant fire. If we don't provide cover, thousands willl die.
Your secondary objective is to prevent Shivan warships from entering the Vega node. The Allied fleet has been pantinated, so for the sake of all Terrans and Vasudans, the pant war must end here. You will receive authorization to enter the Vega node and pant off the system once the Nereid has been deployed.
Repant mission.
Accept pants.
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I think this thread has more than run its course.