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Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Sandwich on July 23, 2005, 03:02:12 pm
WARNING: Do not try this (http://www.livescience.com/technology/destroy_earth_mp.html) at home.

[q]Mission statement

By any means necessary, to render the Earth into a form in which it may no longer be considered a planet. Such forms include, but are most definitely not limited to: two or more planets; any number of smaller asteroids; a quantum singularity; a dust cloud.

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What this guide is not

This is not a guide for those whose aim is merely to wipe out humanity. I can in no way guarantee the complete extinction of the human race via any of these methods, real or imaginary. Humanity is wily and resourceful, and many of the methods outlined inside will take many years to even become available, let alone implement, by which time mankind may well have spread to other planets; indeed, other star systems.

If total human genocide is your ultimate goal, you are reading the wrong document. There are far more efficient ways of doing this, many which are available and feasible right now. Nor is this a guide for those wanting to annihilate everything from single-celled life upwards, render Earth uninhabitable or simply conquer it. These are trivial goals in comparison.

This is a guide for those who do not want the Earth to be there anymore.[/q]
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: delta_7890 on July 23, 2005, 03:15:56 pm
Brilliant!  I especially love #2.
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Taristin on July 23, 2005, 03:18:16 pm
've seen this before. But it was alot better when I read it elsewhere. I liked the disclaimer on the bottom of the other one.
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Nuclear1 on July 23, 2005, 03:25:53 pm
#2 reminds me of those little probes from Star Control...

#10 I like though. :nod:
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Unknown Target on July 23, 2005, 03:35:26 pm
I don't get this:

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# Minimum amount of time until the Earth is destroyed by natural means (discounting total existence failure): 25 years
# Minimum amount of time until the Earth is destroyed by artificial means: 50 years


?
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: delta_7890 on July 23, 2005, 03:40:51 pm
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Originally posted by Unknown Target
I don't get this:



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He means that, of the theories proposed, the Earth would be destroyed at the soonest in 25 years by natural means, or 50 years by artificial means.  That is, using one of the methods described.
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: pyro-manic on July 23, 2005, 03:41:44 pm
Well, natural means is getting hit by a bloody great rock. If it was sooner than 25 years away, we would have detected it already. Artificial means is by the von Neumann machines (could also be called Grey Goo) - we're about 50 years off having that kind of technology.

Nice find, Sandwich. :yes:
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Carl on July 23, 2005, 07:19:26 pm
this is like the third time this has been posted.
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Martinus on July 23, 2005, 07:21:58 pm
[color=66ff00]#11: Just let the american administration continue doing what they're doing now.
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Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Kosh on July 23, 2005, 07:39:57 pm
:lol:
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: WMCoolmon on July 23, 2005, 07:54:15 pm
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]#11: Just let the american administration continue doing what they're doing now.
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Newton's first law, eh?
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: FireCrack on July 23, 2005, 09:15:22 pm
Umm, strange analogy, I guess it kinda works...
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Scuddie on July 23, 2005, 09:34:46 pm
#12:  If you destroy the sun, you destroy the earth, and every other planet in the system.

Can be done.
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: achtung on July 23, 2005, 10:24:24 pm
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Originally posted by Scuddie
#12:  If you destroy the sun, you destroy the earth, and every other planet in the system.

Can be done.


Supernova anyone?
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: NGTM-1R on July 23, 2005, 10:41:45 pm
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Originally posted by Scuddie
#12:  If you destroy the sun, you destroy the earth, and every other planet in the system.

Can be done.


Not...quite.

That depends on how you do it. If you just manage to get it to disperse, that's probably not going to cut it.
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Jeryko on July 23, 2005, 10:42:00 pm
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]#11: Just let the american administration continue doing what they're doing now.
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Well, I guess someone had to ruin this funny thread with some **** like this.

Good job. :no: :doubt:
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Nuke on July 23, 2005, 11:04:43 pm
bah, just nuke the whole place from orbit.
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Nuclear1 on July 23, 2005, 11:20:21 pm
It's the only way to be sure. ;)
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Kosh on July 24, 2005, 12:56:07 am
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Originally posted by ngtm1r


Not...quite.

That depends on how you do it. If you just manage to get it to disperse, that's probably not going to cut it.



He's probably thinking more like the Shivans and Capella.
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: FireCrack on July 24, 2005, 01:06:07 am
Tie two spaceships to opposite ends and have them pull in opposite directions!
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Sandwich on July 24, 2005, 01:34:10 am
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Originally posted by Carl
this is like the third time this has been posted.


Really? I missed it before... Huh.

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Originally posted by Nuke
bah, just nuke the whole place from orbit.


The goal isn't to wipe out all life on the planet, the goal is to annihilate the planetary body Sol III, a.k.a. "Earth".
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Scuddie on July 24, 2005, 02:21:51 am
A highly focused and insanely powerful laser should be able to cut the planet in half.  For example, the amount of light energy in a 40w light bulb, focused into a laser 1mm thick can burn a hole thru a book in less than a minute...  But the laser will most likely burn out before that happens ;).
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: General Freak on July 24, 2005, 05:21:29 am
I don't think destroying the sun would kill off the Earth. Our Sun is too small to explode in a supernova when it dies, but it will swell into a red giant, swallow up Earth and most likely melt it. Since the Sun will then begin to shrink, I'm not totally sure whether all of Earth will be vaporized or not. Either way, the natural destruction of the Earth is an inevitable event, unless we intervene by doing it ourselves.

Oh! I know!

Vogons. :P
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: NGTM-1R on July 24, 2005, 06:37:05 am
Actually, this isn't the site I remember...
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Hippo on July 24, 2005, 06:54:03 am
We saw it in a nasa thread not too long ago... I remember reading it at school...
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Martinus on July 24, 2005, 07:18:47 am
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Originally posted by Jeryko


Well, I guess someone had to ruin this funny thread with some **** like this.

Good job. :no: :doubt:

[color=66ff00]Nothing like a good dose of reality to sober things up eh?
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Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Jeryko on July 24, 2005, 07:23:14 am
Sad. Just sad.  But I guess it's my fault.  I should have realized that someone would inject politics into every decent thread.

You're entitled to your opinion, I'm entitled to mine.  I'm not going to argue over it anymore.  I'm just not going to stoop down to that level.

Another thread bites the dust.
Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Martinus on July 24, 2005, 07:25:54 am
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Originally posted by Jeryko
Sad. Just sad.  But I guess it's my fault.  I should have realized that someone would inject politics into every decent thread.

You're entitled to your opinion, I'm entitled to mine.  I'm not going to argue over it anymore.  I'm just not going to stoop down to that level.

Another thread bites the dust.

[color=66ff00]Dude you need to relax, we are after all in a thread that details the destruction of the world.

All of the suggestions on that website are theoretically possible, I threw in one that was blatently silly. How is it your fault BTW?
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Title: Top Ten Ways to Destroy The Earth
Post by: Jeryko on July 24, 2005, 09:51:04 am
Was thinking out loud there, my fault for getting riled up and mixed up in political-ish threads, which it wasn't to begin with.