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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Turnsky on July 27, 2005, 06:06:38 am

Title: ancient wang
Post by: Turnsky on July 27, 2005, 06:06:38 am: http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200507/s1419242.htm

make your own jokes here.:p
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Post by: Rott3 on July 27, 2005, 06:08:49 am: Em... "Look what i found!!" "My God, it's a 28,000 year old dong!"
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Post by: WMCoolmon on July 27, 2005, 06:24:35 am: I wonder what they'd do if somebody stole it....

"MISSING: Ancient Stone Phallus missing from local museum. The Blaubeuren museum urgently requests that any leads on this theft be reported before the item is mishandled. $500 or gift certificate of equal value from a select store offered for return of the item."
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Post by: Bobboau on July 27, 2005, 06:31:06 am: "the phallus, is 20 centimetres long and three centimeters wide."

no a bad one, a respectable length, he could get into porno with something like that.
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Post by: aldo_14 on July 27, 2005, 07:33:56 am: "Mrs Esmerelda Von Twang, 52, said the artifact would be removed for a short time every Tuesday morning for 'personal curation'."
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Post by: Nico on July 27, 2005, 07:49:23 am: "It will be on display at the prehistoric museum in Blaubeuren from Monday."

I wonder how I'd feel if someone told me mine would be put on display in a museum after my death ~~
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Post by: aldo_14 on July 27, 2005, 07:58:52 am: I don't think it actually belongs to anyone, what with it being made of stone and all.

EDIT; unless it was in the 'freak' section of the museum, you'd probably be quite proud.....
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Post by: Nico on July 27, 2005, 08:08:05 am: Ah, but don't they say "hard as a rock"? :p
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Post by: Martinus on July 27, 2005, 03:54:33 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Nico
Ah, but don't they say "hard as a rock"? :p

[color=66ff00]No more Viagra spam for that man.
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Post by: Admiral LSD on July 27, 2005, 04:02:53 pm: Does anyone else find the fact they found it in, of all places, Germany highly amusing? :p
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Post by: Martinus on July 27, 2005, 04:03:43 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Admiral LSD
Does anyone else find the fact they found it in, of all places, Germany highly amusing? :p

[color=66ff00]Yah!
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Post by: achtung on July 27, 2005, 04:29:27 pm: Sex toys date back longer than we think :p
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Post by: Gortef on July 28, 2005, 04:34:25 am: I wonder if the scientists knew what they were rebuilding at the beginning...
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Post by: aldo_14 on July 28, 2005, 04:40:19 am: Quote
Originally posted by Maeglamor

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Post by: WMCoolmon on July 28, 2005, 07:42:53 am: Quote
Originally posted by Gortef
I wonder if the scientists knew what they were rebuilding at the beginning...

I just hope they washed their hands.
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Post by: Nuke on July 28, 2005, 06:47:32 pm: so in what century bc did they figure out how to make them vibrate?
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Post by: Gortef on July 30, 2005, 09:31:39 am: propably quite early... just put some ants inside
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Post by: vyper on July 30, 2005, 10:10:22 am: Inside a stone wang? Cause I can see the ants making that move... :wtf:
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Post by: Nuclear1 on July 30, 2005, 11:05:32 am: Well, we can start a penis museum now. We've got this, and we can have a cigar section as well...

And no, I do not mean the internet.
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Post by: aldo_14 on July 30, 2005, 01:59:55 pm: There's alreay a penis museum in, unsurprisingly, Holland. I've never been, in case you're wondering.
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Post by: Fragrag on July 30, 2005, 02:10:32 pm: Quote
Originally posted by aldo_14
There's alreay a penis museum in, unsurprisingly, Holland. I've never been, in case you're wondering.

Holland? I thought it was in Iceland
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Post by: WMCoolmon on July 30, 2005, 04:44:22 pm: I don't even want to know what they have there.
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Post by: aldo_14 on July 30, 2005, 04:55:02 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Fragrag

Holland? I thought it was in Iceland

sorry, you're right. The Sex Museum is Holland.
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Post by: Janos on July 30, 2005, 05:07:58 pm: Quote
Originally posted by aldo_14
There's alreay a penis museum in, unsurprisingly, Holland. I've never been, in case you're wondering.

http://www.id107.****youanddie.com/gallery/album07/IMG_0126
In this awesome picture I am admiring the Cock of Victory in Amsterdam. Someone said it was some kind of a war memorial, but that's cleary lies - it's the Dong of Valour all the way.

edit: copypaste, obviously you must replace the **** with the oh so horrible F-word.
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Post by: Nuke on July 30, 2005, 11:30:22 pm: thats almost as cool as the episode of modern marvels that was about sex toys. the history channel rules!
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Post by: KappaWing on August 02, 2005, 08:11:35 am: Quote
Originally posted by Nuke
thats almost as cool as the episode of modern marvels that was about sex toys. the history channel rules!

Theres another show that used to be on the History channel called the XY Factor or something like that. Naughty naughty! ;7
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Post by: Nuke on August 02, 2005, 03:42:38 pm: ah yes, i remember now.
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Post by: aldo_14 on August 02, 2005, 05:02:45 pm: Hmpph. You should have seen Channel 5s old weekend late night lineup if you want quality filth........
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Post by: Martinus on August 02, 2005, 06:49:21 pm: Quote
Originally posted by aldo_14
Hmpph. You should have seen Channel 5s old weekend late night lineup if you want quality filth........

:lol: