Okay, let's see how much of this will actually show up, but Jay's mutha ****in rant! (In spoiler tags for our younger readers)
"****, ****, ****, mutha mutha ****, mutha mutha **** ****, mutha ****, mutha ****, noich noich noich. One two, one two three four, noich, noich, noich! Shmokin weed, shmokin wizz, doin coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin Beers, beers, beers. Rollin fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts, we smoke the blunts! Rollin fatties and smokin em..."
*Prepares for flaming and/or banning*
In terms of more a more meaningful movie-line(s)...
The exchange between Gen. Hummel and the SEAL Team Leader in the Alcatraz ShowerRoom - which degrades into one hell of a massacre - in 'The Rock' (can't find my DVD at the moment unfortunately)
Originally posted by Kosh
That movie had lots of great quotes. :)
Not to mention great moments.
The knife scene, Ripley using the cargomover against the Queen, the sentry guns...
[color=66ff00]All these Aliens quotes and you miss the one that can be used on a daily basis depending on how crap your workplace is:
Ellen Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. That's the only way to be sure.
I'd also like to add:
Alex Rogan: Terrific. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere, with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax.
Jake: Tell us everything!
Chunk: When I was in third grade, I cheated on my history test. When I was in fourth grade, I stole my uncle Joseph's toupee and glued it to my face, because I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. When I was in fifth grade, I pushed my sister Edie down the stairs and blamed it on the dog. [beginning to cry] When I was in sixth grade, I did the worst thing ever. I made this pot of fake puke at home and I brought it to the movies up on the balcony and I made this sound---hua-hua-huaaaaaaa---and I dumped the puke over the side. And, oh this is awful, everyone started getting sick, throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake: I'm beginning to like this kid!
Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the **** is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.
Brandie: Second suitor, would you ever make whoopie in public?
Brodie: I already did once today! But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Gill: Well, did he cum, or what?
Brodie: Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
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Brandie: Second suitor, would you ever make whoopie in public?
Brodie: I already did once today! But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Gill: Well, did he cum, or what?
Brodie: Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
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That, or anything else from a View Askew Universe movie...