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Title: Dave teh Barbarian!
Post by: TrashMan on August 08, 2005, 05:08:51 pm
Anyone seen this? It's hilarious! :D

http://www.geocities.com/mike26377b/davethebarbarianmain.html
Title: Dave teh Barbarian!
Post by: SadisticSid on August 08, 2005, 05:41:57 pm
What's so hilarious about it? :wtf:
Title: Dave teh Barbarian!
Post by: TrashMan on August 08, 2005, 06:17:17 pm
The whole show. The redicolous charachters and the story in the episodes.

I could put some examples here but it might spoil it for those who haven't seen it yet.

but..OK

Spoiler:

Dave is a muscled barbarian that likes to cook, clean and write terrible poems. Allthough he's super strong, he's actualyl a coward.

His siter Candy is currently ruling the land while mother and father are away finghing evil. She's a classic teenie - all about fashion.

fang is his smaller syste and she's a real barbarian. Small, highly agressive and uncultured.

Uncle Oswald is supposed to be thier mentor, be he's just as dumb as everyone else. His spelsl go wrong more ofthen than nought since he never really went to wizard school.

Lula, the talking magical sword.

Their pet dragon Fluffy is as small as a dog with a brain smaller than a peanut. utterly dumb.

and - oh yes - their enemies:
Chuckles the Silly Pig, Master of Evil (one of the funniest charachters ever made)

A very forgetfull demi-gid who's mame I just forgot

A guy who works in the pants factory that got hold aof a time-space zipper

and many more..

Title: Dave teh Barbarian!
Post by: neo_hermes on August 08, 2005, 06:31:01 pm
the show is pretty funny.
Title: Dave teh Barbarian!
Post by: redsniper on August 08, 2005, 08:51:51 pm
isn't this one of those crappy cartoons on the Disney channel?
Title: Re: Dave teh Barbarian!
Post by: Krackers87 on August 08, 2005, 09:29:54 pm
Quote
Originally posted by TrashMan
Anyone seen this? It's hilarious! :D

http://www.geocities.com/mike26377b/davethebarbarianmain.html
I hate you.
Title: Dave teh Barbarian!
Post by: TrashMan on August 09, 2005, 05:47:28 am
Ba-barbarian, Ba-ba-barbarian
Ba-barbarian, Ba-ba-barbarian

Dave, the barbarian,
Huge but a whimp.
His sisters, Fang and Candy
Are a princess and a chimp.
(Fang: Not a monkey!)

His mom and dad are the king and queen
Of a land called Udrogoth.
They left to battle evil, and
Now Candy is the
(Candy: Huh?)
BOSS!

Ba-barbarian, Ba-ba-barbarian

Dave, Fang, and Candy
Brave and bold, they're not.
They aint the greatest heroes,
But they're the only ones we got.

Ba-barbarian, Ba-ba-barbarian
Ba-barbarian, Ba-ba-barbarian


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DAVE
(http://www.family.ca/images/whatson/famclub/davethebarbarian/dave-char-dave_big.gif)
Quite simply the person least-suited to be a barbarian … ever. Dave has the size, strength and brawn to lead the barbarians, but he's just not the barbarian type. Dave's more interested in the finer things in life, like cooking, origami and exotic bird calling. Dave is jumpy, paranoid and a neat freak. He should be looking for another career, but it's a family tradition. And though he has fears - lots of them - he manages to be heroic when his family is in trouble.



FANG
(http://www.family.ca/images/whatson/famclub/davethebarbarian/dave-char-fang_big.gif)
Little sister Fang is the perfect contrast to Dave's extreme brawn and absolute cowardice. Fang has all the lunatic bravery and vein popping rage of a true Barbarian. Unfortunately, she's about 40 pounds soaking wet and is often mistaken for a monkey. She is a true barbarian, and she wants others to behave accordingly.


CANDY
(http://www.family.ca/images/whatson/famclub/davethebarbarian/dave-char-candy_big.gif)
Candy cares more about doing her nails and her hair and buying clothes and popularity than she does defending and ruling a kingdom. Ruling the land interferes with her social schedule. She's into fashion, shopping, make-up and collecting plush toys. She's not so much into drinking grog and fighting dragons and the things a barbarian princess typically must do. But beware - she fights like a man!

OSWIDGE
(http://www.family.ca/images/whatson/famclub/davethebarbarian/dave-char-oswidge_big.gif)
Uncle Oswidge is the kids' surrogate parent. He's an awkward sorcerer with powers that both amaze and befuddle - and usually the befuddling happens when the gang needs amazing. Oswidge never really went to Sorcerer's School. He only worked in the cafeteria … and uses a wand he found there. Oswidge is always able to make large meals disappear in the wink of an eye.


LULA
(http://www.family.ca/images/whatson/famclub/davethebarbarian/dave-char-lula_big.gif)
 At Dave's side is the enchanted Living Sword of Lulara G'Thraan (aka Lula), a mystical weapon of great power - though her greatest ability may be to nag almost any living creature into an early grave. She's been around for 20,000 years, so she's a complete know-it-all. Lula keeps herself amused by insulting people and battering them with sarcasm.


FAFFY
(http://www.family.ca/images/whatson/famclub/davethebarbarian/dave-char-faffy_big.gif)
Faffy is Dave's pet, half-wit miniature, lightning-breathing Dragon. Scaly but cute, Faffy is a friendly puppy-like beast who communicates by make squeeps and blurps. He has little bat-like wings and he moves kind of like a drunken. He's got almost no personality, and a brain that cannot be measured by modern science - it's subatomic in size. Like Oswidge, he's all about eating.

DARK LORD CHUCKLES, They Silly Pig
(http://www.jrj-socrates.com/Cartoon%20Pics/Disney/Dave%20The%20Barbarian/Dark_Lord_Chuckles_300.gif)
Psychotic pig with an ancient power amulet that seeks to rule the world. Has the best maniacal laugh in the buisness.

TWINKLES THE MAGICAL HORSE - a rainow colored hair flying horse of princess Candy. He can allso talk and tends to sing a lot or tell realyl distrubing and dark dreams (like him killing a penguin with a baseball bat)
Title: Dave teh Barbarian!
Post by: Bobboau on August 09, 2005, 06:29:16 am
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Originally posted by redsniper
isn't this one of those crappy cartoons on the Disney channel?


yes.

admitedly, from what I've seen it's one of the less crappy ones, but it doesn't even compare to some of the stuff CN puts out.
Title: Dave teh Barbarian!
Post by: redsniper on August 09, 2005, 11:18:36 am
True, CN has some cool stuff (or they used to at least, now they have a bunch of weird retarded shows). Samurai Jack has got to be one of the cooler shows I've ever seen but then those buggers took it off the air. :hopping: