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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Night Hammer on August 10, 2005, 01:18:20 pm

Title: A little Political humor
Post by: Night Hammer on August 10, 2005, 01:18:20 pm: Got this from my brother who got back from Saudi Arabia not too long ago, dunno if yall have seen it, but i think its pretty funny

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A marine squad was marching north of Baghdad when they came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and
unconscious. Nearby but on the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less
serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. As first aid was given to both men, the squad leader
asked the Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway, and coming south was a heavily armed
Iraqi soldier. Seeing each other we both took cover. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a rotten low
life slug, and he yelled back, 'John Kerry, Ted Kennedy, Bill and Hillary Clinton are miserable slime balls'.
We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."
Title: A little Political humor
Post by: redsniper on August 10, 2005, 01:26:02 pm: :lol: Excellent.
Title: A little Political humor
Post by: Deepblue on August 10, 2005, 01:30:49 pm: :lol:
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Post by: Primus on August 10, 2005, 01:34:50 pm: :lol: That's hilarious.
Title: A little Political humor
Post by: Charismatic on August 10, 2005, 02:16:21 pm: Good ****..
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Post by: Descenter on August 11, 2005, 02:01:43 am: I must take laughter in reading that....:lol:
Title: A little Political humor
Post by: Wild Fragaria on August 11, 2005, 10:02:21 am: What a joke :)
Title: A little Political humor
Post by: General Freak on August 11, 2005, 12:37:12 pm: I don't find it funny but not because I think JFK was all-in-all a good president (career-wise) or because I like Clinton particularly much. Or because I am for politicians. :p
Title: A little Political humor
Post by: TopAce on August 11, 2005, 12:39:58 pm: A short-term friendship.
Title: A little Political humor
Post by: n00by on August 11, 2005, 02:18:41 pm: Better short-term than none, I guess;)

@joke: :lol: :lol:
Title: A little Political humor
Post by: Night Hammer on August 12, 2005, 03:34:29 am: Quote
Originally posted by General Freak
I don't find it funny but not because I think JFK was all-in-all a good president (career-wise) or because I like Clinton particularly much. Or because I am for politicians. :p

Ted Kennedy not John Fitzgerald
Title: A little Political humor
Post by: Blaise Russel on August 12, 2005, 03:36:57 am: Kind of spoiled by the partisanship. :(
Title: A little Political humor
Post by: aldo_14 on August 12, 2005, 05:16:42 am: Quote
Originally posted by Blaise Russel
Kind of spoiled by the partisanship. :(

Switch the names. I think I've heard that sort of joke hundreds of times before, usually about N.Ireland / the Old Firm.