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Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: MatthewPapa on August 16, 2005, 08:28:08 pm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4156692.stm

Seems like it would get pretty boring after a while.

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The Russian cosmonaut Sergei Krikalev has broken the record for the most cumulative time in space - clocking up 748 days in orbit on Tuesday. He beat a previous record of 747 days, 14 hours, 14 minutes and 11 seconds held by fellow Russian Sergei Avdeyev.

Krikalev is the current commander of the International Space Station (ISS) and is scheduled to stay on board the orbiting platform until October.

He has also stayed aboard the Mir space station during his 20-year career.

The cosmonaut is serving out a stint on the ISS that began on 14 April. Together with Nasa astronaut John Phillips, he hosted the crew of space shuttle Discovery when they arrived at the station in July.
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: mikhael on August 16, 2005, 08:57:35 pm
Dude, he's in space. You know he's got internet access. Between Pr0n and ebooks, and of course all the cable channels you want, he's probably got his leisure time sorted.

That and he's shagging every female that hits the station.
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: Charismatic on August 16, 2005, 09:00:28 pm
LOL yep. I would give alot to be in space.

What space stations are all up there. I didnt know we had 2! lol. Rackin em up fast arnt we?
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: EtherShock on August 16, 2005, 09:44:19 pm
Mir is no longer in orbit.

I hope that guy's been working out since he's been up there. It'd be awesome to stay up there for a little while though.
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: Ace on August 16, 2005, 09:53:01 pm
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Originally posted by mikhael
Dude, he's in space. You know he's got internet access. Between Pr0n and ebooks, and of course all the cable channels you want, he's probably got his leisure time sorted.

That and he's shagging every female that hits the station.


I can see the typical post on a site such as eSingles.com:

"[email protected]: I am a lonely, single Russian male looking for a lifelong companion. I have a steady career as an airforce officer, but I am away for long periods of time. However I am available via IM or E-Mail for at least 12 hours a day.

[email protected]: A/S/L?"
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: Charismatic on August 16, 2005, 10:22:27 pm
Heh. We've got em!
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: Mongoose on August 17, 2005, 12:24:45 am
Even if it was boring, I'd be willing to do a lot of things in order to get to experience that boredom. :p
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: Rictor on August 17, 2005, 07:55:29 am
(http://www.ludickid.com/vodka2.jpg)

Da, it is sometime boring. But sometime, not so much. I do the homeland proud, yes?
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: Turnsky on August 17, 2005, 07:56:42 am
and to think, i've been drawing that kind of hat in foxfire :p
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: aldo_14 on August 17, 2005, 07:59:24 am
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Originally posted by mikhael
Dude, he's in space. You know he's got internet access. Between Pr0n and ebooks, and of course all the cable channels you want, he's probably got his leisure time sorted.

That and he's shagging every female that hits the station.


A multimillion dollar high-bandwidth connection, routed through 3 satellites to a specially build ground installation*.... all to allow the quick downloading of Prestroika Smutfest #23

*All that is completely made up, of course, and thus utter bollocks.  So sue me.  Knowing the Russians, it's probably being done  via 2 cups connected by a very, very, very long piece of string
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: IceFire on August 17, 2005, 08:15:40 am
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Originally posted by aldo_14


A multimillion dollar high-bandwidth connection, routed through 3 satellites to a specially build ground installation*.... all to allow the quick downloading of Prestroika Smutfest #23

*All that is completely made up, of course, and thus utter bollocks.  So sue me.  Knowing the Russians, it's probably being done  via 2 cups connected by a very, very, very long piece of string

And it probably works just as well :)
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: EtherShock on August 17, 2005, 12:30:04 pm
You'd probably have to talk into the can really loud.
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: Ace on August 17, 2005, 03:46:19 pm
The cans and string are connected to a giant computer in Siberia that uses vaccuum tubes as opposed to intergrated circuits.

It is the real cause of Global Warming ;)
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: pyro-manic on August 17, 2005, 06:20:37 pm
:D

Why do I find Rictor's picture so disturbing...?
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: Galemp on August 17, 2005, 10:09:04 pm
Say, that reminds me... has anyone heard about the Hubble recently?
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: pyro-manic on August 18, 2005, 03:52:29 am
What about it? AFAIK it's just doing it's thing quietly. Nothing really newsworthy...
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: Galemp on August 18, 2005, 10:09:43 am
Well a few months ago there was a big hoohah about the govm't cutting funding and letting it burn up. Don't know if it's going to be maintained, disassembled, rescued or abandoned now.
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: aldo_14 on August 18, 2005, 10:18:01 am
They're seeing if it can be fitted with a giant laser beam.
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: EtherShock on August 18, 2005, 11:48:12 am
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Originally posted by Galemp
Well a few months ago there was a big hoohah about the govm't cutting funding and letting it burn up. Don't know if it's going to be maintained, disassembled, rescued or abandoned now.

That was before they got the new guy in charge of NASA. He wants to save it, I think.
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: pyro-manic on August 18, 2005, 11:58:36 am
Are they still going to build that new one? Because it'd make sense to keep it until that was launched...
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: Mongoose on August 19, 2005, 05:05:01 pm
I believe they will, but I hope to God that they can keep Hubble up there.  I'm really fond of the thing. :p The new NASA administrator, Michael Griffin, seems like just what the agency needs; besides wanting to repair the Hubble, he's also hoping to push development on a shuttle replacement forward, so that there's not that long of a gap after the shuttles are retired.
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: KappaWing on August 21, 2005, 09:08:29 am
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Originally posted by aldo_14
They're seeing if it can be fitted with a giant laser beam.


Hopefully a BFRed....

*Secretly wonders what it would be like... Shagging in space...*
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: aldo_14 on August 21, 2005, 09:10:31 am
Messy.
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: BlueFlames on August 21, 2005, 09:32:34 am
Sergei:  Welcome to the International Space Station!
ISS Visitor:  Thanks--  Hey, is that part of a mashed potato meal floating over there?  I could use a bite to eat.
Sergei:  You might want to wai--
ISS Visitor:  *Gulp*
Title: 748 Days in space...
Post by: EtherShock on August 21, 2005, 10:03:53 am
Eww. :ick:

I'd think it would be great, as long as you weren't in zero-G afterwards, but we don't have artificial gravity yet.