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Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Col. Fishguts on August 19, 2005, 03:14:07 am
(http://n.ethz.ch/student/ebuerli/download/sam.jpg)

He will consume your soul just staring at you. He even has his own blog. (http://samugliestdog.typepad.com/)
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Sigma957 on August 19, 2005, 03:35:30 am
:lol: Seen him before,gawd he is ugly.:shaking:
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Fragrag on August 19, 2005, 03:57:20 am
Goddamnit, I was eating something!
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: aldo_14 on August 19, 2005, 04:03:12 am
Wasn't he an extra in Ghostbusters?
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Wild Fragaria on August 19, 2005, 08:12:54 am
He looks like a mutant dog, like a nude mouse.  Has anyone seen the nude mice before?
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: BlackDove on August 19, 2005, 08:46:24 am
I see them now. Thank you for that.
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Kie99 on August 19, 2005, 09:27:42 am
:shaking:
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on August 19, 2005, 09:37:55 am
Seen him before. He's actually won awards for his looks, y'know.

That dog seems to like chewing his leg an awful lot:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/maledoro/Misc%20Pics/4ed9b0f9.jpg)
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: MicroPsycho on August 19, 2005, 10:01:07 am
that's a real dog? wtf is wrong with it? is it age, disease, mutation, malnutrition?
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Zuljin on August 19, 2005, 10:12:00 am
It almost looks like the zombie dogs from the Resident Evil movie..
Probably the closest to one of them you'll find in real life anyway.
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Kie99 on August 19, 2005, 10:40:23 am
Does anyone else feel sorry for it?  It looks blind, diseased and in pain.
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Ford Prefect on August 19, 2005, 10:46:35 am
Can't... look... away...
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: karajorma on August 19, 2005, 10:52:54 am
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Originally posted by kietotheworld
Does anyone else feel sorry for it?  It looks blind, diseased and in pain.


That's how it tricks you into getting close enough to eat you, fool :p
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Galemp on August 19, 2005, 10:59:10 am
I'm a cat person, myself.

(http://www.planetsimon.co.uk/b3ta_archive/general_images/kitten.jpg)
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Col. Fishguts on August 19, 2005, 11:11:33 am
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Originally posted by kietotheworld
Does anyone else feel sorry for it?  It looks blind, diseased and in pain.

Yes, he's not the fittest anymore, from a news article:
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"Sam, a 4-year-old pedigreed Chinese Crested has just won the 'World's Ugliest Dog' title at the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive year. The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white, and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there are the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles. He's so ugly that even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table. The sad thing is that Sam is suffering from a number of age-related ailments (congestive heart failure, lung and kidney problems)."


@Galemp: That's no cat. That's (http://n.ethz.ch/student/ebuerli/download/madkitty.jpg) a cat.
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: aldo_14 on August 19, 2005, 11:43:27 am
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Originally posted by Col. Fishguts


@Galemp: That's no cat. That's (http://n.ethz.ch/student/ebuerli/download/madkitty.jpg) a cat.


That's not a cat, that's Marlon Brando during his last days.
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Descenterace on August 19, 2005, 12:26:38 pm
That picture conveys catness very well, through the bored, cynical, 'go away before I thump you' expression and the relaxed pose.

Looks much like our cat, but fatter.
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Wild Fragaria on August 19, 2005, 12:28:50 pm
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Originally posted by karajorma


That's how it tricks you into getting close enough to eat you, fool :p


:lol:   That's right.  That's how the venus fly trap and other carnivorous plants get fed :)
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: karajorma on August 19, 2005, 01:09:19 pm
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Originally posted by Wild Fragaria
:lol:   That's right.  That's how the venus fly trap and other carnivorous plants get fed :)


Apart from the ones who convince flower shop dogsbodies to kill people and chop them up for them of course :D
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Primus on August 19, 2005, 01:36:20 pm
Kill that god awful dog! For ours and his sake!
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Post by: Charismatic on August 19, 2005, 01:40:58 pm
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Originally posted by MicroPsycho
that's a real dog? wtf is wrong with it? is it age, disease, mutation, malnutrition?


Try all of the above.

;) turrent

And btw: My God what an ugly dog... thing. Ugly It. Uglet.
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Janos on August 19, 2005, 02:22:04 pm
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Originally posted by kietotheworld
Does anyone else feel sorry for it?  It looks blind, diseased and in pain.


It's old and propably pretty blind, but hey - it's a Chinese Crested dog, they all look like some weird Gremlin-zombie-chemotherapy patient dogs. They're also more or less hypoallergenic.

Edit: Or if not some Chinese hairless variant, then the Peruvian one - I think. Or the Mexican one. Hairless dog anyways goddamnit,
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Triple Ace on August 19, 2005, 04:28:59 pm
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! ITS HORRIBLE! KILL IT!
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: kode on August 19, 2005, 04:31:53 pm
that dog was in one of the papers over here. we had somewhat of a laugh at him at work.
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: TrashMan on August 19, 2005, 04:56:12 pm
Kill someone couse you don't like how he looks?

My god, if weused that criteria most of the world population would be executed...and only good looking chicks would be left..

on second though, let's kill ugly things:D
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Charismatic on August 19, 2005, 05:00:52 pm
YAY! Kill the ugly dogs!
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: kode on August 19, 2005, 05:06:48 pm
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Originally posted by TrashMan
Kill someone couse you don't like how he looks?

My god, if weused that criteria most of the world population would be executed...and only good looking chicks would be left..

on second though, let's kill ugly things:D


I disagree. looks don't really matter. ones opinions does. therefore, I say lets kill everyone whos opinions happen to be different than mine. lets call this idea "cleaning up the think tank".
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: BlackDove on August 19, 2005, 06:23:36 pm
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Originally posted by TrashMan
on second though, let's kill ugly things:D


We can start with you ;)


Come on. You can't tell me you didn't expect it.
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: achtung on August 19, 2005, 10:49:38 pm
That dog could probably get acting roles if it's trained.

Lots of horror movies.
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Post by: Falcon on August 19, 2005, 11:50:23 pm
Yikes looks like that dog has been swimming in radiation... :eek2:
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Carl on August 20, 2005, 02:56:38 am
It's not a pretty puppy.
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Rott3 on August 20, 2005, 04:07:54 am
Holy crap. That thing is uglyer than my teacher.
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: SadisticSid on August 20, 2005, 05:17:09 am
I don't know what's worse - the dog or the fact the owner takes it to bed with her (http://samugliestdog.typepad.com/photos/sam_ugly_dog_winner/dsc01515.html).
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Wild Fragaria on August 23, 2005, 08:31:41 am
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Originally posted by Primus
Kill that god awful dog! For ours and his sake!


There is nothing wrong to be ugly and there are things people find beautiful and others disagree.  Killing the dog it's a bit extreme, I think.  And guess what?  A friend of my saw the picture if the dog and thought that it was very pretty creature (I am not joking, my friend actually said that to me).
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: aldo_14 on August 23, 2005, 08:44:01 am
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Originally posted by SadisticSid
I don't know what's worse - the dog or the fact the owner takes it to bed with her (http://samugliestdog.typepad.com/photos/sam_ugly_dog_winner/dsc01515.html).


There are probably internet sites willing to pay money for that sort of thing.......
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: karajorma on August 23, 2005, 01:12:57 pm
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Originally posted by Wild Fragaria
There is nothing wrong to be ugly and there are things people find beautiful and others disagree.  Killing the dog it's a bit extreme, I think.  And guess what?  A friend of my saw the picture if the dog and thought that it was very pretty creature (I am not joking, my friend actually said that to me).


Primus was just joking Fragaria. Although I do worry about the sanity of your friend who thought it was pretty. You sure the demon dog hasn't already stolen his/her soul? :p
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Flaser on August 23, 2005, 04:41:39 pm
Am I the only one who feels sorry for the dog and his owner?
Title: The ugliest dog in the world
Post by: Cobra on August 23, 2005, 05:49:54 pm
AAHAHAHAHAHHHHH! KILL IT! IT BURNS MY EYES!!!1