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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: KappaWing on August 23, 2005, 03:58:17 pm

Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: KappaWing on August 23, 2005, 03:58:17 pm: *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon
sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for
****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ***s
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: MicroPsycho on August 23, 2005, 04:06:47 pm: what the fuck was that?
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: Kosh on August 23, 2005, 04:07:50 pm: Some really funny ****. :lol: Good one Kappa.
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: achtung on August 23, 2005, 04:16:03 pm: Dude, freakin AWESOME!!! :lol:
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: deep_eyes on August 23, 2005, 04:27:59 pm: muahahahah...... carcrash.
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: Kazan on August 23, 2005, 04:35:22 pm: hilarious

I didn't know patton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patton) was killed in a car crash
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: BlackDove on August 23, 2005, 04:37:53 pm: Seen it though.
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: Kazan on August 23, 2005, 04:54:22 pm: Quote

Don't forget, you men don't know that I'm here. No mention of that fact is to be made in any letters. The world is not supposed to know what the hell happened to me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this Army. I'm not even supposed to be here in England. Let the first bastards to find out be the Goddamned Germans. Some day I want to see them raise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl, "Jesus Christ, it's the Goddamned Third Army again and that son-of-a-****ing-***** Patton".

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I am in the pay of the United States government. If I vote against the administration I am voting against my commander-in-chief. If I vote for the administration in office I am being bought.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/George_S._Patton
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: redsniper on August 23, 2005, 05:03:46 pm: :lol: Genius! (@ the original post)
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: Unknown Target on August 23, 2005, 05:12:29 pm: LMFAO! Haha, that was good! :D :lol:
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: neo_hermes on August 23, 2005, 05:35:52 pm: :lol:
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: Cobra on August 23, 2005, 05:46:30 pm: 1 smiley says it all: :wakka:
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: ZylonBane on August 23, 2005, 06:32:11 pm: Wow, you HLP guys are falling out of touch. This was all over the other boards I frequent almost a month ago. It originally came from here:
http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_jokes_20057151.asp

KappaWing mutilated the title too. It's supposed to be, "If WW2 was an RTS".
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: Cobra on August 23, 2005, 06:33:04 pm: probably because the boards you go to are unknown to us. :p
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: BlackDove on August 23, 2005, 06:46:31 pm: Quote
Originally posted by ZylonBane
Wow, you HLP guys are falling out of touch. This was all over the other boards I frequent almost a month ago. It originally came from here:
http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_jokes_20057151.asp

KappaWing mutilated the title too. It's supposed to be, "If WW2 was an RTS".

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Originally posted by BlackDove
Seen it though.

Don't judge me!
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: MatthewPapa on August 23, 2005, 07:01:08 pm: lmao, bravo bravo
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: KappaWing on August 23, 2005, 08:08:29 pm: I got it from some totally different forums. Band forums IIRC.

Edit: I wonder if this will spread faster than the "numanuama" man epidemic...

Glad y'all enjoyed it! :thepimp:
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: Charismatic on August 23, 2005, 08:19:05 pm: Great great **** man. Someone get more.
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: EtherShock on August 23, 2005, 08:46:19 pm: :lol: That was frickin' brilliant!
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: MatthewPapa on August 23, 2005, 09:37:41 pm: I could so see something like that happening in a game of starcraft or something
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: Corsair on August 23, 2005, 09:45:28 pm: :lol: dude freakin' awesome!!
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: WMCoolmon on August 23, 2005, 11:42:48 pm: That was great.
Title: Re: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: Goober5000 on August 24, 2005, 12:32:05 am: :wakka:

Best quotes:
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Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
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tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: Fragrag on August 24, 2005, 03:18:32 am: It originally came from the Gamespy Forums, don't have the link, but they had a game to recreate events ala IRC to celebrate one year of "If WW2 was a RTS"
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: Nuclear1 on August 24, 2005, 11:44:36 am: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*
Title: WW2 History! (Written in a form so RTS geeks can understand.)
Post by: KappaWing on August 24, 2005, 02:31:33 pm: Hmmm... Maybe someone could write a freespace one?...

5|-|1|\/4|\|5: My saths pwnz! And just watch what I can do with a STAR! I can suck its energy and turn it into a WEAPON!

GtVa: Lol lets see it then.

5|-|1|\/4|\|5: Oh sh1t! Bad click

*Supernova*

*5|-|1|\/4|\|5 Has been eliminated*

GtVa: And u were winning 2! n00b!