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Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: KappaWing on August 23, 2005, 08:26:20 pm
Take the test!

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926

Here are my results:

"Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi."

Well, thats a relief. :nervous:
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: achtung on August 23, 2005, 08:41:38 pm
Maayyyyybeeeee: :D



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ADOLF HITLER himself!
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!


(http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1113331412.jpg)
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: BlackDove on August 23, 2005, 09:13:37 pm
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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

(http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1113331423.jpg)
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Corsair on August 23, 2005, 09:39:32 pm
Expatriate. Rather a relief for the nice Jewish boy here... tell me I'm a Nazi and things get unhappy.
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: MicroPsycho on August 23, 2005, 09:49:45 pm
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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.


*I had to lie about my age though, why the hell do you have to be 18?
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: MatthewPapa on August 23, 2005, 09:51:38 pm
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Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!



Hmm, interesting results.

I dont necessarily believe in the notion of being 'blindly patriotic'. I would use 'caring for your country and not about anyone else'
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Unknown Target on August 23, 2005, 09:59:30 pm
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 Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Nuclear1 on August 23, 2005, 10:06:18 pm
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The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic  
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.
Title: HAHAH ROMMEL EAT UR HEART OUT U BASTARD!
Post by: deep_eyes on August 23, 2005, 10:18:07 pm
Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic


Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General.
Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the ******* list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

[color=66ff00]Sorry dude, the HTML was screwing with the thread layout.
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Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: deep_eyes on August 23, 2005, 10:20:58 pm
what the hell did i do to the thread?
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Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Falcon on August 23, 2005, 10:54:07 pm
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ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!      

(http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1113331412.jpg)
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: WMCoolmon on August 23, 2005, 11:18:57 pm
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18.    How many languages are you fluent in?
1 or less


:lol:

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The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.


:(
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: NGTM-1R on August 23, 2005, 11:23:02 pm
I really did not expect this. (Truth is I thought I'd get what Unknown or nuclear1 got.)


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Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!


The other thing I did not expect was the picture below it being fanart of Robotech's Invid Invasion saga. I **** not, it is. This is it:

(http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1113331418.jpg)
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: WMCoolmon on August 23, 2005, 11:32:41 pm
That's odd, I never knew the Allies carried laser weaponry.
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: deep_eyes on August 24, 2005, 12:28:03 am
With the success of the “What If World War II was a an RTS” we have had others submit ideas to us.  If you think you can do better we would like to see more RTS satire … The ground is fertile HYW, WW I, Civil War, Seven Year War  whatever strikes your fancy. Submitt to [email protected]



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Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Japong on August 24, 2005, 12:42:29 am
Wow. Gotta love the beautiful pseudo-statistics of OKcupid blog tests.

I think I'd do really well as one of those black Aryans, what with my curly black hair, dark skin and dark brown eyes.

Some important questions that he might want to tack on:
WHAT ARE YOUR OPINIONS ON GAS CHAMBERS?  
DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ACT LIKE YOU?
ARE YOU IN A COUNTRY THAT HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS?

It's dishonest to ratchet up the paranoia factor by taking today's societal norms to the extremes. Questions like "How much propaganda is in your school?" are disengenious - the "correct" response is that you assume your school is out to get you, and answer "Yes, lots". But that disregards the possiblity that your school could honestly not have any bias, one way or another.

I realize that most of the german population was just going with the flow, fine, but this quiz completely misses the depths and horrors of the Holocaust. It was a genocide that's been beyond compare from then until now, although the very far left and right like to invoke its use (and call people Nazis) at the drop of the hat.  

Saying that anyone would have been a Nazi based on how they act in today's society is ludicrous. We're all products of our times, and if you were to change that backdrop, you'd certainly end up changing the person.
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Kosh on August 24, 2005, 12:44:08 am
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Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic  
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.  
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Rictor on August 24, 2005, 12:44:35 am
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Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.


Yeah, that's about right.
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Kamikaze on August 24, 2005, 12:52:04 am
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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.


Sounds fitting.
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: EtherShock on August 24, 2005, 12:53:25 am
The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Kosh on August 24, 2005, 01:46:01 am
I'm surprised you're so brainwashworthy Ether. Never figured you were the type.
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Jal-18 on August 24, 2005, 02:01:31 am
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Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!


Not terribly surprised.  I always enjoy playing the part of hero :D
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Fragrag on August 24, 2005, 03:05:47 am
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Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!


*Fragrag picks up a MP40 and fights zee evil germans, despite that WWII is over, and he is not really German
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Fineus on August 24, 2005, 03:41:13 am
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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Hurrah!
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Gortef on August 24, 2005, 04:11:37 am
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Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic  
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!  
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: FireCrack on August 24, 2005, 05:21:03 am
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The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: kode on August 24, 2005, 05:24:03 am
23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic

so, the resistance.
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Omniscaper on August 24, 2005, 05:33:17 am
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic  
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: DaBrain on August 24, 2005, 06:36:14 am
Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic  
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!  



I didn't expect that. To be honest, I think I would have just left the country. :)

Damn... they wrote most german words wrong. :mad:

Na dann, auf Vedersehen!. :lol:
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Nuke on August 24, 2005, 09:18:43 am
i scored expatriate, im only 4% breainwashable, 60% antitolerant and 16% patriotic.
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Inquisitor on August 24, 2005, 09:20:27 am
Der Resistance. Though I probably over thought my answers. I expected a much higher anti tolerance score.

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic

Then again, I think about this alot.
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: EtherShock on August 24, 2005, 09:21:34 am
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Originally posted by Kosh
I'm surprised you're so brainwashworthy Ether. Never figured you were the type.

Who's more capable of being brainwashed, the person taking a silly quiz for amusement, or the person that believes the quiz is an indicator of anything? ^_^
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Inquisitor on August 24, 2005, 09:22:40 am
I took it because I was curious as to what it was testing.

<--see my name ;)

I already knew what the answer was ;)
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Flaser on August 24, 2005, 09:26:49 am
Expatriate

BTW Read some Hassel books: most of the soldiers (not the nazi) if not for the intelligence questions would have fallen into the same category.

Some of the Resistance were even bigger *******s/scumbags than some Nazis.
Don't believe me? Read up on what they did to people who for what so ever reason didn't support them, was not 100% for their ideals...(or ect. ect.). To me some of these self appointed heroes are just as bad as the "bad" guys they take up arms against.

(then again, I don't trust any GI who wants to deal justice with a gun in hand)
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Kazan on August 24, 2005, 10:02:13 am
woohoo i'm Einstein

 Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Charismatic on August 24, 2005, 10:04:53 am
Mine

"Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic  
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually."

I lied about my age and that contributed somewhat to their mis esessment. I would not have joined the army.  The "Hmm. whatever" was true.
"who is willing to listen to what people of authority tell you" thats bull****. **** the goverment. Down with the system!
The last paragraph may or may not have been true. I may have done something or may have not to keep my life and family. Hitler was a ****, a cock sucker
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: aldo_14 on August 24, 2005, 10:17:19 am
:rolleyes:

I got the einstein one, myself.
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Nuke on August 24, 2005, 10:44:03 am
my nihilisim makes me brainwashproof :D
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Kazan on August 24, 2005, 10:49:38 am
but it also seems to make you pretty bloody intolerant
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: vyper on August 24, 2005, 11:03:22 am
[q]
Der Kommandant
 Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant,  and 42% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General.  Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the ******* list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.


Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.



 
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 30% on brainwashworthy
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 83% on antitolerant
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 61% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
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Hmm...

Edit: Ah it's probably true. I'm an opportunistic **** when I want to be.
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: aldo_14 on August 24, 2005, 11:07:30 am
I can't help but think of the nihilists in The Big Lebowski

[q]Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! **** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. [/q]
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Primus on August 24, 2005, 11:15:05 am
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Der Resistance

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!


I was a bit surprised.
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: castor on August 24, 2005, 12:41:42 pm
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Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
:snipe:
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Charismatic on August 24, 2005, 01:05:12 pm
Lol congrads man.
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Fade Rathnik on August 29, 2005, 01:53:57 pm
Expatriate
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Kazan on August 29, 2005, 01:56:43 pm
whoa a lurker!
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Ford Prefect on August 29, 2005, 02:03:38 pm
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Originally posted by Kazan
but it also seems to make you pretty bloody intolerant

Ah, but you miss the point, for in the void of nihilism, tolerance and intolerance are of equally nonexistent value.
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Kazan on August 29, 2005, 02:06:54 pm
don't get me started on nihilism
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Ford Prefect on August 29, 2005, 02:10:47 pm
You can start all you want-- it'll still be a vain effort to illuminate the impenetrable meaninglessness of all things. :yes:
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: KappaWing on August 29, 2005, 03:04:06 pm
Guys, if youre gonna do this, pease do it over PMs. :)
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: vyper on August 29, 2005, 03:05:49 pm
Does that make his objection meaningless?
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: TrashMan on August 29, 2005, 04:59:46 pm
The Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic  
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Getter Robo G on August 29, 2005, 06:15:24 pm
I think it needs tweaking...


The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic
You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.


Ex-soldier (uber patriot) here, but if I thought the govt was in the wrong (ie evil) I'd be amoung those resisting it so there's that. (so the violent part was dead on).
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Ford Prefect on August 29, 2005, 06:19:41 pm
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Originally posted by vyper
Does that make his objection meaningless?

From his perspective, no. From mine, yes.
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: Singh on August 29, 2005, 11:36:35 pm
So where do I sign? :p

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic  
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Title: Would You Have Been A Nazi?
Post by: CP5670 on August 29, 2005, 11:52:59 pm
Der Kommandant, 10% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 53% blindly patriotic

hahaha :D