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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: redmenace on August 24, 2005, 01:45:54 am
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when you hear a helicopter overhead and you try to shoot it.
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LOL
....when you get the "DAZED" vision blur when you get up to go pee.
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...when you begin to tell your buddies that your house is a spawn point for soldiers.
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...when you drive your car off a cliff thinking itll respawn in your garage in a few minutes.
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Originally posted by redmenace
when you hear a helicopter overhead and you try to shoot it.
redmenace, that you ? (http://www.krqe.com/expanded.asp?ID=11593)
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...when you raid your neighbors house with your friends.
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Originally posted by Col. Fishguts
redmenace, that you ? (http://www.krqe.com/expanded.asp?ID=11593)
Holy Christmas. I didn't know that was possible.
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Aye, i always knew they'd regret their cost-cutting programme of building hellychopters out of tinfoil, lollypop sticks and toilet roll tubes.
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Originally posted by Col. Fishguts
redmenace, that you ? (http://www.krqe.com/expanded.asp?ID=11593)
:lol: Good find.
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...some one tries to shoot you and inresponse you jump up and down then running around in circles
...in order to speak you need to press the 'B' key
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...you start to wonder if your family or friends are either USMC, MEC, or PLA.
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...you scream 'Medic' when you stub your toe
Actually, I just ordered that game. Demo - shockingly - not only runs on my card (despite it not being officially supported - FX5600), but actually runs ok at low-medium settings.
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Originally posted by redmenace
:lol: Good find.
I stumbled over that article literally 5 minutes before reading your thread, and just thought :wtf:
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...You try to order artillery strikes when using google maps
Originally posted by Col. Fishguts
redmenace, that you ? (http://www.krqe.com/expanded.asp?ID=11593)
That must have been a really great shot.
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...You start standing in front of planes so the pilot gets banned if he tries to take off.
:p
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your at work using hangers as replica p90's and shooting employees and shooting customers hahaha
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You jump from a building and press the 9 key repeatedly...suddenly realizing that you have no 9 key and you're lacking a parachute.
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... you find yourself unable to move away from anything you percive as a "strategic point" and shoot at anyone who approaches
.. you're constatnly trying to find the gunner possition in your car
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...you call for a supply drop when you get in an accident.
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Originally posted by DragonClaw
...You start standing in front of planes so the pilot gets banned if he tries to take off.
:p
I **** hate you.
So...very...much...
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... everytime you see a handgrenade you call it bumbula
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...you think shifting into second gear will move you to the passenger position of your car.
...your friends keep having to kick you out of the way of cars because you're "tired of playing as ****ing assault!"
...you get a scratch, and when someone holds out a first aid kit to you, you sit there and wait for the scratch to heal.
...every time you see a crate on the ground, you open it and start searching for ammo.
...you erect a large pole in your yard, surrounded by claymore mines, and keep an american flag up constantly. When asked why on earth you don't take it down, you respond that you're hoping for reinforcements to spawn.
...every time you encounter some sort of barrier that you can't hop over, no matter how flimsy, you proceed to walk along its entire length until you find a door or other access point.
...every 15 seconds of swimming, you stop and take a long rest.
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...you are appalled by Chinese army soldiers not having the sign 'water' printed on their backs.
;)