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Title: Superman has small todger: official
Post by: aldo_14 on September 08, 2005, 09:37:29 am
Posted purely for the title.......

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/08/superman_lacking/
[q]It's official: Superman may be able to leap a tall building with a single bound but he's completely lacking super powers in the trouser department.

That, at least, is according to those charged with costuming Brandon Routh who will play the Man of Steel in next year's Superman Returns. According to MSNBC, costume designer Louise Mingenbach says that of all the internet speculation surrounding Superman's costume, the vast majority focused on his trunks.

Explained the deliciously-surnamed Mingenbach: "There was more discussion about Superman's 'package' than anything else on the suit. Was it too big? Was it not big enough? Was it too pointy? Too round? It was somebody's job for about a month just working on codpiece shapes. It was crazy."

The mind boggles. Just how pointy does Superman's schlong have to be before Middle America reaches for its Bible and its assault rifle?

Sadly, we may never know, because Mingenbach's final verdict on our hero's wedding tackle is: "Not big. Ten-year-olds will be seeing this movie."

Readers will be able to judge for themselves just how deprived Lois Lane is when Superman Returns opens in June next year. [/q]
Title: Superman has small todger: official
Post by: phreak on September 08, 2005, 09:42:52 am
I snapped a hooker in half after she said i was faster than a speeding bullet
Title: Superman has small todger: official
Post by: Fineus on September 08, 2005, 09:57:39 am
Who the hell cares about this sort of thing? :doubt:
Title: Superman has small todger: official
Post by: aldo_14 on September 08, 2005, 09:58:36 am
Lois Lane.
Title: Superman has small todger: official
Post by: Fineus on September 08, 2005, 10:04:55 am
Hah Hah :p
Title: Superman has small todger: official
Post by: Ransom on September 08, 2005, 10:27:06 am
Why are they making another Superman film?
Title: Superman has small todger: official
Post by: aldo_14 on September 08, 2005, 10:34:05 am
They want to harness Christopher Reeves coffin as a perpetual motion device.  12,000 RPM, baby!
Title: Superman has small todger: official
Post by: karajorma on September 08, 2005, 11:16:34 am
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Originally posted by aldo_14
They want to harness Christopher Reeves coffin as a perpetual motion device.  12,000 RPM, baby!


After Superman IV he's got no right to complain :p
Title: Superman has small todger: official
Post by: LtNarol on September 08, 2005, 01:35:38 pm
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Originally posted by aldo_14
They want to harness Christopher Reeves coffin as a perpetual motion device.  12,000 RPM, baby!

He's not dead, he just wen't home =)
Title: Superman has small todger: official
Post by: Janos on September 08, 2005, 02:37:51 pm
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Originally posted by PhReAk
I snapped a hooker in half after she said i was faster than a speeding bullet


The Flash might have some problems in that area as well, you're in good company dude.
Title: Superman has small todger: official
Post by: Grey Wolf on September 08, 2005, 03:28:59 pm
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex: http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html
Title: Superman has small todger: official
Post by: aldo_14 on September 08, 2005, 03:46:58 pm
:rolleyes:

I'm glad I'm not the only person who immediately thought of that.

Or am I scared?
Title: Superman has small todger: official
Post by: Ace on September 08, 2005, 04:06:49 pm
Thought about that article too ;)

...and yes Superman IV is an atrocity. I think it, as opposed to nuclear weapons, is the one thing the UN will agree that should be shot into the sun.