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Title: ARRSEpedia
Post by: aldo_14 on September 14, 2005, 01:24:11 pm

Stumbled onto this by complete fluke looking for a ref-pic of a chaingun

ARRSEpedia - The British Military Open Encyclopedia (http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/index.php/Main_Page)

Sample entry; http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/index.php/Warrior
[q]Warrior
   
From ARRSEpedia

Great big thrumming beast of a thing with a big growly engine and full of blokes who, when not asleep or having a wank in the drivers compartment, are the best Infantry in the world.

Goes really quick anywhere you want to take it.

To compensate for its speed, presence and protection it is equiped with comedy weapons that need precognitive abilities (Think I'll need HE in three rounds time) or (when using the Chaingun), a patient and slow moving enemy, "firing now", BANG, clunk, "stoppage, feck hang on a bit - bollocks dropped the spinny thing" [/q]

Title: ARRSEpedia
Post by: karajorma on September 14, 2005, 01:51:38 pm

From the Chaingun entry.

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The greatest contributer to British Military casualty figures since Haig's Chief of Staff missunderstood the General's morale boosting idea of a "Song and Dance" and instead initiated the shockingly wasteful Somme Advance in 1916.

This thing breaks, it burns, it bites, it runs away and it explodes, all without a single round going anywhere near the target. The man who invented this was being noshed off at the time, either that or he was a blind, fingerless man from Albania.

You're better off throwing your helmet at the advancing hordes

:lol: Great find :)

Title: ARRSEpedia
Post by: Flipside on September 14, 2005, 01:55:35 pm

From 'Wagon' entry...

Armoured Fighting Vehicle, usually Warrior, commanded by Heroes, driven by VC winners, carries seven sleeping blokes in the back. Has a 30mm Rarden comedy gun and 7.62mm food blender mounted co-axially.

LOL

Title: ARRSEpedia
Post by: vyper on September 14, 2005, 01:55:50 pm

:lol: Great find.

Title: ARRSEpedia
Post by: Sandwich on September 14, 2005, 05:51:58 pm

The best thing is the Mr. Potato Head background. :D

Title: ARRSEpedia
Post by: Martinus on September 15, 2005, 06:39:43 am

[color=66ff00]Excellent find mate. :)
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Title: ARRSEpedia
Post by: phreak on September 15, 2005, 10:09:41 am

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/index.php/Grenade

Title: ARRSEpedia
Post by: deep_eyes on September 15, 2005, 10:39:19 am

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Originally posted by karajorma
From the Chaingun entry.



:lol: Great find :)

this is even worse lol:

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Royal Navy  

From ARRSEpedia
Gang of uniformed bottom touchers boasting big boats and long thick tubes full of seamen.

Nearly all members are homosexual and those that aren't are lesbian Wrens.

Often seen discharging weapons on B-range

Too much exposure to the Royal Navy can lead to Bum desease.

What is a "desease"? Is it more virulent than a disease?


Vile slander, that dates back to the admitted tendency of an older generation of Matelots to knob Kaitais, He-Shes and Lady-Boys in Singers back in the day.

The modern RN are bronzed, suave purveyors of staunchly hetero Porksword to the less aesthetically blessed ladies in the furthest corners of the Globe.

Unfortunately, the RN have the wankest Service newspaper out, "Navy News"

Anya - But you don't see us complaining with the paid trips around the world. And lack of work? More pay than the average pongo for jack sh1te.

Retrieved from "http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/index.php/Royal_Navy"

Title: ARRSEpedia
Post by: karajorma on September 15, 2005, 01:16:07 pm

Yep. I was going to warn people about that. First thing I did after posting the chaingun entry was look up the other forces and the entry for the SAS :D