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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Black Wolf on October 07, 2005, 01:48:49 pm

Title: Bush Joke
Post by: Black Wolf on October 07, 2005, 01:48:49 pm
Had it emailed to me the other day. Everyone I've told so far has loved it:



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Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing on the Iraq situation. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks..........

Spoiler:
'How many is a Brazillion?'

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Title: Bush Joke
Post by: Col. Fishguts on October 07, 2005, 01:53:21 pm
:lol: That one is actually good. But I fear the thread will derail in a stupid political discussion anyway.
Title: Bush Joke
Post by: StratComm on October 07, 2005, 01:56:11 pm
*reserves this space for bringing the thread back on topic later*
Title: Bush Joke
Post by: Black Wolf on October 07, 2005, 01:56:48 pm
Probably. But political threads have many pages. People typically look into many paged threads to see what all the fuss is about. It may also get locked, which people always want to look into. Thus, many people will see the joke. Many will laugh. Laughter releases endorphins in the brain, which have known healing qualities. If I do this enough, I could cure members of this board of various ailments. In their gratitude, they will send me gifts from far off lands.

Or something.
Title: Bush Joke
Post by: Goober5000 on October 07, 2005, 02:17:52 pm
:lol:
Title: Bush Joke
Post by: Unknown Target on October 07, 2005, 02:28:12 pm
:lol:
Title: Bush Joke
Post by: Nuclear1 on October 07, 2005, 03:23:26 pm
:lol: :lol:
Title: Bush Joke
Post by: Mongoose on October 07, 2005, 03:34:19 pm
I'll give you a "meh" for effort :p
Title: Bush Joke
Post by: Col. Fishguts on October 07, 2005, 04:08:16 pm
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Originally posted by Black Wolf
Awesome conspiracy master plan™


:lol: I like the way you're thinking.
Title: Bush Joke
Post by: FireCrack on October 07, 2005, 04:51:56 pm
Awesome!
Title: Bush Joke
Post by: Ghost on October 07, 2005, 09:58:54 pm
Excellent joke, if on the other side of the fence for me. I can still appreciate humor wherever it is found.
Title: Bush Joke
Post by: Charismatic on October 07, 2005, 10:01:40 pm
Tho im alone on this, i dont think its that funny. But meh.
Title: Bush Joke
Post by: achtung on October 07, 2005, 10:25:25 pm
:lol:
Title: Bush Joke
Post by: MatthewPapa on October 07, 2005, 10:44:38 pm
lame
Title: Bush Joke
Post by: BlackDove on October 07, 2005, 10:54:20 pm
=/

I get it...but.

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Title: Bush Joke
Post by: Shrike on October 07, 2005, 11:42:07 pm
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Originally posted by Mongoose
I'll give you a "meh" for effort :p
I found this more amusing than the joke itself. :p
Title: Bush Joke
Post by: Kosh on October 08, 2005, 12:30:05 am
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Originally posted by nuclear1
:lol: :lol:
Title: Bush Joke
Post by: Singh on October 08, 2005, 01:01:44 am
:lol: at the joke

and :lol: :lol: at your Ambitious Plan :drevil:
Title: Bush Joke
Post by: Ace on October 08, 2005, 02:27:25 am
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Originally posted by Charismatic
Tho im alone on this, i dont think its that funny. But meh.


Then my plan, buried deep in Black Wolf's plan, will be successful: You'll die much sooner due to your not seeing the humor and laughing, which leads to strengthening your immune system.

What you're suffering from is sort of like 'conservative AIDS.' :p

Otherwise known as being a square.
Title: Bush Joke
Post by: Liberator on October 08, 2005, 08:52:11 am
Even I think that is funny.

:lol: