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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Thorn on August 31, 2001, 01:52:00 pm
Moron Thinks It's The Rapture

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after
leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described
as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other people
were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid
hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was
occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then
passed a man on the side of the
road who she claimed was Jesus.

"She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right out of the
sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everett Williams, husband
of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.

"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said.
She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna
lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said
Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.

Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was
dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp
covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow up
sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends
that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in
frustration, and said , "Come back here," just as the Williams' car passed
him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the
sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved
Jesus more than anything else.

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is
all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."



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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Jabu on August 31, 2001, 01:55:00 pm
 
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Originally posted by Thorn:
Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was
dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp
covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow up
sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air.

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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Black Ace on August 31, 2001, 02:02:00 pm
Ok... when I saw the thread, I was surprised since we have discussed the rules on religious issues here before...

But this is pretty damn funny, I must admit...  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)

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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Thorn on August 31, 2001, 02:05:00 pm
I apologise, this wasnst meant to offend anyone, just meant to amuse..
The topic name is just something off the top of my head...

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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Carl on August 31, 2001, 02:08:00 pm
i didn't think stuff like that really happened.
Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Top Gun on August 31, 2001, 02:24:00 pm
 
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Originally posted by Black Ace:

this is pretty damn funny (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)

Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Kazan on August 31, 2001, 03:40:00 pm
WARNING: Nerd-style joke follows


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{
  os << "No Sh1t" << endl;
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{
 Statement(Thread::Topic)
 Thread::Body << "Well, and they claim beleivers are intelligent!" << endl;
 return 0;
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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: DragonClaw on August 31, 2001, 03:42:00 pm
  Wow... one person did something completely stupid....

  Ya know, there are some people that are mentally insane, a religion does nothing like this..... it's just a mental state of mind which, in this case, is rather...you could say... insane

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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Kazan on August 31, 2001, 04:38:00 pm
dont get me started on that, it's a proven fact that people with religion [any religion, the more supressive the higher the precentage] have a higher rate of insanity in comparision with people that have none
Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Taristin on August 31, 2001, 04:44:00 pm
Me = Roman Catholic

Does that explain alot? hehehe
Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: DragonClaw on August 31, 2001, 04:50:00 pm
 
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Originally posted by Kazan:
dont get me started on that, it's a proven fact that people with religion [any religion, the more supressive the higher the precentage] have a higher rate of insanity in comparision with people that have none


oh so you are saying people that go in schools, shoot each other, rape children and all isn't considered "insane"?!?!?!?!!



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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: QXMX on August 31, 2001, 05:43:00 pm
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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 31, 2001, 06:22:00 pm
Yeah, I did that once.
Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Joey_21 on August 31, 2001, 07:47:00 pm
 
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Originally posted by Thorn:
Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends
that he looks like Jesus

I don't get where this came from. Nobody knows what Jesus looks like! He existed 2000 years ago! Nobody can pass down the same painting of a face that looks like Jesus.

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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 31, 2001, 07:53:00 pm
There's a certain set "Jesus look" that was made in the middle ages- white, brown hair, beard, looked nothing like the son of a Jewish carpenter living out in the desert would... but oh well. It doesn't matter.
Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: DragonClaw on August 31, 2001, 08:05:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Stryke 9:
Yeah, I did that once.

what did you do once?



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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Eishtmo on August 31, 2001, 09:24:00 pm
You think that's bad, you should see this ("http://www.portalofevil.com/news/default.htm").

Updates everyday, and is relativly safe.

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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Black Ace on August 31, 2001, 09:29:00 pm
Tread softly, gentlemen... this may continue, but keep it clean...

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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Setekh on August 31, 2001, 11:49:00 pm
 
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Originally posted by Black Ace:
Tread softly, gentlemen... this may continue, but keep it clean...

Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Fineus on September 01, 2001, 02:02:00 am
It's alright, I've got a bucket of water and this handy  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)

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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Thorn on September 01, 2001, 02:59:00 am
i got this to scare the trolls and  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/spam.gif) ers off
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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Setekh on September 01, 2001, 06:03:00 am
 
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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Joey_21 on September 01, 2001, 09:32:00 am
Ok then...

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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Nico on September 01, 2001, 09:49:00 am
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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Daedalus on September 01, 2001, 11:24:00 am
 
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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: DragonClaw on September 01, 2001, 11:47:00 am
I can't see fortunecity pictures for some reason....  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/frown.gif)

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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Thorn on September 01, 2001, 12:38:00 pm
 
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Originally posted by Setekh:
  • Only I may use that, since I made it    (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
  • Threads are property of HLP when we're the only ones posting on them, ya silly foo.    (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif) Though we do own everything around here, just not that way.    (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)[/b]
Well, since I started it, I say HLP can have it, so.....

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[This message has been edited by Thorn (edited 09-01-2001).]
Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Carl on September 01, 2001, 01:06:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Thorn:
Moron Thinks It's The Rapture

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after
leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described
as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other people
were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid
hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was
occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then
passed a man on the side of the
road who she claimed was Jesus.

"She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right out of the
sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everett Williams, husband
of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.

"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said.
She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna
lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said
Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.

Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was
dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp
covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow up
sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air.

wait a second! this didn't really happen, did it? is their a link to an article?
Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Thorn on September 01, 2001, 01:09:00 pm
I dunno, a friend sent it to me, I can ask him where he got it..

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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Sandwich on September 01, 2001, 07:23:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Stryke 9:
There's a certain set "Jesus look" that was made in the middle ages- white, brown hair, beard, looked nothing like the son of a Jewish carpenter living out in the desert would... but oh well. It doesn't matter.


True. Most Sephardic Jews nowadays have black hair and darkish complexion. The Ashkenazi, on the other hand, can pass for "standard" westerners any day.


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Title: OT - The Bible Is Harmful!
Post by: Setekh on September 01, 2001, 11:30:00 pm
 
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Originally posted by Joey_21:
Ok then...

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