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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Fozzy on December 09, 2002, 03:58:01 pm
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MONTH 1
Argh, the past three months of my life have been dreadfull, i am 18 and 4 months ago my girlfriend split up with me and i still LOVE HER. so i turned to Drink and rock and roal to try to make my self forget about her cute ass, but now i realise i love her even though i know now she cheated on me in turkey on a two week holiday with a turkish waiter called "ali" of all things. whilst i was missing her everyday.
MONTH 2
Well she dumped me and went ape if i even tryed to talk to her, oh well now we are talking and I am glad because even though we are not daiting we still have a laugh and she makes me smile STILL.
MONTH 3
I have noticed i always shake somthings wrong i just cant keep my arms still...
I had a very short relationship with a local slapper, any way i dumped her when she snogged another lad at college. then i realised how many people actualy dated her.
MONTH 4
The Slapper could in all possability be pregnent. :-( and it could be mine............
I need another Drink,,,,, HICUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
has any one had a worse 4 months, it might make me feel better about myself.
oh 5 months ago my granddad died
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In all honesty, no. Sorry.
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My deepest, most heartfelt condolences to your condition. *hands Fozzy a cup of hot chocolate and a Vasudan plushy*
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sorry to hear it... i've had worst experiences though :D
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............Just think about all the poor little kids who are being beaten, raped and killed over Christmas, if that doesn't make you feel greatful for all the things you've got and are currently ignoring, then at least it'll give you a quick laugh.
Grow the **** up and stop whining. Your problems amount to, Survey Says: A bad choice of partners.......And alcoholism.
Except for the arm thing. You should probably get that looked at. Might just be stress though.
It's not like your out on the streets, or being beaten, or dying from leukemia or anything. Forget about the cheating *****. Distance yourself from the pregnant ***** and DEMAND DNA tests if she claims it's yours (chances are, it won't be).
Anyway, there's my splash of harsh reality for you.
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*cringes* Though I never would have said it myself..Anon's more or less right here. Things will only get better if you make them better. True, things have sucked for you, but what's done is done.. Learn to accept it, slap a grin on your face, and move on with your life.
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*whacks an0n with a rolled-up newspaper*
Be nice!
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Ouch man, that's got to hurt. How can you think it's yours? Please tell me you wore a condom.
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Yeah do the DNA test even if you need to put a gun on her head to take her to the center if she refuses to take the test. But hey you are a man and she's a*****. She wouldn't stand a chance.
I am really sorry to hear that your Grand Father died. :( That's really sad news. Forget about that *****. Try to somehow make things better in your family and look after yourself. Drinking is bad. And about the girls, as they say there are many fishes in the sea, and you will be able to find a better one I am sure.
If I were you, I would sit down and think of how to get out of the mess. You can't change the past, but you can controll your future.
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Originally posted by Razor
Drinking is bad.
HEATHEN! Burn him! BURN HIM!
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Hey man, just take a break for a month.
Go visit some place like Paris, enjoy yourself, maybe take a look at the grand canyon or a stripper's ass (same thing ;))
Have as much fun as you can, and just basically take a break from life, that's the best cure for anything. ;)
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Originally posted by an0n
HEATHEN! Burn him! BURN HIM!
* hands an0n a torch *
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Originally posted by an0n
............Just think about all the poor little kids who are being beaten, raped and killed over Christmas, if that doesn't make you feel greatful for all the things you've got and are currently ignoring, then at least it'll give you a quick laugh.
Grow the **** up and stop whining. Your problems amount to, Survey Says: A bad choice of partners.......And alcoholism.
Except for the arm thing. You should probably get that looked at. Might just be stress though.
It's not like your out on the streets, or being beaten, or dying from leukemia or anything. Forget about the cheating *****. Distance yourself from the pregnant ***** and DEMAND DNA tests if she claims it's yours (chances are, it won't be).
Anyway, there's my splash of harsh reality for you.
Damn right on all points.
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Originally posted by an0n
............Just think about all the poor little kids who are being beaten, raped and killed over Christmas, if that doesn't make you feel greatful for all the things you've got and are currently ignoring, then at least it'll give you a quick laugh.
Grow the **** up and stop whining. Your problems amount to, Survey Says: A bad choice of partners.......And alcoholism.
Except for the arm thing. You should probably get that looked at. Might just be stress though.
It's not like your out on the streets, or being beaten, or dying from leukemia or anything. Forget about the cheating *****. Distance yourself from the pregnant ***** and DEMAND DNA tests if she claims it's yours (chances are, it won't be).
Anyway, there's my splash of harsh reality for you.
*nod*
One thing I've learned in life,... ppl really have to learn from bull**** and move on. Everyone's been in the "She left but I still love her" boat at some point or another and to one degree or another ,.. trust me the **** works out and life goes the hell on. Just over a year ago I went through it with a girl I cared alot for,...in the end I caught the reality bat right the **** upside my head,.. moved on ,... and at the point in my life now I could not be happier. (Probably since I'm with a great gal and we're planning something for next summer if ya know what I mean
;7 )
In short, **** happens
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Meh, every female in my social circle is either taken or lesbian, or a combination of the two.
I love my friends. :p
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My house mate Big Gay Mike keeps trying to p1mp his mum on us... deeply disturbing, let me tell you...
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Originally posted by an0n
HEATHEN! Burn him! BURN HIM!
* hands an0n a torch *
*Arms the desintegrating Sniper and shoots an0n and Sticks* :snipe: :p :yes:
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Originally posted by Fozzy
has any one had a worse 4 months, it might make me feel better about myself.
My sympathies for your situation.
I could tell you about how much worse my past 10 months have been, but it won't make you feel any better. If anything it only goes to show how low people can get and how much of a pain living life can be, plus I'm not going to reveal the details to a bunch of virtual strangers. No offence.
Originally posted by Warlock
*nod*
One thing I've learned in life,... ppl really have to learn from bull**** and move on.
*SNIP*
In short, **** happens
Less than a year ago, I would've been telling people the same thing. Nowadays, I'm constantly discovering more and more ways of how "**** happens". Just have to keep shrugging it off until the next pile comes flooding in.
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Originally posted by Shrike
Meh, every female in my social circle is either taken or lesbian, or a combination of the two.
I love my friends. :p
plus the SM girlies I sent you. unless they DID go to the horny escimo on the north pole, who is apparently called (for some odd reason) Santa-Claus. Explains why you spend so much time here though.
HEATHEN! Burn him! BURN HIM!
and that, gentlemen, plus Tiara and Bo, is why shotguns were replaced with flamethrowers.
*reaches under seat*
*looks for the flamethrower and the asses of our female members*
*makes overcooked Razor*
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Originally posted by Stunaep
*makes overcooked Razor*
Ha ha! That's lame! Pathetic! I laugh at you! Now run! Run little one and don't look back! :drevil: :devil:
*Reaches for the lightsaber and cuts Peanuts with ease*
You look good without...a HEAD! :D
Ok enough of this! Back to topic. :nod:
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You just don't understand, do you Razor? You don't, shall we say, "get it"... well, keep trying
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
My house mate Big Gay Mike keeps trying to p1mp his mum on us... deeply disturbing, let me tell you...
Oh. Dear. God.
Anyway sorry 2 hear that fozzy, all I can say is - all good things come to those who wait.
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you guys rule, well my current GF is a careing biesexual, who is very pretty.
and that little slapper says she wants nothing to do with me. so i am happy ish. :doubt:
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Originally posted by Fozzy
you guys rule, well my current GF is a careing biesexual, who is very pretty.
Menage a Trois!
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A bisexual! $hit, man! You got it made! :D
What the heck are you complaining about? ;) j/k
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*makes general announcement over the HLP tannoy*
FOZZY'S BIRD SWINGS BOTH WAYS!!!!
*gets crushed in stampede*
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
My house mate Big Gay Mike keeps trying to p1mp his mum on us... deeply disturbing, let me tell you...
I don't know why I can't help it but laugh everytime you mention him.
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Eh? Why are people agreeing with me? It's most unsettling.
*goes to check that the space-crack hasn't leaked into the water-supply*
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Originally posted by an0n
Eh? Why are people agreeing with me? It's most unsettling.
*goes to check that the space-crack hasn't leaked into the water-supply*
I think they're agreeing with you because of your positive views on life. or the opposite of positive.
*takes advantage of the opportunity, and runs off with bosch beer and the remaining space crack*
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
You just don't understand, do you Razor? You don't, shall we say, "get it"... well, keep trying
Seems to me that you are the one who doesn't...get it.
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This might get fun.
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Originally posted by kode
I think they're agreeing with you because of your positive views on life. or the opposite of positive.
*takes advantage of the opportunity, and runs off with bosch beer and the remaining space crack*
*tumbles a chair into kode's legs as he flees, crippling him and shattering the beer across the floor*
NOO!!! If the Shivans catch wind of the smel.........
*hears a creaking-hissing noise from the AC vents above*
RUN!!!!!!!!
*runs for the vault, firing shots into the AC vents along the way*
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Great. Now I lie halfdead on the floor and I smell like Admiral Aken Bosch a tuesday morning. Where's my ETAK device?
*digs in pocket, picks up a small black thingy*
Great. It's broken. And it's totally An0n's fault.
*Get's up, throws hand grenade at fleeing An0n, hides behind a side door*
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Mmmm. Mini-pineapple.
*drools*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!*
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*Uses an0n-seeking missile*
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*shrike falls down through roof*
We're in knee-deep trouble now...
*tries to avoid plasma beams*
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That's a funny looking missile.
AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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*hold a gun to UT's head and forces him to script some back-up into the scene, periodically moving the gun to fire at the Shivan(s)*
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Originally posted by an0n
*hold a gun to UT's head and forces him to script some back-up into the scene, periodically moving the gun to fire at the Shivan(s)*
No Shivans, just me.
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Okay.
*shoots Shrike*
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*phase shifts and doges laser beam*
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*uses multi-dimensional adapter gateway to pull some Kelownan Naquadriah bombs, Tollan phase shifting super-weaponry, a Harper Uber-Bomb and a Trek Genesis-Device through into the HLP universe*
*fixes 'em all together and detonates the resulting universally stupid device 3ft from Shrike*
*forgot to calibrate the radiometric fall-off field discriminators*
*watches the blast bubble expand exponentially, vapourising the forums, the Gamespy servers and half the west-coast*
****.
.......Styyyyyxx.
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*reloads*
*uses knife missile on an0n*
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*starts to sweat at the gun from his head*
Suddenly, in the midst of the fighting, a loud explosion is heard from the roof. Several Interplay agents come fastlining down through the skylight.
Agent #1: Secure the perimeter! Rescue UT!
A large, beefy agent with a C-3P0 head pounds up to an0n.
Big Agent: I believe this is mine.
He pulls back a fist, and I duck under it, as he bashes an0n, sending him flying into the opposite wall.
Me: Thanks.
BA: Don't mention it.
He hands UT a mean-looking Minigun, with flamethrower attachement.
Me: Let's rock and roll!!!!
I let lose with a barrage of bullets at Shrike, who goes into bullet-time, and leaps upwards and does a double backflip, as the bullets sail past him and into kode He lands, drops, and rolls to the side, bulets bouncing of the ground next to him. He takes out a pistol, and takes a shot at UT (my) head. UT throws his gun up in front of him. The bullet catches it and sends it twisting around. Shrike takes out a large sword.
UT: (looks behnd) Uh...one second...
He runs off in the opposit direction and into a door. A few minutes later, there's some shouting, and darkage flys out of the door. I step out with a large sword in hand.
Me: Now I'm ready.
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Interplay agents? Someone's fighting dirty.
Shrike pauses for a second to lace up his boots properly, then begins flicking the sword around lightly, which suddenly turns into a blur that ends in a meaty thunk as it sprouts from the chest of an Interplay agent. The suited figure slides to the ground at the rest pull out pistols and begin firing at the silvery shape, only to see their shots miss as the black-clad Shrike shifts to fast time and runs along the wall, explosive bullets pecking at the walls of the forum.
Gotta be faster than that!
Going from a wall run to a rolling leap, Shrike unveils a man-portable plasma rifle and promptly engulfs the agents in starcore heat. A thump heralds his arrival on the ground, boots disturbing the ashes are all that's left of the agents.
Dum de dum..... that's one problem solved.
Shrike drops the plasma rifle, the weapon vanishing before it hits the ground then opens his left hand, the gleaming sword leaping into it.
Now, where did UT get to.....
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UT's busy off in the corner, hitting a large portable ion cannon repeatedly with a large hammer. He pauses to look back up at Shrike, then gives it one final blow. An ominous hum eminates from the device, and a sequence of spiraling lights run down the barrel. He lets loose a blast of ionic energy, straight towards Shrike. He skillfully dodges it, flying upwards into the lights. UT is blinded, by the overheads, as suddenly Shrike appears and comes careening down towards him. UT ducks as a large sword is plowed into the ground behind him. He lashes out with a back-kick, and sends Shrike flying backwards. Shrike gains momentum and leg-thrusts off the wall, straight at UT, who drops to the floor and kicks upwards with his legs into Shrike's chest, sending him flying upwards. UT leaps into the air, and slams Shrike back towards the ground, where he makes a large, ragged hole in it. Suddenly, an0n flies up out of nowhere, and spin-kicks UT in the back, sending him reeling into the opposite wall. UT regains his composure just in time to leap off the wall and avoid a deadly kick by an0n. The two land and square off.
an0n: Sooo....I se you have gotten stronger! But never as strong as I!
UT: That's what you think, an0n!
The two draw lightsabers. Suddenly, Thunder jumps through the now-broken skylight, landing in between the two, creating a small crater. Shrike walks up behind him.
Shrike: You didn't really think we'd let you two win, did you?
All four of them draw lightsabers
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Lightsabers? Lightsabers are for pussy Jedi. Gimme psylockesque psiblades any day of the week. :devil:
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And suddenly, a giant foot stamps down on the floor, squashing the protagonists........
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Shrike looks down at his lightsaber.
Shrike: Pussy Jedi.
He pulls out a pair of psylockesque psiblades
C'mon an0n, join in the fun! :D
EDIT: Just so you know, you're the one who held a gun to my head and forced me to start all this :D
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Wanders into the forums, calmly holding an Ion Painter on the scuffle...
Who feels lucky? :D
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*walks in holding renders*
*looks around*
*backs out slowwwly*
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oops...
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Originally posted by Unknown Target
Shrike looks down at his lightsaber.
Shrike: Pussy Jedi.
He pulls out a pair of psylockesque psiblades
C'mon an0n, join in the fun! :D
EDIT: Just so you know, you're the one who held a gun to my head and forced me to start all this :D
Well, technically speaking they just kind of come out of her forearms and hands..... hold on. Let's see if I can find a pic.
Edit: 'ere we go
(http://www.nd.edu/~ljordan/psy.text/images/psystrike.jpg)
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Sandwich whistles for StyxxBot.
Sandwich: "We must initiate The Plan™ before they ruin everything!!"
StyxxBot: [BLOOP-BEEP]
Sandwich watches as the StyxxBot begins to unfold into something hideously familiar, yet horrifyingly other-worldly...
StyxxBot: [BLEEP!]
Sandwich meanders over to transmorgifies StyxxBot, pressing a few bottons and twirling a few dials. He ducks the wild swing of UT's lightsaber, presses a few more buttons, and slithers to the far corner of the forum. In the middle of the room, the StyxxBot begins to vibrate, at first a barely noticable hum, but rapidly escalating into a ground-shaking growl. The combatants lose their footing and fall to the floor, disoriented by the eerie shriek accompanying the rumble. They glance over at Sandwich, who has his IDF-issue earplugs in. He grins back at them, all tangled up in a writhing heap on the vibrating floor.
Sandwich: "Have a nice trip, boys? Oh, don't bother - you can tell me all about it next fall! Mu-hahahah!"
And then everything goes white...
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:shaking:
*goes to find clean underwear*
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I'll let Shrike or Thunder respond to that one first ;)
Hey, it's no fun alone. Where's everyone else?
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And i thought i was weird :wtf:
You people seriously need some strong medication:D:p
*Runs*
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*Drools*
MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
I stole your sword, darkage! :D
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:wtf:
I don't use a sword, i use portable guided missile launchers and beam cannons.:D
*WHOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!*
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EDIT: Reply to sandwich coming...
Here we go:
The screen fades from white to black, then to normal. We hear a yell, gradually groing louder, then, suddenly, four figures crash down inside a murky sewer. UT stands up.
UT: OW! MY ****ING ASS!
Shrike stiffles a chuckle, and UT gives him a mean look.
Shrike: (Turns to face Thunder) So, where are we?
Thunder: Well, if my guess is right, we're in the Blocked Threads Disposal Site.
Shrike: We have one? Where does it go?
Thunder: Outside.
an0n: Oh, that's just ****in' dandy!
UT: Hey ,wait a minute! You feel that?
Shrike: Feel what?
UT franticly searches the water with his eyes.
UT: I felt something! Something just slithered past my leg!
Thunder: No way, kid, nothing lives down here!
Suddenly, UT is pulled under the water, as the other three frantically search for him.
an0n: (stands up) Well, that's the end of him. Oh, well, too bad, let's get out of here.
Suddenly, UT bursts throught the water, knocking an0n over.
an0n: Why you...! Why couldn't you stay dead!?
UT: (Gives an0n a menacing glare) I don't know---it just slithered away!
Suddenly, a loud creeking is heard. The walls start to close in, metal rending against metal.
Shrike: The walls are closing!
Thunder: No ****! Brace them with something!
The walls grow tighter and tighter. All four try out their respective weapons on the door, but to no avail. Suddenly, we hear a tapping sound.
UT: Huh, what's that?
Thunder: It's morse code! It's coming from the door!
an0n: Well, what does it say?!
Thunder: S...T...A...N...D B...A...C...K. Stand back. STAND BACK!
Just as everyone leaps out of the way, a tremendous explosion rocks the door, and through it steps an Interplay Agent.
IA: I have come for you. Please follow me.
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Next!:D
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Originally posted by Unknown Target
*mumbles about how ungrateful darkage is when I wrote him in in the HLP movie* :D
*Fries darkage with a cannon*
ROFL !! i forgot that:D
Meh.
*Dumps high tech weapons and uses hos trusty old sword and matrix style moves*
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I couldn't have been more wrong.
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god, this thread sucks.
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Originally posted by JR2000Z
god, this thread sucks.
You're just jealous.
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of what?:rolleyes:
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hmm and I thought I'd be on the other side of the door :p
Can we have an Idiana Jones bulder scene now? Can I be Doctor jones? LT can be the little kid heheheh ;) :D (What's his name anyways? sombody give me one quick before I just call him Narol :D )