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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Charlotte on August 29, 2003, 12:41:19 pm
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I have no idea whether "Hello" threads are allowed here but really. Who cares :D j/k
Anyhow, two days after I arrived in Holland, Tiara showed me this game. I believe you know it. Its called Freespace :p I must say, I was very impressed by it :)
Actually I don't have a helluva lot to say right now, I just hope that the 99% male population in this community doesn't get "overexcited" :p
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Hey Charlotte, welcome to HLP. If you can stand the geekyness - you're most welcome :)
(I'll let someone else do the beam firing and weapon instructions... I'm to tired...heh)
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*dies*
Hello, BTW. You've just doubled our female membership, something most of us have never done.
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*Fire Control, target Charlotte. Power up photon beam cannons. Commence plasma core insertion. OPEN FIRE!*
(http://swooh.com/peon/DragonClaw/public/welcomebeam.jpg)
Exits are to the sides and rear. Personal flamethrowers are located beneath your seat in case of emergency or naughty disposition. If you run into any Shivans while crawling through the ductwork, it's probably just Carl. Give him your lunch, back away slowly, and you'll be fine.
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Originally posted by Woolie Wool
*Fire Control, target Charlotte. Power up photon beam cannons. Commence plasma core insertion. OPEN FIRE!*
[image]
Exits are to the sides and rear. Personal flamethrowers are located beneath your seat in case of emergency or naughty disposition. If you run into any Shivans while crawling through the ductwork, it's probably just Carl. Give him your lunch, back away slowly, and you'll be fine.
Hmm... brought my own flamethrower but a spare is always good :D
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That welcome banner is just overkill. What happened to the nice old one?
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Here it is
(http://members.cox.net/~wmcoolmon/images/welcome.gif)
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
That welcome banner is just overkill. What happened to the nice old one?
It'd be one thing if someone had taken the time to remove the redundant live debris, but seeing them poke through the turret like that just looks... funny. I've made render versions of most ships that have this problem covered.
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Thank you.:D
You've made a twisted, bitter old man happy.
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Originally posted by Woolie Wool
(http://members.cox.net/~wmcoolmon/images/welcome.gif)
Thats a better one. It at least has a degree of subtlety to it :)
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Welcome to HLPBB
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Derailed in eight posts. Not bad for a friday afternoon.
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Derailed in eight posts. Not bad for a friday afternoon.
*inserts additional plasma cells into flamethrower*
*readies flamethrower*
*plasmafies DaimondGeezer*
Flamed someone in my 4th post. Not bad for a friday afternoon! :D
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:lol:
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Right, I'm sending Razor a link to this thread
;7
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i am new here but welcome
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(http://www.swooh.com/peon/diamondgeezer/images/Wario.jpg)
Wahhaha!
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Don't worry, I'll lock it before then ;7
That said - this things gone from 2 to 16+ replies in the half an hour I've been away. That's pretty good going for a "hello" thread!
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And not one spam post either :eek:
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Lets see... Tiara.. Borealis (she's still around, just doesnt post here much), now you... 3...
out how how many males? A few hundred?
Brave girls....
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
And not one spam post either :eek:
I was about to post something along those lines.
EDIT: wait a minute, you edited that while I was quoting it!
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Well, I won't add to it...
Damn! Too late!
Welcome :)
Flipside :)
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Let's play some Johnny Cash tunes to celebrate our new member
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Wario :wtf:
MARIO!
(http://www.classicgaming.com/tmk/images/smb3_tanooki.gif)
EDIT - While I posted this several replies came between it :p
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NO! NOT THE FURRIES! ANYTHING BUT THE FURRIES! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*screams*
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I desperately need a picture of a Chainchomp
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
I desperately need a picture of a Chainchomp
Chaincomp?
*runs a search*
Is this it:
(http://www.classicgaming.com/tmk/images/fanart/bd_mariorama.gif)
:D
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*shoots this thread in the head*
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(http://www.swooh.com/peon/Gloriano/T3_desktop3_4.jpg)
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Originally posted by Woolie Wool
*shoots this thread in the head*
*shaves Woolie Wool*
:D
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*fires Helios at Charlotte*
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Admins it`s time close this theard
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Yes it is.
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Originally posted by Charlotte
*inserts additional plasma cells into flamethrower*
*readies flamethrower*
*plasmafies DaimondGeezer*
Flamed someone in my 4th post. Not bad for a friday afternoon! :D
You'll fit in fine. :p :nod: ;7 :D
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Originally posted by Woolie Wool
*fires Helios at Charlotte*
"Target Lock aquired. Firing Harpoon missile.
Three seconds to impact...
2...
1...
Helios destroyed."
*continuos to fire a hailstorm of harpoons at crappy slow bomber Woolie is flying*
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Originally posted by Holy Imperial Gloriano
Admins it`s time close this theard
But it's just getting interesting.
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*releases countermeasures*
*enters a Sathanas*
*mans one of the BFRed turrets*
*fires*
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Originally posted by Woolie Wool
Yes it is.
Awww...You're no fun! :p
Well, I guess its really getting a wee bit spammy in here.
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Ok, if this doesn't stop now I'll close the thread. I'm not against "hello, I'm new" types of threads, but it's no excuse for this kind of spamming.
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Well, I guess its really getting a wee bit spammy in here.
We're neck-deep in spam.
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Kalfireth sits in his well lit bedroom, sunlight streaming through the window. Outside a bird sings.
His hand moves a mouse cursor down and over a selection box, clicking it he then passes the mouse over the selection "open / close thread". He smiles.
Suddenly, the bird outside catches his attention with a beautiful song that causes a single tear to roll down his cheek. He smiles again, softly, and closes the selection box.
"Not today...."
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ARRRRGGGHHHH just kill it already.
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seven posts in 1 minute... WOW...
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Originally posted by Kalfireth
Kalfireth sits in his well lit bedroom, sunlight streaming through the window. Outside a bird sings.
His hand moves a mouse cursor down and over a selection box, clicking it he then passes the mouse over the selection "open / close thread". He smiles.
Suddenly, the bird outside catches his attention with a beautiful song that causes a single tear to roll down his cheek. He smiles again, softly, and closes the selection box.
"Not today...."
An admin has spammed the thread. :D If they don't close it we can refer to this special occaision like this: But the admins SPAM themselves! Don't blame us when you do it too!
:p
just kiddin'
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(http://www.swooh.com/peon/diamondgeezer/images/Frank.jpg)
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Oh yeah, I should point out - I'm not an admin. I used to be - and I still have admin powers. But I'm really no admin - I just close threads if they're really stupid / flame wars etc. that some other admin hasn't gotten to yet. As for this one? Well - I can't be bothered :drevil:
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(http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/sucks3.jpg)
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Of course, I could change my mind and reduce the post count of everyone who's spammed here to zero :ha:
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Originally posted by Charlotte
An admin has spammed the thread. :D If they don't close it we can refer to this special occaision like this: But the admins SPAM themselves! Don't blame us when you do it too!
:p
just kiddin'
This is nothing. :P
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Originally posted by Kalfireth
Of course, I could change my mind and reduce the post count of everyone who's spammed here to zero :ha:
I dont see why you just dont do that to everyone anway... Why the hell is everyone so worried about their postcount anyway?
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Originally posted by Thorn
I dont see why you just dont do that to everyone anway... Why the hell is everyone so worried about their postcount anyway?
I'm not :p
Anyway, I'm meber # 1313... A sign of what is to come? :p:p:p:p
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Originally posted by Charlotte
I'm not :p
Anyway, I'm meber # 1313... A sign of what is to come? :p:p:p:p
Jesus you post fast girl....
13 is a good number... I was born on the 13th of December...
.....
OK so maybe that was a bad day for the world....
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AW SWEET! ANOTHER CHICK! :D Jk
Hiya. I'm Unknown Target, the resident storyline writer :D
Not many people know me, but, hey, I still hang around, hehe :)
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Originally posted by Thorn
I was born on the 13th of December...
Friday October 13th
:p
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Please let this thread die.
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How come you're suddenly the anti-spam crusader?
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Hello Miss Charlotte.
You can call me KT. I'm sure Tiara has said wonderful things about. You'll do fine here, as long you ignore some rather obnoxious forum members, among them Woolie Wool. He's gotten too far into the whole "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" bit with a touch of territorial butchness. Don't worry, his bark (or in this case, his smell) is worse than his bite. Anyways, enjoy your stay. :)
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I would do a little welcome-jig-of-happiness, but you need to put 2 cents in the hat first.
...what? I need to make a living somehow!
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her... hello.
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When a thread gets to the third page this fast, you know either someone's outed themselves as a Nazi or there's a girl involved. Losers.
Charlotte: Welcome, enjoy, beware of the raging hormones- most of these guys are... ****, I'm not allowed to say that anymore, am I? Anyway. Best way to get news and **** around here is to do something for one of the campaigns, I am the deity-in-residence and accept burnt or cash offerings 24/7, etc., etc. And watch out for KT, he's got more kinks than Christopher Reeves's spinal column.
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Ouch. Despite being in bad taste, that was a bit harsh, no? :p
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Originally posted by Venom
her... hello.
Aaahhh...Tiara a dit que vous êtes le moddeler résident. (Ne soyez pas flatté, elle m'a dit au sujet de plus de personnes aussi bien.) :D
Also, excuse my poor French, not my best language. It may contain some grammatical/spelling errors.
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hehe.
BTW, not sure if Tiara's told you about the whole "axe" thing, but I'm the guy that wrote it in :D If you want the full story, read to the end of the movie that's in my sig, and you'll see it there ;)
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Ouch. Despite being in bad taste, that was a bit harsh, no? :p
He's neatly removing the competition, methinks. Not that there is any coming from this corner. All I want is money in the hat.
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Originally posted by Charlotte
Aaahhh...Tiara a dit que vous êtes le moddeler résident. (Ne soyez pas flatté, elle m'a dit au sujet de plus de personnes aussi bien.) :D
Also, excuse my poor French, not my best language. It may contain some grammatical/spelling errors.
Apparently she neglected to tell you of her and Venom's special relationship. ;7
Originally posted by Odyssey
He's neatly removing the competition, methinks. .
Attention Whore. :sigh: :doubt:
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... no comment ...
(no i'm not talking about your post KT, i'm talking about someone elses a few posts up, but i'm not even going to say anything.)
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That's what the quote button is for my dear. :)
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1) don't call me your "dear"
2) i used the quote button, but when i edited my post i removed the quote... cause if i'd quoted it, people would've known i was wanting to flame him(her?)
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Odyssey: For that sort of deal, I prefer my women tangible. Unlike so many here, I don't spend enough time in front of a screen to mistake that for reality. As for conversationally, there is no competition to eliminate, and since she's made only around a dozen posts it's not like I'd know whether it'd be worth pursuing anyway. One would certainly hope so.
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Score 1 for another mega-post-spam-because-a-female-joined-thread.
I'll let the other forumites ravage you, this thread, the forum, and possibly (depending on whether Shrike gets back from England early) every BDSM in the country. Watch out for big 5-legged bug thingys, keep your lunch near you, and NEVER, EVER start a thread that contains the words "Religion" "Iraq" and/or "Michael Jackson" in it.
Have fun!
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
and since she's made only around a dozen posts it's not like I'd know whether it'd be worth pursuing anyway. One would certainly hope so.
EXACTLY what i was going to say!!!
You don't know what she (he?) looks like... so hitting on her when she's only made a handful of posts would be... foolish
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Originally posted by Styxx
Ok, if this doesn't stop now I'll close the thread. I'm not against "hello, I'm new" types of threads, but it's no excuse for this kind of spamming.
apparently, you weren't an Admin when Tiara joined.:p
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Originally posted by Stealth
1) don't call me your "dear"
2) i used the quote button, but when i edited my post i removed the quote... cause if i'd quoted it, people would've known i was wanting to flame him(her?)
Commenting on the fact that you aren't going to comment is more of a paradox than it is a flame, honey bear.
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Odyssey: For that sort of deal, I prefer my women tangible. Unlike so many here, I don't spend enough time in front of a screen to mistake that for reality. As for conversationally, there is no competition to eliminate, and since she's made only around a dozen posts it's not like I'd know whether it'd be worth pursuing anyway. One would certainly hope so.
Tangible is good. On-screen hurts my eyes. Don't care for screens myself.
Would you care to put some money in the hat? I assure you that the jig is most amusing.
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yeah well i made a comment, then i realized it was more of a flame, and was uncalled for, so i edited it saying "...no comment...".
then i realized you (KT) would probably think i was talking about you, so i quickly re-edited it saying it wasn't :p :)
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Silly Goose :) :) :D ;) :lol: :yes::p ;7
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Originally posted by Stealth
You don't know what she (he?) looks like... so hitting on her when she's only made a handful of posts would be... foolish
He?
...
*Beats Stealth with a blunt object*
Anyhow... Since you people seem to be so lonely I'll put up a picture of myself here soon ;) So if someone would be to start a "Hot women picture thread" kinda thing like on virtually any other board I visited :p
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You aren't also getting married to TCO, are you?
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
You aren't also getting married to TCO, are you?
*beats KT with the same blunt object as she hit Stealth with*
:D
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Originally posted by Charlotte
He?
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*Beats Stealth with a blunt object*
Anyhow... Since you people seem to be so lonely I'll put up a picture of myself here soon ;) So if someone would be to start a "Hot women picture thread" kinda thing like on virtually any other board I visited :p
You mean one of those that got 1200 replies, eventually went off with me, KT and Borealis discussing masturbation issues, and ended, as usual, with Styxx closing it, and going on a random banning spree?
Why did you think the night-club bull**** is written under this forum?
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Originally posted by Charlotte
*beats KT with the same blunt object as she hit Stealth with*
:D
Now you just sound like stryke. :p
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no, i'm not calling you a "he", i'm just saying for all we know you could have read Tiara's post about having a room mate and trying to get her into HLP, and you could've opened an account, and we wouldn't know better since you've only been posting for one day and only have like 18 posts.
and what's funny is as soon as you show up everyone starts hitting on you. it's hilarious, but it must make you feel good :yes: :)
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Nah, I prefer sharp objects, unless I'm going to specify the 29-lb pipe wrench, which I haven't seen in a while. I think someone stole it.
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*goes to do an IP comparison on Stealths account and every female HLP member, just in case*
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Originally posted by Stunaep
*goes to do an IP comparison on Stealths account and every female HLP member, just in case*
*wanders how you're going to do that, since you don't know my IP, nor anyone elses here except your own*
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details, details....
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Originally posted by Stealth
no, i'm not calling you a "he", i'm just saying for all we know you could have read Tiara's post about having a room mate and trying to get her into HLP, and you could've opened an account, and we wouldn't know better since you've only been posting for one day and only have like 18 posts.
ARE YOU CALLING ME AN IMPOSTER!? ARE YOU!?
j/k :D
But you'll see soon enough that Tiara or TCO'll confirm I'm theer roommate (housemate :p).
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[gets mental picture of Stealth in drag]
[dies]
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Nah, I prefer sharp objects, unless I'm going to specify the 29-lb pipe wrench, which I haven't seen in a while. I think someone stole it.
Look! Over there! Princess Di has arisen from the dead!
*runs
... x_x
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Stxx, could you please lock---no, delete this thread?
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and this, ladies and gentlemen, is the point where we should quickly change the subject.
I propose Iraq!
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K, people, lets try to keep it civil here ;)
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meh. i propose this thread get closed, or everyone stop replying in it, cause it's not going anywhere :blah:
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Originally posted by Unknown Target
Stxx, could you please lock---no, delete this thread?
Hush lilttle baby, don't say a word. Stealth very well could be a bird.
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Hush lilttle baby, don't say a word. Stealth very well could be a bird.
And you're a songbird :) Tweet!
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Don't ask why that came to me during a Cash song.. :nervous:
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UT: There's something brown on your nose. Allow me to punch it off for you. What's that? Oops, dearie me, I seem to have missed and hit you in the face! And again! What's the likelihood of that happening twice? Oh, sorry, leg spasm, I certainly didn't mean to knee you in the groin! Hey, did you know that from this position your head is at exactly the level a baseball would be if I was going to hit one? Ah, that takes me back to the old game... whoops, I kinda zone out like that when my memories start up, just think, if that baseball bat hadn't been lying around so conveniently you would have teeth now! Ha ha, life's funny like that!
Stu: Iraq is that porn star, right?
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Originally posted by Stealth
meh. i propose this thread get closed, or everyone stop replying in it, cause it's not going anywhere :blah:
Yeah, and poodles will come falling down from the sky :rolleyes:
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Nah, I hijacked a petshop cargo plane once before, lemme tell you, won't make that mistake again. Someone coulda at least told me that they only give you the money if you threaten to dump children out the doors.
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
UT: There's something brown on your nose. Allow me to punch it off for you. What's that? Oops, dearie me, I seem to have missed and hit you in the face! And again! What's the likelihood of that happening twice? Oh, sorry, leg spasm, I certainly didn't mean to knee you in the groin! Hey, did you know that from this position your head is at exactly the level a baseball would be if I was going to hit one? Ah, that takes me back to the old game... whoops, I kinda zone out like that when my memories start up, just think, if that baseball bat hadn't been lying around so conveniently you would have teeth now! Ha ha, life's funny like that!
Stryke, ever consider running down to K-mart lately? They have a blue-light special on maturity!
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Stryke and UT: please don't :( :( :( :( :(
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What IS it with you people lately?