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Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Splinter on June 04, 2004, 10:35:15 am: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62054&item=8107675670&rd=1

:lol: PWN3D! :thepimp:
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: J3Vr6 on June 04, 2004, 10:39:35 am: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is AWESOME!!! There should be more parents like them.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Thorn on June 04, 2004, 10:42:27 am: hahaha... stupid prick got owned....
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on June 04, 2004, 10:43:13 am: Owned
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Fineus on June 04, 2004, 10:47:57 am: That'll teach the little **** not to hide the corkscrew, bottle, bugle and beer. Should've planned better.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Turnsky on June 04, 2004, 11:01:37 am: the image says it all ;)
(http://users.bigpond.net.au/Turnsky/images/0620.JPG)
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on June 04, 2004, 11:01:56 am: DAMN! :lol: That guy completely destroyed that little piece of ****! What a retard :lol:
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: DragonClaw on June 04, 2004, 11:05:37 am: 6' 3" at 13 years old? damn...

Meh, I swear the government puts something in our food to make us short(some pitiful attempt at solving world hunger?) :drevil:
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Rictor on June 04, 2004, 11:06:26 am: Nah, I'de just make him work it off. That way, instead of punishment, you get compensation.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on June 04, 2004, 11:11:01 am: DragonClaw: That's not so strange. I'm at least 6'0" and im not much older than that.

Rictor: Hes gonna get compensation anyway from selling the thinkg, and this way, that idiot learns a lesson. If your gonna do some drinking while your parents are away, DON'T DRINK A $150 BOTTLE OF WINE. Or dont drink at all.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Ghostavo on June 04, 2004, 11:12:45 am: :lol:
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: karajorma on June 04, 2004, 11:13:18 am: Or buy your own damn booze :D
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: pyro-manic on June 04, 2004, 11:13:39 am: Heehee! Little bastard got what he deserved. Now his parents should sell off his other stuff as well - they're still 50-odd dollars down!
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on June 04, 2004, 11:17:41 am: They could've just sold him ¬_¬
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on June 04, 2004, 11:19:01 am: Who would buy him, with that story?
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on June 04, 2004, 11:22:21 am: Some sick bastard always needs a rentboy.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: DragonClaw on June 04, 2004, 11:22:53 am: Quote
Originally posted by Jetmech Jr.
DragonClaw: That's not so strange. I'm at least 6'0" and im not much older than that.

Well, at my high school, the tallest person was 6'5" as a senior(also the star basketball player on our team :p), and he was at least 3 inches taller than most everyone else. The average height was around 5'10". Of course, my school IS small. Call my region tiny or something

I think the dad forgot to add in the cost of condoms... :nervous:
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on June 04, 2004, 11:24:49 am: I suddenly feel short.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Thorn on June 04, 2004, 11:46:41 am: When I was 13 I was 5'8"
I'm now 20 at 6'4"
Then again, she could just be saying he has the attitude of a 13 year old....
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Flipside on June 04, 2004, 12:05:25 pm: I've been 6ft since I was about 14, some countries allow a lot higher percentage of growth hormones they use to make bigger cows and chickens, as well as plants, to get into their food, this growth hormone is why average height has increased by something like 4.5 inches in the last 25 years.

Edit : Oh and haha at the little prick, I suspect his parents paid for the PS2 in the first place, so it hasn't really cost him a penny, what would have been good is to sell something he owned to actually get the money back from him ;)
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Tiara on June 04, 2004, 12:30:10 pm: Quote
That’s right my 13 year old son drank a bottle of Dom Perignon champagne- 1995.

:p Beer I can understand... but Dom Perignon? :lol:
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: pyro-manic on June 04, 2004, 12:46:55 pm: Gets you pissed, innit? Anything fizzy gets you drunk quickly.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Stealth on June 04, 2004, 12:50:20 pm: he probably didn't know what he was drinking
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: kasperl on June 04, 2004, 12:51:00 pm: I'm 16 and at least 6ft4' by now. Not that I have checked in a month or so, but the last check at the hospital a month ago told me I was 1.9 meters, or 6 ft 4.

And yeah, the ****ker got owned, and with good reason too.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: aldo_14 on June 04, 2004, 12:51:47 pm: Genius. :)
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Stealth on June 04, 2004, 12:52:20 pm: damn you guys are all giants.

6'3", 6'4". i'm only 6'2" and i feel short :p
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: aldo_14 on June 04, 2004, 12:56:48 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stealth
damn you guys are all giants.

6'3", 6'4". i'm only 6'2" and i feel short :p

Meh. That's still taller than me, I believe..
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: DragonClaw on June 04, 2004, 12:57:33 pm: Anyone want to hook me up with growth hormone?

I'm only 5'10" :hopping:
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: kasperl on June 04, 2004, 01:02:17 pm: Hey, you try to buy fitting pants when you are 6ft4, on a budget, and thin as a broomstick. (Well, not litterally, but it get's pretty damn close. I'm 62.0KG (11 stone or something))
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: J3Vr6 on June 04, 2004, 01:06:16 pm: u guys all SUCK. You're all too tall!!! What is it with kids these days? 6'4 at age 13? What the hell were u drinking outta momma's titty? Steroids?!

hispanics are normally short, so I'm the tallest in my family (5'9, lol).
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Ghostavo on June 04, 2004, 01:08:11 pm: How much is 1.65 meters in feets? :nervous:
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Thorn on June 04, 2004, 01:11:23 pm: ****. You are skinny. I'm about 91kg (if I did my conversion right, 200lbs)
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: J3Vr6 on June 04, 2004, 01:12:38 pm: u can't be tall and fat? or short and fat?
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Thorn on June 04, 2004, 01:13:40 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ghostavo
How much is 1.65 meters in feets? :nervous:

5'4" or 5'5"
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Ghostavo on June 04, 2004, 01:19:26 pm: F****** s*** you guys are monsters/giants or what? :shaking:
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: kasperl on June 04, 2004, 01:23:14 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ghostavo
How much is 1.65 meters in feets? :nervous:

a foot is 30 cm, an inch is 2,5. So you are 5 foot (1,50 meters) and 6 inch (0,15m). 5'6''
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: kasperl on June 04, 2004, 01:24:23 pm: Quote
Originally posted by J3Vr6
u guys all SUCK. You're all too tall!!! What is it with kids these days? 6'4 at age 13? What the hell were u drinking outta momma's titty? Steroids?!

hispanics are normally short, so I'm the tallest in my family (5'9, lol).

not at age 13, at age 16. At thirtheen, I was before the major growth run (30 cm/1ft in 6 months).
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on June 04, 2004, 01:34:13 pm: I'm 16 and 5'8"

You lot make me sick.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: pyro-manic on June 04, 2004, 01:34:35 pm: Heh, 5 feet 9 here. But at least I can sit comfortably at the cinema :D
My littlest brother is 14. He's about up to my shoulder - pretty normal. However, his mate is a full head taller than me. At 14!!! It's weird. And my other brother is 2 years younger than me, and he's been taller than me since I was 12. He's now 6 feet 3 at the last check. 'tis not right....
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on June 04, 2004, 01:36:56 pm: I'm about as tall now (15) as I was when I was 13.

my little bro's 12 years old and right now he's standing at about 4'5''
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Bri_Dog on June 04, 2004, 02:11:22 pm: Holy **** that page NEEDS to be archived
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: kasperl on June 04, 2004, 02:13:43 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Jetmech Jr.
I'm about as tall now (15) as I was when I was 13.

my little bro's 12 years old and right now he's standing at about 4'5''

Don't worry about growing, the moment you pay for your own clothes, you'll grow like a windows pagefile.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: diamondgeezer on June 04, 2004, 02:18:14 pm: I'm 5' 7" and 80kg. Which is annoying as the Navy's height-weight ratio for aircrew says I ought to be 77kg. I can complete their fitness requirments fine, I'm just too heavily built. Unless I basically become a beanpole, I'm not going to be flying... :mad2:
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on June 04, 2004, 02:19:36 pm: Bastards!

Could they not give you 3kg less fuel?
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: kasperl on June 04, 2004, 02:22:49 pm: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
I'm 5' 7" and 80kg. Which is annoying as the Navy's height-weight ratio for aircrew says I ought to be 77kg. I can complete their fitness requirments fine, I'm just too heavily built. Unless I basically become a beanpole, I'm not going to be flying... :mad2:

That's 1,675m, right? Damn that's short. And then 80 kilo's sounds pretty heavy. How strict is that 77 though? Is it an average, or a max?
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: diamondgeezer on June 04, 2004, 02:32:24 pm: According to our tape measure, I'm 171cm which is 5'7". The weight limit is pretty damn strict. I'm just a stocky ****er, I've got huge great legs which are handy for me cycling and kicking people and ****, but not so good for suqqezing in to a little Harrier cockpit
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Unknown Target on June 04, 2004, 02:33:54 pm: I'm 15, 5'4, 140 pounds, and I'm one of the shortest in my class :D
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: DragonClaw on June 04, 2004, 02:42:26 pm: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
According to our tape measure, I'm 171cm which is 5'7". The weight limit is pretty damn strict. I'm just a stocky ****er, I've got huge great legs which are handy for me cycling and kicking people and ****, but not so good for suqqezing in to a little Harrier cockpit

This is a job for....

...
...

SLIMQUICK!
(http://www.maximuscle-sweden.com/fett/images/slimquick.gif)
:D
too bad the gif is made for white backgrounds...
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on June 04, 2004, 02:43:06 pm: Or wearing VERY tight trousers
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: IceFire on June 04, 2004, 04:07:59 pm: Man you guys are giants...I'm over the average at 5'11" and about half of you are at least 2 inches taller! What the heck do you guys do down there?
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Darkage on June 04, 2004, 04:12:27 pm: I am 175cm thats 5.7" i think. I am small.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: jdjtcagle on June 04, 2004, 04:12:39 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stealth
damn you guys are all giants.

6'3", 6'4". i'm only 6'2" and i feel short :p

I'm 6'2 also :nod:
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Stealth on June 04, 2004, 04:12:58 pm: OK, so what shoe size are all of you?

I'm American shoe size 15
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: diamondgeezer on June 04, 2004, 04:15:52 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Darkage
I am 175cm thats 5.7" i think. I am small.

I don't find that reassuring. But you're not small - this lot are all giants
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Splinter on June 04, 2004, 04:24:10 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stealth
OK, so what shoe size are all of you?

I'm American shoe size 15

your 6'2 with size 15 shoes? your feet are abnormally large :lol:

Sand is 6'3.5 and his shoe size is ony 13 and a half maybe

we have found big foot. :nervous:
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Darkage on June 04, 2004, 04:26:18 pm: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer

I don't find that reassuring. But you're not small - this lot are all giants

I am only 4 cm larger then you dude:wtf:

But they are damn huge

and my shoe size is 43 European size.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Splinter on June 04, 2004, 04:29:08 pm: oh yeah 13 american 48 european
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Zuljin on June 04, 2004, 04:31:59 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Splinter
oh yeah 13 american 48 european

:eek2:
those are not feet, they are ****ing mini ski's (sp?)
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Darkage on June 04, 2004, 04:39:55 pm: Mr. Heineken my g00d friend.

Size comparison.

(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/inferno/darkage/img0034/Pinkpop0136.jpg)

and one just for fun.
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/inferno/darkage/img0034/Pinkpop0159.jpg)
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: DragonClaw on June 04, 2004, 04:55:43 pm: 5'10"
10.5 american shoe size

I suddenly feel... out of place.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Odyssey on June 04, 2004, 04:56:17 pm: [color=cc9900]Speaking of tall people - there's a girl a year below me at school who absolutely dwarfs anyone in the school. She's at least a head taller than me, probably more, and I'm not short. It's ruddy scary.

I'm a nice even 6ft, at 15 years of age. And growth rate slowing. Which I'm rather glad about, seeing as for my intended career one has to be under 6'2". I wanna be short, damnit.[/color]
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Taristin on June 04, 2004, 04:58:24 pm: ...well, since everyone else is...

6'2", size 12US shoes...

Wait until people start posting their weight... :p
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: DragonClaw on June 04, 2004, 05:00:18 pm: OK :D

5'10"
size 10.5 american shoe
117 lbs

and while we're at it

green eyes
dark brown hair
3% body fat (yes, my mom has her own little device :p)

What else? Dick size? That's when things start to get dishonest... :p
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: wEvil on June 04, 2004, 05:01:11 pm: 5'8", Euro 42, 140lb :p

Oh and Hi everyone :D
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Taristin on June 04, 2004, 05:03:43 pm: hey! Where's the :wibbles: beam?

I'm only 4% BF, DC... :p
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Falcon on June 04, 2004, 05:10:06 pm: 6'3"
American shoe size 14
190 lbs
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on June 04, 2004, 05:33:28 pm: How does American shoes size equate to British?
And how does British equate to European, for that matter?
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: wEvil on June 04, 2004, 05:41:26 pm: http://www.dancesport.uk.com/shoes/conchart.htm
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: adwight on June 04, 2004, 05:43:57 pm: Quote
Originally posted by DragonClaw
6' 3" at 13 years old? damn...

Meh, I swear the government puts something in our food to make us short(some pitiful attempt at solving world hunger?) :drevil:

Can you say, lurp?

I'm a decent size for football. I'm about 6'2'' 245 pounds, still growing too.

Size 12 shoes, since this has become a size thread lol.

BTW, there's this 7'2'' girl at my school, she is so freaking tall, heads taller than anyone else.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on June 04, 2004, 05:47:13 pm: Quote
Originally posted by wEvil
http://www.dancesport.uk.com/shoes/conchart.htm

Chars.

Well I take 11-12 depending on the shoe, so that's 46-47 for you crazy European folk.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Taristin on June 04, 2004, 05:50:35 pm: 6'2", 245?! That's what my Dad was at before he started dietting...

I mean, we're the same height, but you've got 100lbs on me...
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Falcon on June 04, 2004, 05:54:24 pm: Maybe hes trying to get into the profession of sumo wrestling.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on June 04, 2004, 05:54:31 pm: Hmm, I wonder how much I weigh...

Mm, 10 stone, whatever that is in pounds/kilos/strange Romulan units.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Knight Templar on June 04, 2004, 08:51:55 pm: I'm with Ghostavo.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: kasperl on June 05, 2004, 02:04:52 am: Ok, here is the full line again, this time with shoe size:
16 years
1.90 meters
62KG
EU size 47
6 ft 4
136.68lbs
9.76323 stone
12 UK
12,5 US
30,5 Japanese
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: kasperl on June 05, 2004, 02:06:49 am: Quote
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Hmm, I wonder how much I weigh...

Mm, 10 stone, whatever that is in pounds/kilos/strange Romulan units.

A stone is what, 5.4KG? It would be somewhere between 50 and 60 kilo's for sure, since I don't know the exact conversion factor.
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Singh on June 05, 2004, 02:17:16 am: Parents - 1 kids - 0 indeed!!!
O_O
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on June 05, 2004, 04:49:12 am: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl

A stone is what, 5.4KG? It would be somewhere between 50 and 60 kilo's for sure, since I don't know the exact conversion factor.

Well it's 14 pounds, and a pound is 454 grams, so...

Give me a minute

10 stone = 63kg, I think
Title: Hey Ghostavo
Post by: Star Dragon on June 05, 2004, 01:34:54 pm: Lets get some slingshots and take out these behemouths?

33 5'6" 155lbs size 8 1/2 sneaker

VS

The Giants of hard Light! ;7
Title: Parents-1 Kid-0
Post by: Gortef on June 05, 2004, 02:46:50 pm: Hahahaha Owned indeed! :lol: