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Title: Ph34r teh orange belt of d00m™!
Post by: diamondgeezer on June 06, 2004, 11:06:53 am
No more messing about in a white belt for me :D

Sorry about me ugly mug, I'm not the most photogenic of chaps

(http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/saab/images/Karate%20Kid.JPG)
Title: Ph34r teh orange belt of d00m™!
Post by: jdjtcagle on June 06, 2004, 11:11:26 am
:nervous:
I quit at yellow belt :D
Title: Ph34r teh orange belt of d00m™!
Post by: Admiral LSD on June 06, 2004, 11:17:31 am
"After morning meditation, a three bean salad and six hours of yoga I can chop a bus in half...

...sometimes."
Title: Ph34r teh orange belt of d00m™!
Post by: Stealth on June 06, 2004, 01:52:11 pm
nice, nice.
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Post by: Fineus on June 06, 2004, 02:04:16 pm
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Originally posted by Admiral LSD
"After morning meditation, a three bean salad and six hours of yoga I can chop a bus in half...

...sometimes."

Todays "appropriate and well placed joke award" goes to you :nod:
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 06, 2004, 02:12:45 pm
What belt do you need to have before you learn how to walk on walls?
Title: Ph34r teh orange belt of d00m™!
Post by: Zuljin on June 06, 2004, 02:21:45 pm
nice :)

btw, what martial arts are you practicing?
from the stance and position I would say Karate, but I'm not totally sure.

KT: :lol:
Title: Ph34r teh orange belt of d00m™!
Post by: diamondgeezer on June 06, 2004, 02:38:36 pm
Shokotan Karate

*down, down+forward, forward, punch*

HADOKEN!

(http://www.8bitjoystick.com/archives/photos/KenStreetFighter2.gif)
Title: Ph34r teh orange belt of d00m™!
Post by: Zuljin on June 06, 2004, 02:42:55 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Shokotan Karate

*down, down+forward, forward, punch*

HADOKEN!

(http://www.8bitjoystick.com/archives/photos/KenStreetFighter2.gif)


hehe :lol:

I practiced Shotokan Karate too for a couple of years, got the second blue belt :)
...and then I quit :o
Damn my poor financial income. It was quite fun too
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Post by: redsniper on June 06, 2004, 04:23:25 pm
I took tae kwon do up till blue belt, then Real Life got in the way :(
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Post by: übermetroid on June 07, 2004, 01:57:42 am
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Shokotan Karate

*down, down+forward, forward, punch*

HADOKEN!

(http://www.8bitjoystick.com/archives/photos/KenStreetFighter2.gif)


I have a black belt in that!
Title: Ph34r teh orange belt of d00m™!
Post by: Nico on June 07, 2004, 02:10:09 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
What belt do you need to have before you learn how to walk on walls?


Mithril belt. Damn hard to get, you have to extract the raw material from fantasy books. Also gives HP+5 and DEX+5
Very neat.
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 07, 2004, 02:19:09 am
As long as it doesn't boslter stealth. "Ability to see hidden objects easier" my ass. What a waste...
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Post by: Setekh on June 07, 2004, 04:57:24 am
You look you're ready to kick some ass. Congratulations. ;)
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Post by: Gortef on June 07, 2004, 07:22:33 am
Nice! Congratulations ^^
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Post by: Kazan on June 07, 2004, 09:14:20 am
i outrank you
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Post by: Stealth on June 07, 2004, 03:41:15 pm
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
As long as it doesn't boslter stealth. "Ability to see hidden objects easier" my ass. What a waste...


what?
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Post by: diamondgeezer on June 07, 2004, 03:43:03 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Kazan
i outrank you

Now, my housemate's one of those people who's always better than everyone at everything. You two ought to meet, you could compare egos
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Post by: Stealth on June 07, 2004, 03:43:47 pm
lol
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Post by: Kazan on June 07, 2004, 03:43:53 pm
DG: I'm teasing dude, take a ****ing chill pill
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Post by: diamondgeezer on June 07, 2004, 03:45:22 pm
It's hard to tell with you, what with you being better than everyone else
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Post by: Kazan on June 07, 2004, 04:25:38 pm
[edit]

nevermind, not responding to atangonistic remarks
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on June 07, 2004, 04:27:01 pm
Awww, you're no fun
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 07, 2004, 06:37:25 pm
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Originally posted by Stealth


what?


You arrogant dolt. You don't have the market on the word.
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Post by: Stealth on June 07, 2004, 09:26:50 pm
yeah i know ;)

OK so what were you saying about "seeing hidden objects"? i didn't quite catch that
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Post by: Tiara on June 09, 2004, 03:15:22 pm
Congrats, DG :):yes:. Just a few more belts and you've reached my level :p (yeah, I'm arrogant too but at least I admit it :D)

No seriously, good job :D Keep up the good work!
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Post by: Sandwich on June 09, 2004, 04:17:49 pm
My dad used to teach at a dojo. But that's the only martial arts claim I can come close to making. ;) I'm just too big to be fast. :p
Title: Ph34r teh orange belt of d00m™!
Post by: diamondgeezer on June 09, 2004, 04:30:40 pm
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Originally posted by Tiara
Congrats, DG :):yes:. Just a few more belts and you've reached my level  

:shaking:

You know what really scares me? It's the school girls at the dojo in purple belts that would probly kick my arse...

Oh, and thanks. Course now I've got to move back down to London so I won't even get to start the intermediate class... I'll have to find a new club :sigh:
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Post by: USS Alexander on June 09, 2004, 06:21:11 pm
You should try jeet-kun-do aka shaolin kung fu, thats what i'm doing now as muay thai is getting boring.

that must be one of the most stamina asking sports out there:shaking: and i'm a smoker...:lol: my trainer always say that i'm lazy if i'm tyred after 5 min.
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Post by: Ghostavo on June 09, 2004, 06:32:47 pm
I wish they had Kendo here :doubt:
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Post by: USS Alexander on June 09, 2004, 06:41:50 pm
Kapuera looks also cool alot of my friends do it i like the style of it.
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Post by: Kazan on June 09, 2004, 06:44:35 pm
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Originally posted by Sandwich
My dad used to teach at a dojo. But that's the only martial arts claim I can come close to making. ;) I'm just too big to be fast. :p


tell that to a couple big guys i know
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Post by: Grey Wolf on June 09, 2004, 06:54:54 pm
He might just have the wrong muscle structure for speed, with the muscle fibers set up for stamina instead of speed.
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 09, 2004, 07:15:28 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
My dad used to teach at a dojo. But that's the only martial arts claim I can come close to making. ;) I'm just too big to be fast. :p


That's what firearms are for. :)
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Post by: TrashMan on June 09, 2004, 07:36:13 pm
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Originally posted by Nico


Mithril belt. Damn hard to get, you have to extract the raw material from fantasy books. Also gives HP+5 and DEX+5
Very neat.


Bah...that one'ss too shiny... And the ultraviolet belt is better. You can shoot energy balls out of your hands with that one!


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Originally posted by Nico
As long as it doesn't boslter stealth. "Ability to see hidden objects easier" my ass. What a waste...


That's what the infrared belt is for...
"You can run, but you can't hide!":devil:
Title: Ph34r teh orange belt of d00m™!
Post by: diamondgeezer on June 09, 2004, 07:53:11 pm
The Team Laser Explosion belt (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/tle%20club.htm) clearly owns your UV-ball shooting belt, Trash :)
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Post by: Sandwich on June 10, 2004, 12:28:15 am
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
He might just have the wrong muscle structure for speed, with the muscle fibers set up for stamina instead of speed.


HAH! Me?? Stamina??!? :lol:

:p

MY dad was just reminiscing about his karate days yesterday at a party. He recalled seeing how this one black belt there disarmed another blackbelt who had a pistol from 30 feet. :D
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Post by: Knight Templar on June 10, 2004, 02:58:18 am
Well it's not like he would actually shoot him...