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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Knight Templar on June 06, 2004, 05:44:53 pm
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[color=66ff00]If I were an admin I'd post as KT.
Hmmm, colour always gives me away....
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And people complain about the way I do things... :p
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Say, if we are admins - can we say the kind of admins we wish we were?
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*laughs* Brilliant, I love it :nod:
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I hope he didn't spend to much time coming up with that one ;)
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Can you guys just leave it alone? I understand if you feel badly about it but all this *****ing about eachother publically is getting really dull.
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
If I were Admin, I would **** with all Stealth's polls. :thepimp:
Make way for Captain Originality!! :p
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:lol: @ Rictor
Hey, what happened to my arm?
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Oops, is that a subtle hint? :o *loads up request thread*
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Originally posted by Tiara
*COUGH* (http://www.mikeoverbeck.com/osama/diplomacy.html)
:lol:
Fantastic...lets send that to Bush so he can use it as his next amazing military strategy!
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Originally posted by Kalfireth
And people complain about the way I do things... :p
I love the way you admuin stuff:D
I only got 1 or 2 small warnings since i joined so:D
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i'd ban political threads
then rictor and liberator. you know fair and balanced ;)
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I would give more freedoms to the posters, such as the ability to post without being labelled a flamer, rather they are labelled "debaters"
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enforce the rules, weed out morons, yadda, yadda, yadda..
see what other admins say about users.. ;)
custom avatars, yeah..:D
*is an op for an IRC role-playing channel, so from time-to-time, i see my fair share of morons, then kick them :P*
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Originally posted by karajorma
Wouldn't want to be admin unless there's a special "Punch user in the face" admin control :D
's what Kick/ban in IRC is for. ;)
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well from my point of view its good to say that i am glad that some of you aren't admins around here :)
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I would do something I think.
oh I would ban political threads.
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I'd probably do the same thing i did when i was an admin.
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I'd ban everyone with ten-syllable usernames
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I would bring a rain of fire and brimstone upon thee.
oh, wait.... admin
Ah.
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I could always do what I do with my SuperMod Status at NodeWar...
Absolutely nothing.
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Actually, the smartest thing I could probably do, if I were an admin, is to ban myself... so I'd stop hanging out here and actually get a life.
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I said smart, not fun. :p
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:lol:
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Wouldn't want to be admin unless there's a special "Punch user in the face" admin control :D
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Originally posted by Turnsky
's what Kick/ban in IRC is for. ;)
IRC needs a Kick to Death option. Kick just isn't strong enough :D
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You are so banned rictor :lol:
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I was inspired :p by this post by KT:
Of course, if I were Admin...
What would you do as an admin? Would you use your powers for good or for evil?
Me, I'd use my powers to check out the priv forums and do a little "beta testing" of the campaigns. :p ;)
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:lol:
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I'd create world peace, and have everyone come together in a happy song of Kumbayah.
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Evil. Definitely evil.
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I remove those 2/3 Moron Report threads about me in the Staff foru.......err.......*flashy-things everyone*
I'd spread peace and harmony.
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I do not like them,
Spam-I-am.
I do not like
The Admin man.
I would not like him
here or there.
I would not like him
anywhere.
I do not like
The Admin man.
I do not like him,
Spam-I-am.
I so would like him in a box.
I so would like him eaten by a fox.
I so would like to burn his house.
I so would like him to cower, like a mouse.
I so would send him here or there.
I so would lead him everywhere.
I do so hate the Admin man.
I do so hate him, Spam-I-am.
I do not like him,
Spam-I-am.
I do not like
the Admin man.
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[conscience]Kill them. Kill them all.[/conscience]
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I'd use it as an excuse to be a complete twat as and when the mood takes me, and as an excuse to declare myself right when I'm clearly not.
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Originally posted by Drew
I would ban Tin Can
forever
Sounds like a bloody good idea to me.
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Ban everyone and have the forum only for myself :>
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id de admin all other admins and make the boards my own personal playground .... id put in telletubbies and chewie and chewing gum etc :)
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aha. aha. aha. yeah we've already got one retired admin for that.
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If I were a admin
I'd admin in the morning
I'd admin in the evening
all over this land.
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Originally posted by Kalfireth
And people complain about the way I do things... :p
well, who's to say there isn't just such a thread as this running somewhere off in the depths of the private forums?
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What Woulds you do If you wre an admin (oh right, you are)
Thunder: hmmm, thats a toughie. I think I would insert the word "anal sex" in people's posts at random.
Maeglamor: nice approach there Kal, puny mortals 'll never see it coming.
Sandwich: Subtle, true, but what I prefer to do if alter the starting message in a new thread to someting completely unrelated to the thread title.
Styxx: Oh, that explains a lot.
Carl: CARL SMASH! CARL BAN!
Setekh: Oh, good, thank God you found him. Here Carl, c'mere boy, I've got your favourite biscuits..
Ahhh! Down Carl, down ! Bad Shivan!
Yaaarghh, not in the face! Not in face!
Thunder: So thats what a dismembered human arm looks like, I've always wondered.
...say, you wouldn''t mind me kepping it, would ya buddy? Not like you're going to need it.
Setekh: Oh sure, not a problem, I'm only too happy to give up a vital apendage to serve as someone's plaything.
Thunder: Wheeee! I've always wanted one of these.
Setekh: Yes, grand.
Why do I always get stuck with Carl duty anyway?
Maeglamor: Luck of the draw I guess.
Setekh: Twelve times in a row?
Maeglamor: Well, its not a very fair draw. We've got Stryke back there pulling out the names.
Windunner: Did you know he makes just the best chocolate eclairs you've ever tasted? And the way he gets my clothes so clean and spotless.
Sandwich: I know, I know!
We should just go ahead and abduct anon as well, we could always use a second maid.
Windrunner: ...you do realize thats me, right? There is no anon, he's just me screwing around.
and no one's the wiser. Stupid peasants!
muahahahahaha!
hey, you're not recording this, are you?
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Well, since I assume you're all waiting for me to reply:
If I were an admin, I would do as all the other admins say.
Then, when I have them eating out of my hands, and they least expect it...
err.. realistically, I'd probably help out a lot, closing, and moving and smashing and fixing and putting out flame wars left and right... getting things done.:p I procrastinate all undesired things in my life, and I spend gobs of hours here doing nothing but staring at who's online, waiting for activity. :blah:
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w00t! I'm saved!
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If I were Admin, I would **** with all Stealth's polls. :thepimp:
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ALL OF THEM!!!
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Thunder is using it as a back scratcher :D
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I was a mod on my uni's official board... and I was banned for a week for hacking private forums. I'm still a mod.
I love invunerability.
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i think i would remove everyone's acces to internal forums, and tell them that the websites have crashed. Then when they start to rebuild, i'd give it back to em....just make sure i get my admin on arpil fools day.
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What would I do? Hmm... I know, I'd take a custom avatar! :D
Ow, and weed out the wankers and flamers, organizing a constest once in a while (:p) and ofcourse the normal household stuff of moving threads if needed etc. I wouldn't really abuse my powers for the fun of it. I know I at least hate it when admins go ****ing about needlessly :p
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Originally posted by Kalfireth
And people complain about the way I do things... :p
Nah, you're usually the one who agrees with me :p
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Originally posted by Stunaep
I'd create world peace, and have everyone come together in a happy song of Kumbayah.
*COUGH* (http://www.mikeoverbeck.com/osama/diplomacy.html)
:lol:
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:lol: at everyone! Great stuff...
As for me, I dunno. Probably bugger-all, to be honest...
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If I were an admin, I would be happy.
If I were an admin, I would rather delete unwanted posts than closing entire threads.
If I were an admin, I would punish anti-foreigners.
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I would ban Tin Can
forever
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If I were an admin........I wouldn't care, since Im too busy to make use of it :p
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Basically the same as I do as moderator and ircOP. Basically.
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Hehe, on another forum, we had an Admin who tried implementing a forum hack to check whether the poster was drunk while posting. That hack could then be applied to certain members.
Too bad it never got finished 'cause we converted from uBB to phpBB.
:)
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You could cause havoc giving some people wrong avatars and stuff :p
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Originally posted by Drew
I would ban Tin Can
forever
Originally posted by jdjtcagle
Shut the hell up and grow up, he's made an improvement
Yes. That's partially due to the fact he stopped posting much here.
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No telling what I'd do if I had the supreme admin powers. Well okay since you asked.......
Id ban people that I did not like then I'd unban them then I'd ban them again. (I just love torture)
I would then use my powers to send pictures of......
Then I would.......
*Sorry this poster has been shot due to evilness*
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:lol:
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Originally posted by Raa Tor'h
Actually, the smartest thing I could probably do, if I were an admin, is to ban myself... so I'd stop hanging out here and actually get a life.
Now where is the fun in that?
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I would check the request thread more often :nervous:
:D
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I just wasn't sure if you have check it yet, it's been a couple of days :)
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:lol:
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Shut the hell up and grow up, he's made an improvement
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I would start a small organization bent on dominating the wor... er.... :nervous: I would turn the forums into a totalitarian regime ruled by... well... me :D
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I'd give everyone a huge and obnoxious, possibly insulting, personal title, if they deserve it. Big and red is the way to go. Flashing, if possible.
I would also bring my hammer down for those who delightfully derail threads and spam useless HAY GUYZ LOOK I HAVE A DIGITAL WATCH bull**** over threads which have a meaning (see every "release" thread).
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Somebody ban him, please. That was just wrong.
Probably a good reason he's not an admin, too.
Just kidding! Maybe...
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Zing!
Seriously, though, what's the problem with Tin Can? I've never noticed anything, though I haven't been here that long.
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I was an IRCOP, I am a network admin :)
But there's nothing compared to /kill a user or to clear a line on the access server :D
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(http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/aotd/KT/captain-america.jpg)
;7
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no wait, if i was an admin, i'd make a hidden forum, and post the SH1T out of it... therefore i would increase my post count, and everyone would think i was 1337, because i had a high post count
right Knight_Templar?
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They already have one of those, silly.
it's where they sit around the campfire, drinking hot coffee and toasting marshmallows, chatting about new ways to 'interfere and ruin' your threads. Didn't you get the memo?
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vB has a section for altering post counts - we don't need no stinking hidden forums ;)
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the memo about how my thread's back to normal and all those stupid posts you made are deleted (i.e. decreasing your post count)? Yeah. i got that one ;)
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What stupid posts? I see no stupid posts around these parts... only slow posters.
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Now now children (coughs) lets stick to coming up with random and stupid ways to abuse being admins...
..wait, that's wrong isnt it.
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yeah sorry, i'm not as highly tuned as you are when it comes to mass posting ;) :D
after all, you're almost a 14 posts/day poster, and i'm not even an 8! ;)
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no, wait, i see one stupid poster
lol ;) :D
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Which brings us back to the beggining of why I would be such a kickass admin. Perma-bans would be 'fun' again.
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if you didn't catch the hint, i was implying that the "stupid poster" was you...
which brings us back to the beginning of why you wouldn't be such a kickass admin :D :p ;)
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Lucky I'm not the admin, I'd ban the whole lot of you...
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lol yeah i'm just kidding around ;)
cheers KT, cheers Thunder. i'm out
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Actually, I just Changed my mind
I don't want be admin here.
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Stealth: No it doesn't. Having to spell out a joke between three posts hardly makes in funny. You're just being hypocritical... again.
*rapes his wDSL provider*
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I'm kinda surprised no one's been banned for even posting in this thread. Of course. some of the admins have probably been laughing their ***es off, which helps.
(profanity removed by user)
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If I were an admin, I'd fix bob's spelling
:nervous:
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seconded
Not that we don't like your work bob. It's great. But your spelling is atrocious at times
btw, did Maeg really post as KT or is KT just farkin' around.
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[color=66ff00]Wouldn't you like to know.[/color]
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**** you Maeg.
Not ****ing cool.
[color=66ff00]Why?[/color]
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*Attention Whore* :nervous:
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hahahaha . w00t.
awesome Maeg :D :D :D
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[color=66ff00]I know, I know, I'm too much. :)[/color]
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You know... if we joined forces, we could rule as one. Ban him, and together we can rule board, Maeg. Not even Shrike could stop us. IT IS YOUR DESTINY.
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
You know... if we joined forces, we could rule as one. Ban him, and together we can rule board, Maeg. Not even Shrike could stop us. IT IS YOUR DESTINY.
Oooooh, Destiny! -Jolee Bindo
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roflmao.
Adminship is boring.......tempting, but boring. I'd rather not have it......
*inner voice*
yes you do, you know you want to
ummmmm......who said that :nervous:
*inner voice*
com'on man! power!! GRAB IT!!
:nervous: Ok....im starting to scare myself
*moves off and silences inner voice with the music from MC4, Apotheosis
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Neither do I...I'd get all caught up in actually *doing the job* that I'd spend even more time browsing the forums. :nervous:
I don't really want/need the powers anyway. Banning? Eh, don't really hate anyone that much. Locking/deleting threads? I just don't visit 'em. Deleting posts? Only if someone posts something KT would find ...interesting (:p ;))
And as for priv forums, I just need to have my daily dose of novel campaign missions. :D
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Originally posted by Singh
Adminship is boring.......tempting, but boring.
Adminship is really helpful for a solid community. Good adminship, that is. :)
*reads the rest of Singh's post and backs away slowly*
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Originally posted by Windrunner
well from my point of view its good to say that i am glad that some of you aren't admins around here :)
Half of them are only joking. They wouldn't do what they wrote if they really were admins. ;)
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I'm surprised no-one picked up on the fact that I basically admitted to snooping through the Staff forum.
Kudos :yes:
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You honestly believe you're important enough for us to care? :)
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After all the flower and chocolates? Sure.
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And there I was thinking that was our little secret :p
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No, the trip to San Francisco was the secret.
.......Crap!
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So thats where that doll came from...
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No, I got that from RealDoll.com
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how the hell did you pull that off an0n? :p
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First, you apply some lube to your hand.........
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Please stop[/b].
Thankyou.
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me? OK
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That's a legally binding agreement BTW, Stealth
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[color=66ff00]Methinks KT is having a bit of fun with you, I posted as KT once.
Not hard to copy green text afterall.
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You'd be suprised
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a legal agreement? :shaking:
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[COLOR=66ff00]yes, a legal agreement you bastard[/COLOR]
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yeah. shut up
EDIT: wait, now Black_Wolf is an admin!? wtf's going on@?
[COLOR=66ff00]Beats me, all I know is that I've done nothing at all...
- Maeg[/COLOR]
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...lamers... :rolleyes:
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yeah i'm just messing around ;)
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KT's gay
Last edited by Stealth on 06-07-2004 at 10:35 PM
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[COLOR=66ff00]I concur[/COLOR]
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EDIT: Keep it nice Stealth
Last edited by Kalfireth on 06-07-2004 at 10:35 PM
Kal Edit: You fool, admins don't leave "last edited by" marks on the posts they edit. Thats why it's so fun :p
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Originally posted by Anaz
If I were an admin, I'd fix bob's spelling
:nervous:
You're hired.
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Hey, who locked this??
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Hey, who locked this??
kalithund...
thunderkal..
ahh the dude from england locked it.. :p
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It's not that hard... are you all insane?!
:p
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[color=66ff00]Only partially and then only on weekdays ending in 'day'.
BTW will someone else please for the love of God Post in this forum, it's 4:45am here and I feel like I'm speaking to myself.
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Hey, who locked this??
Don't you love it when you don't notice, but it doesn't make a difference? :p
Maeg, I know how you feel. The other night I was up all night doing my software project... except when I was online at 4:45am, this place was buzzing with activity. :nervous: