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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Sandwich on June 07, 2004, 06:40:01 am
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[q]PLEASE DO NOT MESS WITH GRANDMA
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car,
found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her
shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top
of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
the four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could
not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the Police station..
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a
car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses,
curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
AH, SENIOR MOMENTS[/q]
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I love senior citizens. Well spotted. :D
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*winces*
Ouch. Accidental car-jacking by the elderly.
*laughs wildly*
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Truly, the cops in the station at this moment must have laughed something fierce. Wonder if she apologized to the four men.
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I believe she did since no charges were filed
Hahahaha :lol:
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ROFLMAO :D owww man this is a screamer :D can just picture this in my mind...what a hoot....!
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Are YOU kidding the embarressment factor is astronomical!
No dount this made the local paper adn TV stations... ;7