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Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Tiara on June 17, 2004, 03:48:59 am

When are you going to die? :drevil:

http://www.deathclock.com/

I'll be around till Friday, July 22, 2072 :D I'm gonna be 91 years old :p

And according to this (http://www.deathclock.com/obits.cfm?load=3) Bush will die in 2014! YAY! And Al Gore 2 years later :p

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Gloriano on June 17, 2004, 04:03:48 am

I'll be around until Saturday, August 31, 2075
i gonna be 98 years old:p

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Bobboau on June 17, 2004, 04:06:37 am

oh, my god, I remember this from before we even had AOL

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on June 17, 2004, 04:09:01 am

I WILL outlive most of you :p

Thursday, Febuary 14, 1986

I'll be about 97 years old.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on June 17, 2004, 04:09:14 am

Thursday, June 24, 2055, which ain't so bad.....i'll be 89

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Zuljin on June 17, 2004, 05:17:51 am

January 21st 2081....:nervous:

edit: the thing is almost completely random though, just keep pressing the button until you get a desireable death year :p

http://community.sparknotes.com/death/
Another death test, takes a bit longer but it's more fun in a way :p

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Flipside on June 17, 2004, 06:01:04 am

August 2059 :)

That'll make me 85... not bad :)

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Gortef on June 17, 2004, 06:22:59 am

Saturday, September 17, 2072

I'll be... err... 92... w00t

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Lightspeed on June 17, 2004, 06:39:54 am

Thursday, July 27, 2045.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Ashrak on June 17, 2004, 07:01:27 am

i have no idea how to convert into feet and lbs :/

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Tiara on June 17, 2004, 07:03:25 am

www.google.com :D Google is your friend!

Just type 'X kg to lbs' and 'X meter to feet'

:D

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Grim Divine on June 17, 2004, 07:11:18 am

1 April 2067  
buhaha.....:)

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: ARothers on June 17, 2004, 07:32:02 am

Mines on a Wednesday, I hate Wednesdays...

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Singh on June 17, 2004, 07:38:00 am

Wednesday, December 4, 2058

73 years old....just short of my 74th birthday though :P

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: an0n on June 17, 2004, 08:10:37 am

Sunday, February 18, 2035

****.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: kasperl on June 17, 2004, 08:16:10 am

Wednesday, August 23, 2045

That'll make me, 57. WTF? I don't smoke, my BMI is below 25 (14 according to the site, 16 when I checked it myself.). WTF?

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: J3Vr6 on June 17, 2004, 08:20:59 am

I'm croaking, Friday, September 19, 2042.  

I'll be 66... damn.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Lightspeed on June 17, 2004, 08:26:16 am

Quote

Originally posted by kasperl
Wednesday, August 23, 2045

That'll make me, 57. WTF? I don't smoke, my BMI is below 25 (14 according to the site, 16 when I checked it myself.). WTF?

I'm supposedly dying in 2045 too. And my BMI is ~13,5. So it doesnt really seem connected to that.

(And no, I don't smoke)

I don't think I'll make it as far as 2045 tho :D

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: adwight on June 17, 2004, 08:29:03 am

January 24, 2062

74 years old, and this is after telling me that I'm obese, WTF? 6' 0'' 240 is not fat if you lift weights a lot like i do, i'm big, but not fat at all, stupid ass thing.
'

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: aldo_14 on June 17, 2004, 08:37:04 am

Thursday, June 15, 2056 (76).  

Although I live another 14 years if I become optimistic......die in 2019 if i'm sadistic, and in 2034 if I'm pessimistic.  Yet smoking or not has no difference.................

Oh, yeah - I like the bollocks ads for life extension drugs linked on that page.  Very subtle.*


That's sarcasm bytheway

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Lightspeed on June 17, 2004, 08:37:17 am

I'm wayyyyyyy under-weighted.

Who cares. As long as you can live about normally, it can't be that bad that it affects your health that much.

-edit: Now I know why I'm dying so early. 'tis probably down to the 'pessimistic' bit too :blah:

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: kasperl on June 17, 2004, 08:39:08 am

LS: yeah, I think so too.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Tiara on June 17, 2004, 09:00:52 am

Quote

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I'm wayyyyyyy under-weighted.

You can say that again... :blah: 19 is the lowest 'average' BMI figure. 13.5 is extremely low.

As a note: BMI 19 -> Length: 1.4732 meter, weight: 45.5 kg.

Eh, I just checked the childrens chart and it's not even on there. It only goes down to 15... BMI of 15 would mean you should be 8.5 kg and 73.7 cm...

You sure you didn't make a mistake somewhere? :p

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: kasperl on June 17, 2004, 09:15:49 am

BMI:
Body mass (KG)
Bodylength (m) ^2

I weigh 62KG and am 1,90 meters (minimum, haven't checked the last month or so, and if you see how much food I stow, I am growing again)

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Tiara on June 17, 2004, 09:19:03 am

So, you have a BMI of 17.54. That's on the border of unhealthy Kas. I suggest you at least try to gain some weight. 19 is the lowest average.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Bobboau on June 17, 2004, 09:30:31 am

my BMI is in the 26`27 range (guessing my weight to be between 180 and 190), is that healthy?

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Andreas on June 17, 2004, 09:34:52 am

It was a major pain in the ass to convert all that bloody cm>Ft & In, but I hope I got it right; 177 cm>5'9.  I weight an amazing 128 Lbs. That's 58 kg? BMI being 19. So...

15.May 2062
So, 74 years old.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: aldo_14 on June 17, 2004, 09:37:56 am

Quote

Originally posted by Bobboau
my BMI is in the 26`27 range (guessing my weight to be between 180 and 190), is that healthy?

Not sure - my BMI is about 23-24, I think that's about bang in the middle of 'average'.  I think 26-27 would be, tho.

(I'm guessing my height, plus my weight tends to fluctate by about half a stone)

BMI is pretty useless, though, because it doesn't account for muscle mass vs fat.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: kasperl on June 17, 2004, 09:53:43 am

Quote

Originally posted by Tiara
So, you have a BMI of 17.54. That's on the border of unhealthy Kas. I suggest you at least try to gain some weight. 19 is the lowest average.

Daily intake of food:

2 slices of brown bread for breakfast
14 slices during the day at school
Sometimes a bag of patato(sp?) chips
Sometimes (once, twice a week) a medium portion of fries.
Another bunch of bread when I get home. (Aproxx 6 to 8)
Dinner, according to package labels, dinner for 2 by myself.
Another 6 to 8 slices of bread, or a bowl of salad (most people would call it a serving bowl)

Daily excersise:
12 KM riding to school.
Walking around in school.
12  KM riding back to my home.
Typing a lot.

If I eat any more I will be chewing alll day, and we aren't allowed to eat in class.....

EDIT: Oh yes, extremely slim build. I mean so slim I need to search for hours to get a pair of jeans not falling of my hips the moment I move.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Tiara on June 17, 2004, 09:56:56 am

Quote

Originally posted by kasperl


Daily intake of food:

2 slices of brown bread for breakfast
14 slices during the day at school
Sometimes a bag of patato(sp?) chips
Sometimes (once, twice a week) a medium portion of fries.
Another bunch of bread when I get home. (Aproxx 6 to 8)
Dinner, according to package labels, dinner for 2 by myself.
Another 6 to 8 slices of bread, or a bowl of salad (most people would call it a serving bowl)

Daily excersise:
12 KM riding to school.
Walking around in school.
12  KM riding back to my home.
Typing a lot.

If I eat any more I will be chewing alll day, and we aren't allowed to eat in class.....

EDIT: Oh yes, extremely slim build. I mean so slim I need to search for hours to get a pair of jeans not falling of my hips the moment I move.

Odd... Well, your bones will probably also be lighter then the average guy then.

:lol: @ daily excercises. 'Typing a lot'? :p

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: kasperl on June 17, 2004, 10:04:19 am

More to demonstrate my complete lack of any serious excersise.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: delta_7890 on June 17, 2004, 10:22:30 am

Friday, May 24, 2041

<<

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Corsair on June 17, 2004, 11:16:46 am

Thursday, January 17, 2075

and a BMI of 22.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Gank on June 17, 2004, 12:44:47 pm

2053 at the age of 74
BMI was 26 , says thats overweight but I have a 32 inch waist :doubt:

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on June 17, 2004, 12:51:56 pm

Thursday, April 28, 2061

I'll be 74, apparently

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Gank on June 17, 2004, 12:52:53 pm

Quote

Originally posted by kasperl
Daily intake of food:

2 slices of brown bread for breakfast
14 slices during the day at school
Sometimes a bag of patato(sp?) chips
Sometimes (once, twice a week) a medium portion of fries.
Another bunch of bread when I get home. (Aproxx 6 to 8)
Dinner, according to package labels, dinner for 2 by myself.
Another 6 to 8 slices of bread, or a bowl of salad (most people would call it a serving bowl)

More protein in your diet, 1 and a half to  2 grams a day per pound of body weight and double that for carbs

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Flipside on June 17, 2004, 12:57:42 pm

Agreed, you are getting a hell of a lot of wholemeal each day, people could probably set their watches with you ;) Go for Eggs, Milk, other Dairy Products, also, I'd suggest taking some multi-vits once a day, the effect is minimal, but it does help make sure you are getting anything you missed ;)

If you are concerned about your build, try some high protein drinks like Build-Up or the like, but a word of warning, they taste like poo, regardless of what flavour it says on the pack ;)

And, to everybody, avoid the Atkins, it's a killer, and I mean that.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: kasperl on June 17, 2004, 01:14:15 pm

Note: I cannot have any sugar or sweeteners, bar cooked in apple juice and tiny amounts of maple syrup.

As for eating more eggs, well, in the weekends I do have an eggg for breakfast, and my mom cooks with eggs quite some times as well.
Milk, well, I can't really stand the stuff. And in winter I generally pack cheese on my bread, but not in the summer because, well, after sitting 5 hours in a lunchbox at 25 to 30 degrees centigrade, you know it won't  look or taste appealing.

And I am not concerned about my built, just slightly annoyed when shopping for clothing, pants, to be exact.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Fractux on June 17, 2004, 01:15:36 pm

For me:

Sadistic mode always returns: Saturday, June 15, 2019
Normal mode always returs : Wednesday, June 14, 2056
Pessimistic varies betweet: 2033 - 2041
Optimistic varies betweet: 2066 - 2081

Fun Fun  :)

Now, back to work... :ick:

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Martinus on June 17, 2004, 01:18:00 pm

[color=66ff00]2029, august 3rd, between 4 and 5 pm GMT. I'll be 50.

I'm skydiving 'unaided' (i.e. no parachute) into a large demolition site just as the plunger is pressed. Go with a bang while I'm still on top of my game. ;)
[/color]

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: kasperl on June 17, 2004, 01:18:55 pm

Oh yes, I do take vitamin C tablets. It kinda helps, but the moment I feel good enough to quit, I will.  Anything I can't get through a head of letttuce with some other greens a day isn't worth the cancer risk.

And even if cancer wasn't an issue, the taste, man, the taste.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Darkage on June 17, 2004, 01:42:24 pm

Thursday, March 28, 2075


I'll be 91 then:D


Sister: Thursday, August 26, 2060

She will be 55 then:D


Dad: Friday, July 12, 2024

he'll be 77 years old then:)

Mom: Wednesday, March 25, 2026

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Grey Wolf on June 17, 2004, 02:09:01 pm

You guys realize that that site doesn't take BMI into account? I can change it back and forth between <25 and >45 and it still comes out at being February 6, 2061.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Unknown Target on June 17, 2004, 02:43:35 pm

Does anyone else here think that the BMI thing is complete bull****?
There is no way I'm overweight, yet that thing tells me I am (5'3.5'' and 140 pounds=BMI of 25, that's not overweight for a male).

EDIT: Anyway, I'm gonna die on Tuesday, October 1, 2047. Or Saturday, September 26, 2037. Or even Wednesday, October 24, 2046. :rolleyes:

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Mr. Vega on June 17, 2004, 02:54:19 pm

I am Sorry, but your time has expired!
        Have a nice day. (http://www.deathclock.com/dw.cfm?Day=6&Month=9&Year=1971&Sex=Male&Mode=Sadistic&bmi=+45&smoker=0)

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Grey Wolf on June 17, 2004, 03:03:16 pm

A BMI of 25 is on the upper end of average, IIRC. 26-29 is overweight, 30+ is obese.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Knight Templar on June 17, 2004, 03:15:14 pm

2062

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Liberator on June 17, 2004, 03:19:56 pm

Saturday, March 1, 2064

I'll be 86.

This is all assuming they don't come up with Anti-Aging nanobots that periodically remove/restore the chemicals that accumulate/deplete as a part of the aging process.  Then I'll live to 2098 to the ripe old age of 124.  Which, according to certain passages in Genesis, is the maximum operational span for a human.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Grey Wolf on June 17, 2004, 03:28:18 pm

You're lucky I can't dispute that. Jeanne Louise Calment lived about 550 days too short.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: vyper on June 17, 2004, 03:49:15 pm

I did this a while ago - gonna die 2050 something... 'least I'll see man build supercomputers that take over the world or something...

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Eishtmo on June 17, 2004, 07:11:52 pm

Quote

Originally posted by Jetmech Jr.
I WILL outlive most of you :p

Thursday, Febuary 14, 1986

I'll be about 97 years old.

You realize, I assume, that if you'll die in 1986, you will have been dead for 18 years now, right?

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: adwight on June 17, 2004, 10:01:30 pm

Quote

Originally posted by kasperl


Daily intake of food:

2 slices of brown bread for breakfast
14 slices during the day at school
Sometimes a bag of patato(sp?) chips
Sometimes (once, twice a week) a medium portion of fries.
Another bunch of bread when I get home. (Aproxx 6 to 8)
Dinner, according to package labels, dinner for 2 by myself.
Another 6 to 8 slices of bread, or a bowl of salad (most people would call it a serving bowl)

Daily excersise:
12 KM riding to school.
Walking around in school.
12  KM riding back to my home.
Typing a lot.

If I eat any more I will be chewing alll day, and we aren't allowed to eat in class.....

EDIT: Oh yes, extremely slim build. I mean so slim I need to search for hours to get a pair of jeans not falling of my hips the moment I move.

Eat some meat, it'll get rid of a skin and bones look.  I mean, that's like 20 slices of bread per day, fit some meat in there.

EDIT:  Whoops, didn't see that u were eating brown bread.  Get some white bread in there to get carbs, and eat meat more!

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: demon442 on June 17, 2004, 10:20:54 pm

Friday, April 30, 2060

Aww....only 74?  I was hoping to become god someday too...:(

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: kasperl on June 18, 2004, 10:05:11 am

Quote

Originally posted by adwight


Eat some meat, it'll get rid of a skin and bones look.  I mean, that's like 20 slices of bread per day, fit some meat in there.

EDIT:  Whoops, didn't see that u were eating brown bread.  Get some white bread in there to get carbs, and eat meat more!

White bread gives me constipation, and I'd have to eat about 2 loafs a day to keep going. As for eating meat, dinner generally includes meat, and in winter I generally take cheese/meat on my bread.

And the evening meal is generally sliced meat on bread.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: vyper on June 18, 2004, 10:08:14 am

Thats a lotta dough.



;)

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Taristin on June 18, 2004, 10:12:25 am

Thursday, June 27, 2058 ?  Nooo..

Oh. BAh, it's all based on your outlook, pessemistic cuts 20 years, sadistic takes another 10, but optimistic makes it Tuesday, August 9, 2078

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Unknown Target on June 18, 2004, 10:12:43 am

Quote

Originally posted by kasperl


White bread gives me constipation, and I'd have to eat about 2 loafs a day to keep going. As for eating meat, dinner generally includes meat, and in winter I generally take cheese/meat on my bread.

And the evening meal is generally sliced meat on bread.

Vitamin suppliments might help, and you might be able to eat them with the white bread to avoid the constipation.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: neo_hermes on June 18, 2004, 02:24:04 pm

July 22, 2069 ....i die on a monday....WOO...

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Lightspeed on June 18, 2004, 04:16:17 pm

Quote

Originally posted by Tiara

You can say that again... :blah: 19 is the lowest 'average' BMI figure. 13.5 is extremely low.

As a note: BMI 19 -> Length: 1.4732 meter, weight: 45.5 kg.

Eh, I just checked the childrens chart and it's not even on there. It only goes down to 15... BMI of 15 would mean you should be 8.5 kg and 73.7 cm...

You sure you didn't make a mistake somewhere? :p

Well, 1m ~90cm, weight: ~49 kg.

Spits out something around 13.5-14.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Tiara on June 18, 2004, 04:44:26 pm

You guys have serious weight problems. I mean, that borders on the verge of the weight of anorexic patients. :wtf:

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Flipside on June 18, 2004, 05:00:32 pm

Hmmmmmmmmmm BMI of 22 for me, not too bad, 6ft, 11.5st :)

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Lightspeed on June 18, 2004, 05:41:03 pm

Quote

Originally posted by Tiara
You guys have serious weight problems. I mean, that borders on the verge of the weight of anorexic patients. :wtf:

I know. Technically I shouldnt be able to feel as good as I do :p
'cept for a terribly low blood pressure I dont have any problems worth mentioning.

The underweight is not something I can do anything against though - musta be the genes or something, as my whole family has that kind of tendency (though I am the one who's most extreme).

The ironic thing is, theres barely any time during the day i'm not eating anything. And yes, this includes a lot of meat, fast food (mmmhhh burgers) and cakes. So, yes, i'm happy with my weight. It's not like I have any problems with it, and I can eat everything I want, anytime I want (without gaining any weight at all). A bit more wouldnt be bad, but I guess that's gonna come with the years anyway. ;)

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Taristin on June 18, 2004, 09:48:01 pm

Me has BMI of 19

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: kasperl on June 19, 2004, 05:41:47 am

Quote

Originally posted by Tiara
You guys have serious weight problems. I mean, that borders on the verge of the weight of anorexic patients. :wtf:

T: note that teenagers growing are specificly known for being beanstalks but still bottomless pits for food.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Tiara on June 19, 2004, 05:59:18 am

Yeah, but 49kg and 1.90 meters!? That's just absurd in my book. If my kid would ever reach that I'd force feed him baking oil :p

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: kasperl on June 19, 2004, 06:34:08 am

OK, that is a bit thin. I am 60KG and 1.90 meters, which already is really skinny.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Setekh on June 19, 2004, 07:01:46 am

Kas, you're a (slender) giant. 1.9m... that's a full head taller than me. :nervous:

I apparently last till 2070. I guess hanging around for 2335 was a bit too optimistic. ;)

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Tiara on June 19, 2004, 07:14:12 am

Quote

Originally posted by Setekh

I apparently last till 2070. I guess hanging around for 2335 was a bit too optimistic. ;)

If genetic engeneering is endorsed, who knows? :D

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Lightspeed on June 19, 2004, 08:02:33 am

Quote

Originally posted by Tiara
Yeah, but 49kg and 1.90 meters!? That's just absurd in my book. If my kid would ever reach that I'd force feed him baking oil :p

that wouldnt change a thing though.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: jdjtcagle on June 19, 2004, 01:14:37 pm

Thursday, December 9, 2083

Died at 93... :D

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: jdjtcagle on June 19, 2004, 01:15:42 pm

Quote

Originally posted by Tiara

If genetic engeneering is endorsed, who knows? :D

Or bicentineal man's organs... ;)

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Krackers87 on June 20, 2004, 06:55:49 pm

Ill be dying when im 74, Sept 6 2061

Pretty cool, considerin that i accident prone.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Gank on June 20, 2004, 07:53:08 pm

Quote

Originally posted by Lightspeed


that wouldnt change a thing though.

A diet of steak, spuds and guiness will bloat you out in no time.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Lightspeed on June 21, 2004, 07:15:19 am

nope.

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Setekh on June 21, 2004, 07:40:57 am

Quote

Originally posted by Gank
A diet of steak

:nervous:

I can testify to the fact, though, that diet isn't always it. I eat mountains of food every day, but I'm still pretty slender. A fair bit of exercise, plus I'm an ectomorph. :D

Title: The Death Clock
Post by: Lightspeed on June 21, 2004, 11:54:29 am

hehe same 'bout the mountains of food, except I don't do any excercise at all.