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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Kosh on December 12, 2005, 11:17:10 pm

Title: China doesn't exist
Post by: Kosh on December 12, 2005, 11:17:10 pm: http://www.djod.co.uk/china/

This guy has way too much time on his hands.

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Over the past 14 years I have been collecting evidence to prove that China, the country famous for rice and high population density, does not exist. Below is a list, with each point containing facts that will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the existence of 'China' is actually an elaborate hoax created by the USA. Read on...

:lol:
Title: Re: China doesn't exist
Post by: vyper on December 12, 2005, 11:18:31 pm: Two words that **** him right up: TEA and OPIUM ;)
Title: Re: China doesn't exist
Post by: redmenace on December 13, 2005, 02:37:35 am: Quote
So what was the whole ‘UK handover of Hong Kong’ thing all about? Simple – after the British single-handedly won World War 2, we told the Americans that we wanted something in return.
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Title: Re: China doesn't exist
Post by: Gortef on December 13, 2005, 05:31:56 am: What... the... hell! :lol:
Title: Re: China doesn't exist
Post by: Rictor on December 13, 2005, 05:37:08 am: Finally someone has the courage to reveal the facts. After all these years of deception and lies, the world must know the truth!
Title: Re: China doesn't exist
Post by: Goober5000 on December 13, 2005, 02:43:39 pm: :lol:
Title: Re: China doesn't exist
Post by: WeatherOp on December 13, 2005, 03:13:37 pm: No, they must exist, someone had to use the Secret weather machine made by Russia, and then used to make Katrina. :lol:
Title: Re: China doesn't exist
Post by: aldo_14 on December 13, 2005, 03:15:44 pm: Quote from: WeatherOp on December 13, 2005, 03:13:37 pm
No, they must exist, someone had to use the Secret weather machine made by Russia, and then used to make Katrina. :lol:

Nay, that was the Yakuza!
Title: Re: China doesn't exist
Post by: kode on December 13, 2005, 03:25:32 pm: I must say the russian mob scares me more than the yakuza does, tho. maybe because it's closer to home.
Title: Re: China doesn't exist
Post by: NGTM-1R on December 13, 2005, 04:10:52 pm: Well, they ought to, as the Yakuza are less willing to whack everyone in sight...
Title: Re: China doesn't exist
Post by: achtung on December 13, 2005, 04:11:33 pm: :lol:
Title: Re: China doesn't exist
Post by: kode on December 13, 2005, 04:38:33 pm: Quote from: ngtm1r on December 13, 2005, 04:10:52 pm
Well, they ought to, as the Yakuza are less willing to whack everyone in sight...

I haven't heard of them trying to break into western europe either.
Title: Re: China doesn't exist
Post by: Corsair on December 13, 2005, 05:12:56 pm: You just got Punk'd! It's actually Hanukkah! Shalom everybody!

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Title: Re: China doesn't exist
Post by: Mongoose on December 13, 2005, 05:22:12 pm: That map wins :lol:
Title: Re: China doesn't exist
Post by: Taristin on December 13, 2005, 06:40:15 pm: I feel offended by the stupidity on that page. o.'.O