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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: KappaWing on December 16, 2005, 04:47:22 pm
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http://www.goodnews.netministries.org/goodnews.html
Go to "Kids in combat" on the left side and follow the links...
This... Is... Scary... :shaking:
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That's possibly one the most disturbing things I've seen for quite a while... :shaking:
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sigh
Poor children
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What...the...?
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Embedded music? He should be stoned to death just for that regardless of whatever else it says on the site.
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Embedded music? He should be stoned to death just for that regardless of whatever else it says on the site.
That, and he changes the status bar
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Guarenteed passage to heaven, for a low, low price. Call now for financing options!
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That site is not a parody, is it...
Once again, I think of the good that could be served with nothing more than a flamethrower and the Internet Death Penalty (http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/I/Internet-Death-Penalty.html).
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That site is not a parody, is it...
Sadly, no
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... the ****? :wtf:
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That was... abnormal.
The ways of the human mind are truly defective.
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David will show you how to...
1 : have an anointed infant ministry
2 : raise your children in God's army and prepare them for the coming revival,
3 : have youngsters become powerful in evangelism and see them operating in spiritual gifts,
4 : turn church wise kids and teens into anointed, passionate warriors for the Lord,
impart this vision to parents, youth pastors, and children's pastors.
... Note the lack of capital letters at the start of each bullet... :nervous:
I'm actually sitting here shaking my head in stunned disbelief that someone could do this to children, I know it happens, but to see it stated so.... casually....
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I...am confused.
And angry, though I don't know why...
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David will show you how to...
1 : have an anointed infant ministry
2 : raise your children in God's army and prepare them for the coming revival,
3 : have youngsters become powerful in evangelism and see them operating in spiritual gifts,
4 : turn church wise kids and teens into anointed, passionate warriors for the Lord,
impart this vision to parents, youth pastors, and children's pastors.
... Note the lack of capital letters at the start of each bullet... :nervous:
It's one big sentence
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Heh, yeah, it's correct, it just looks 'wrong' like that, bullet points need capitals, it's an ease of use thing ;)
Anyway, believe me, his punctuation is waay low on my list of concerns over him...
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He needs to be raped by a thousand grizzly bears. Then, he should be thrown in jail for whatever law includes endagering youth.
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Did I miss what you're all up in arms about?
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http://www.goodnews.netministries.org/goodnews.html
Go to "Kids in combat" on the left side and follow the links...
This... Is... Scary... :shaking:
My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!
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That site is obviously not annointed... :nervous:
t3h c0l0rs!!!
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Guys, can you tell me what the hell is in that page? I'm scared by your replys...
EDIT: Looks like I was freaked about nothing..
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Possibly the raising of another childrens crusade (hey they did better than the ones following a goose!) ... or maybe just a very whacked out guy who thinks that children should be "warriors" of God.
Just wait, there will be Christian gang wars eventually in the US. Youths will fight over who is more pious, and someone (probably me) will have to repeat the immortal line "Too many saviours on my cross".
Dear god I can't even see straight right now I'm that tired.
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I love how they had:
Kids there are a lot of
awesome "animation" and "graphics" inside.
With the "animation" and "graphics" in "s.
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My favorite part is where he threatens kids with Hell. That's commitment.
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He needs to be raped by a thousand grizzly bears. Then, he should be thrown in jail for whatever law includes endagering youth.
Nah...let him be and do it with my support.....in North Korea.
Anyone help me raise the funds for the ticket?
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Did I miss what you're all up in arms about?
You seriously don't see anything wrong with that site?...
Now go back there. Replace 'Lord' with 'Allah.'
Now do you see why fundies are scary?
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You see kids ! God wants us to be warriors, and soldiers. He can turn "wimps into warriors," "chickens into champions," and "dorks into dragon slayers." But for that to happen, you must be dressed in God's full armor.
:lol: :lol: OMG! wimps! If God wanted us to be warriors (like they said *radical*), we would be like the Shivans, except with chainguns and laZor beams sticking out of our fingers/other limbs. Im a Catholic person, but JEEZ, there acting like their battling zombies in a post-apocyaliptic warzone! (uh-oh, I'm saying religons, is that against the law here? :nervous: )
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He needs to be raped by a thousand grizzly bears. Then, he should be thrown in jail for whatever law includes endagering youth.
Nah...let him be and do it with my support.....in North Korea.
Anyone help me raise the funds for the ticket?
Sending him off to North Korea sounds very appealing at the moment.
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Did I miss what you're all up in arms about?
You seriously don't see anything wrong with that site?...
Now go back there. Replace 'Lord' with 'Allah.'
Now do you see why fundies are scary?
Ah... I wasn't sure whether it was the content of the "design" of the site itself. :p
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Ah... I wasn't sure whether it was the content of the "design" of the site itself. :p
It's both
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You see kids ! God wants us to be warriors, and soldiers. He can turn "wimps into warriors," "chickens into champions," and "dorks into dragon slayers." But for that to happen, you must be dressed in God's full armor.
:lol: :lol: OMG! wimps! If God wanted us to be warriors (like they said *radical*), we would be like the Shivans, except with chainguns and laZor beams sticking out of our fingers/other limbs. :nervous: )
Now we need you in a room with Bush and Osama and you can tell them that. Maybe... just maybe they'll then realize the truth of your statement.
...or they might just kill eachother.
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You see kids ! God wants us to be warriors, and soldiers. He can turn "wimps into warriors," "chickens into champions," and "dorks into dragon slayers." But for that to happen, you must be dressed in God's full armor.
:lol: :lol: OMG! wimps! If God wanted us to be warriors (like they said *radical*), we would be like the Shivans, except with chainguns and laZor beams sticking out of our fingers/other limbs. :nervous: )
Now we need you in a room with Bush and Osama and you can tell them that. Maybe... just maybe they'll then realize the truth of your statement.
...or they might just kill eachother.
That could quite an awkward moment.
"oh.... usami bin liner!"
"Ah, alah ni shibab infidel Bush!"
"Er..... thanks for the election video."