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General FreeSpace => FreeSpace Discussion => Topic started by: Charismatic on January 07, 2006, 10:41:01 am
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Ok first il explain. We have had no real discussion in this area for a long time. Nothing but Noob and Noob questions (not that this is bad). So because im missing the 25 pages worth of discussion. So hopefully this will bring back activity and all the discussion experts!
Now for the topic!
Im white. Some are black. In early American history, whites hated blacks. Some didnt. Some fell in love and mixed. Thus well, whatever color it makes (lol). Mixed. This may be a farshot but; Terrans and Vasudans have been close allies (and or at war) for how long now? Id expect that a few people would fall in love or whatever with a Vasudan or vice versa, and mix. Heh. However discusting that is.. it probably was done. Tho we have heard nothing of this in the FS2 world (as it was off topic), im wondering about it.
Do you think its possible? Why, why not?
If so, if anyone can conjure up a pic or 2 of a Vasudan and or Terran, and try to argue where they would do it. Assumeing its a female Vasudan. (Are there female vasudans? I think so..) Could we figure out where the vasudan genitals would be? Or do they not have genitals?
How do vasudans reproduse?
Anyways, this is the topic and i started many questions incase you guys cant find any. Hehe.
DISCUSS!!!
[size8pt]ps: the poll has nothing to do with anything. Just thought id see what option ppl would choose for fun lol.[/size]
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Umm....... Humans of various skin tones can interbreed because we are all the same species. Terrans and Vasudans are not. So no, geneticaly I'd hink it's impossible.
Second off... :wtf:
An on the poll.....:wtf: x2.....
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Interbreeding? Fat chance.
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1) Imagine a vasudan with a human's head, hands, and feet. :lol:
2) I don't think the peeps at :v: get that realistic with their renders\whatever. They probly DO have, gms- those kinda things, but :v: didn't want to include them because they were those kinda things.
3) They do have a female Vasuden. Or at least one that sounds female. Sometimes if you listen to those "you fight like a Vasuden" or "Well make a Vasuden of you yet" it will be in a female voice.
4) Interbreeding between humans is like interbreeding dogs. Otherwise, you could only, umm, 'breed' with people of your exact ethnicity.
5) I'm almost positive that getting a render of a naked Terran male would be considerd both 'Homosexual' and 'pornography'.
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:wtf:
Different species =/= different ethnic groups.
It's like wanting to mate with a fish. It just can't be done :wtf:
:wtf:
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Vasudans and Terrans wouldn't be able to interbreed. For one, they are two different species entirely. For all we know, Vasudans could mate by slapping each other with fish or engaging in fights to the death. Humans don't (AFAIK).
Second, why Vasudan genitals? I'm better off seeing Vasudans kicking ass, not having sex (or fish-slapping).
5) I'm almost positive that getting a render of a naked Terran male would be considerd both 'Homosexual' and 'pornography'.
QFF: corrected by Raa below.
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Actually, there's nothing homosexual about it. Unless you're doing it with the intent to wank to it. Else every time you see yourself naked. OMG GAY! So your QFT is false.
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Oh noes! Post edited. :lol:
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Actually, there's nothing homosexual about it. Unless you're doing it with the intent to wank to it. Else every time you see yourself naked. OMG GAY! So your QFT is false.
Yeah, but what would your parents/roommate/girlfreind/regular freind/police officers/ANYBODY think if they came in and saw you staring at a picture of a naked dude? (and a rather gross naked alien?)
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Which begets another question: Do Vasudans even wear clothes?
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I'm leaving this alone for now, but I have a bad feeling about this thread....
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I'm leaving this alone for now, but I have a bad feeling about this thread....
Heh. I left it open m'self... Didn't wanna seem like I was targetting Ephili's posts here, but... honestly... lol
Also, I figure let the rest of the community state their... err... feelings... on this matter, first. :nervous:
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This thread is hilarious. :D
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Do Vasudans even have genitals? I mean...they're...naked most of the time.
Maybe their stuff is covered, by, like, a little hinged door :D
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If this were the first time I'd seen this type of thread, I'd be deeply disturbed. My only question now is, why?
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We do it now because people apparently equate blacks with Vasudans. (read his post :lol: )
Im white. Some are black. This may be a farshot but; Terrans and Vasudans have been close allies (and or at war) for how long now? Id expect that a few people would fall in love or whatever with a Vasudan or vice versa, and mix.
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If this were the first time I'd seen this type of thread, I'd be deeply disturbed.
Surely the fact that either
a) Someone has felt the need to ask this question twice or
b) More than one person has felt the need to ask this question
should be far more disturbing :p
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please, just STOP ALL OF Y00!!!111!!!-ditty-oneoneoneoneoneoneone!!!
:p
this thread is pure gold :D
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Damn Ephili, your post really is a genuine piece of art.
Wrong forum though ;)
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This thread is hilarious. :D
Not as funny as that Shivan one. :lol:
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This thread is the most wtf since the one about shivan reproduction. *recalls that thread* :shaking:
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And I thought we could sink no lower... (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,28115.0.html)
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I'm leaving this alone for now, but I have a bad feeling about this thread....
Heh. I left it open m'self... Didn't wanna seem like I was targetting Ephili's posts here, but... honestly... lol
Also, I figure let the rest of the community state their... err... feelings... on this matter, first. :nervous:
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here's what i'm feeling: ewwww wtf.
This thread is hilarious. :D
Not as funny as that Shivan one. :lol:
ya got a link? :D
We do it now because people apparently equate blacks with Vasudans. (read his post :lol: )
Im white. Some are black. This may be a farshot but; Terrans and Vasudans have been close allies (and or at war) for how long now? Id expect that a few people would fall in love or whatever with a Vasudan or vice versa, and mix.
about that: umm, that was a stupid post. Whites and blacks are the same people, just different cultures, so that doesn't make them the same as Terrans and Vasudans. Two different types of races does NOT mean that they can mate! jesus christ.
oh, and one more thing, Ephili: if you don't want to become more flamebait like you have every other time, take my advice on these 2 things: learn how to spell, and for god's sake, think before you post.
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no
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Actually, there's nothing homosexual about it. Unless you're doing it with the intent to wank to it. Else every time you see yourself naked. OMG GAY! So your QFT is false.
Yeah, but what would your parents/roommate/girlfreind/regular freind/police officers/ANYBODY think if they came in and saw you staring at a picture of a naked dude? (and a rather gross naked alien?)
Meh i didnt think when i said that part, but i was refering to a body to body comparison, but yeah we dont need the human one lol. We already know whats there.
Cobra: I did think before i posted. What you say makes me the urge to flame you, and im resisting.
I didnt know you people would be so offended at this subject, and i apologize. I dont see why this thread is so funny, or 'stupid' as some said. Care to explain?
And another comment; B5 and a billion other Sci-Fi shows we all watch and love on Tv- Alot of them have inter breeded species. How come your all not like "OMGWTFdumbassoneoneoen!!11!" to that and turn it off?
Bablyon 5, come on, one of the main characters is a human-allien mix, and you are makeing a MOD\Conversion for it for FS2. I dont hear you *****ing them out. Yeah its different, but you get my drift. Its suggested alot on sci fi, which we all love, yet you say im stupid for this suggestion. I dont get it and im asking you all; "Why?"[/color]
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Good point, but they're all vaguely humanoid - Vasudans are barely there. I guess if you really wanted to you could use some sort of combo thing, like humans and klingons, but...it'd be ugly as hell.
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Actually, there's nothing homosexual about it. Unless you're doing it with the intent to wank to it. Else every time you see yourself naked. OMG GAY! So your QFT is false.
Yeah, but what would your parents/roommate/girlfreind/regular freind/police officers/ANYBODY think if they came in and saw you staring at a picture of a naked dude? (and a rather gross naked alien?)
Like I could give two ****s. You people need to care less about what others think, and better yet, leave everyone's business to themselves. If I wan to look at naked male anythings, I will.
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Well, yes, but you're in something of a unique position...
Charismatic: The reason people don't get weirded out by the alien/human mixes are because TV aliens are usually humans (often rather nice looking humans) with bumpy foreheads ro whatever. Vasudans are... not.
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I mean, for god's sake, look at the frickin things, I don't even think they have ankles!
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Well, it was susposed to be a discussion but i see this isnt going far. Sorry for the undiscussed short topic people. I am sorry.
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Actually, there's nothing homosexual about it. Unless you're doing it with the intent to wank to it. Else every time you see yourself naked. OMG GAY! So your QFT is false.
Yeah, but what would your parents/roommate/girlfreind/regular freind/police officers/ANYBODY think if they came in and saw you staring at a picture of a naked dude? (and a rather gross naked alien?)
Meh i didnt think when i said that part, but i was refering to a body to body comparison, but yeah we dont need the human one lol. We already know whats there.
Cobra: I did think before i posted. What you say makes me the urge to flame you, and im resisting.
Go ahead, I'm used to it. Besides, next to any other member in this community, your flame attempts just suck.
I didnt know you people would be so offended at this subject, and i apologize. I dont see why this thread is so funny, or 'stupid' as some said. Care to explain?
Maybe its stupid because this kind of topic has been posted enough to where people are sick of seeing it? And it's funny because...well, I don't know. Ask Raa or another senior member (not referring to age here. :p)
And another comment; B5 and a billion other Sci-Fi shows we all watch and love on Tv- Alot of them have inter breeded species. How come your all not like "OMGWTFdumbassoneoneoen!!11!" to that and turn it off?
Bablyon 5, come on, one of the main characters is a human-allien mix, and you are makeing a MOD\Conversion for it for FS2. I dont hear you *****ing them out. Yeah its different, but you get my drift. Its suggested alot on sci fi, which we all love, yet you say im stupid for this suggestion. I dont get it and im asking you all; "Why?"[/color]
Wanna know why? Try think about this: An alien that has almost the same anatomy, but enough to mate with humans. Ever think of that? Now, I haven't exactly seen B5, but it's the only logical thing.
[EDIT] Bah, 4 other peopel posted while I typed, and the color tags don't seem to work as they should.
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Actually, there's nothing homosexual about it. Unless you're doing it with the intent to wank to it. Else every time you see yourself naked. OMG GAY! So your QFT is false.
Yeah, but what would your parents/roommate/girlfreind/regular freind/police officers/ANYBODY think if they came in and saw you staring at a picture of a naked dude? (and a rather gross naked alien?)
Meh i didnt think when i said that part, but i was refering to a body to body comparison, but yeah we dont need the human one lol. We already know whats there.
Cobra: I did think before i posted. What you say makes me the urge to flame you, and im resisting.
Go ahead, I'm used to it. Besides, next to any other member in this community, your flame attempts just suck.
I didnt know you people would be so offended at this subject, and i apologize. I dont see why this thread is so funny, or 'stupid' as some said. Care to explain?
Maybe its stupid because this kind of topic has been posted enough to where people are sick of seeing it? And it's funny because...well, I don't know. Ask Raa or another senior member (not referring to age here. :p)
And another comment; B5 and a billion other Sci-Fi shows we all watch and love on Tv- Alot of them have inter breeded species. How come your all not like "OMGWTFdumbassoneoneoen!!11!" to that and turn it off?
Bablyon 5, come on, one of the main characters is a human-allien mix, and you are makeing a MOD\Conversion for it for FS2. I dont hear you *****ing them out. Yeah its different, but you get my drift. Its suggested alot on sci fi, which we all love, yet you say im stupid for this suggestion. I dont get it and im asking you all; "Why?"[/color]
Wanna know why? Try think about this: An alien that has almost the same anatomy, but enough to mate with humans. Ever think of that? Now, I haven't exactly seen B5, but it's the only logical thing.
[EDIT] Bah, 4 other peopel posted while I typed, and the color tags don't seem to work as they should.
Cobra, wtf. Im starting to take that as a personal attack man. Back off.
First of all i have been here a good 3 years now. Not once have i seen this topic. Yes the shivan reproduction thread slipped past me, but i dobut this exact topic has been posted enough and sliped past me each time, so much that ppl are sick of it.
As i tried to make clear in my origional post; i conceived that this was a Unique and unasked (recently if at all) question\topic, and so i posted ONLY to get discussion back in General Freespace- for the good of the community.
As i see i have created a unrest and a negitave effect by this topic, and have not suceeded, i Once Again, Apologize. DO i need to get on my hands and knees and beg? Im trying to be civilized and admit i was wrong. Now leave it at that please. Seriously.
~Ephili~
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I can vaguely remember this subject coming up once before. I don't know if it was here, or if it had a separate topic about it...it's such a bizarre topic. I'm pretty sure we've had more threads asking about fs2_open in the last week (5-10) than we've ever had about Terran-Vasudan mating, in the time that HLP's been open (5 years).
Cobra: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,37583.0.html
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Indeed.
Chill out please guys. If the topic has been covered before then just leave it at "I think this has been covered before". No need for personal attacks or for things to get heated here.
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I don't think that there's anything wrong with the topic.
It's just that Ephili's way of presenting it was so original mere mortal men find it hard to digest :)
Which of course, tells more about us than it tells about Eph.
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Not exactly. As I said earlier, I had a bad feeling about this thread. I think had anyone posted a thread about Human/Vasudan mating, we would have got the same reaction, as has been pointed out, most Human/Alien hybrids are simply actors with ridges on their heads, Vasudans have a completely different muscular/skeletal setup, so the outcome would be...unsettling to say the least.
It's not exactly original either, as was pointed out numerous times, there have been several posts about interbreeding between races, and most of them have degenerated into rather.... colourful.... comments.
Also, posting the entire title in CAPS and adding a poll without content sort of pointed people in the direction of silliness in the first place.
IF people can discuss this without personal attacks or silliness (though personally, I can't see much of a discussion rising from it, we know pathetically little of the Vasudans to make any definitive statements) then it would be fine, but if this thread is going to degenerate into name-calling etc, it will be locked.
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Also, posting the entire title in CAPS and adding a poll without content sort of pointed people in the direction of silliness in the first place.
Yes sorry. My fault. I will be carefull to remember not to do it again. Heh.
EDIT: Title fixed; poll locked.
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for all of you vasudan lovers :p
http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,33461.0.html
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That thing is brilliant. I must have missed that thread somehow. :lol:
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And here I'd managed to forget about that thread... :sigh:
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you can thank me later :D :p
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LOL! I remember that LOL. I love it hahaha. That fits this thread perfectly.
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i think i'm gonna ignore you now. (directed at ephili)
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Hmmm... are there any other messed up threads we can link in here for the pleasure of soiling young virgin minds? :lol:
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shut up cobra, i can see that in half a year or more that i've been gone you did nothing but spam this forum...
a pity you still exist...
watsisname, we can only hope so :p
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Hmmm... are there any other messed up threads we can link in here for the pleasure of soiling young virgin minds? :lol:
who says i'm a virgin? :p
j/k.
oh yeah, pece? that wasn't spam, i'm just sick of seeing posts like that.
besides, since when did you start hating me? :wtf:
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shut up cobra, i can see that in half a year or more that i've been gone you did nothing but spam this forum...
a pity you still exist...
watsisname, we can only hope so :p
Im sure you guys can find more lying around somewhere.
EDIT: Quote edited to remove what i put; its for the good of all here. [/color]
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Actually, there's nothing homosexual about it. Unless you're doing it with the intent to wank to it. Else every time you see yourself naked. OMG GAY! So your QFT is false.
Yeah, but what would your parents/roommate/girlfreind/regular freind/police officers/ANYBODY think if they came in and saw you staring at a picture of a naked dude? (and a rather gross naked alien?)
Meh i didnt think when i said that part, but i was refering to a body to body comparison, but yeah we dont need the human one lol. We already know whats there.
Cobra: I did think before i posted. What you say makes me the urge to flame you, and im resisting.
I didnt know you people would be so offended at this subject, and i apologize. I dont see why this thread is so funny, or 'stupid' as some said. Care to explain?
And another comment; B5 and a billion other Sci-Fi shows we all watch and love on Tv- Alot of them have inter breeded species. How come your all not like "OMGWTFdumbassoneoneoen!!11!" to that and turn it off?
Bablyon 5, come on, one of the main characters is a human-allien mix, and you are makeing a MOD\Conversion for it for FS2. I dont hear you *****ing them out. Yeah its different, but you get my drift. Its suggested alot on sci fi, which we all love, yet you say im stupid for this suggestion. I dont get it and im asking you all; "Why?"[/color]
Um, that's not an interbred person, is it (I presume you mean Deleen or whatever her name was; played by Mira Furlan IIRC). There are very simple genetic reasons why a human and alien (etc) can't interbreed (the same reasons as we don't have a sheep-boy, or an ape-girl - unless you have a sudden revelation to make to us....), even assuming compatible physical reproductive...structures. It is, frankly, idiotic to have a naturally interbred human-alien in any sci-fi show.
Zapp: We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And, in the end, is that not what man dreamt of when first he looked up at the stars?
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I knew this would just degenerate into a flame war.
Aliens + humans != hybrid.
Doesn't work. Nope. End of discussion, end of thread.
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And I'll add that it was not locked because of the subject matter or poster. Charismatic altered the title etc when requested and did nothing wrong in my opinion, but it was degenerating into personal comments.