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Title: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Post by: MatthewPapa on January 19, 2006, 05:14:43 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4619764.stm

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News item submitted by 224llbsofCheese.

Parrot squawks on woman's affair

A parrot owner was alerted to his girlfriend's infidelity when his talkative pet let the cat out of the bag by squawking "I love you Gary".
Suzy Collins had been meeting ex-work colleague "Gary" for four months in the Leeds flat she shared with her partner Chris Taylor, according to reports.

Mr Taylor apparently became suspicious after Ziggy croaked "Hiya Gary" when Ms Collins answered her mobile phone.

The parrot also made smooching sounds whenever the name Gary was said on TV.

omg this is so crazy  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Post by: Nuclear1 on January 19, 2006, 05:26:52 pm

Saw this yesterday on NYTimes.com. ***** got what she deserved, and parrots continue to reign as awesome, a happy ending we can all agree on. :lol: :D

Title: Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Post by: Corsair on January 19, 2006, 05:40:15 pm

:lol::wakka:

Title: Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Post by: WMCoolmon on January 19, 2006, 10:32:51 pm

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Ms Collins, 25, said: "I'm not proud of what I did but I'm sure Chris would be the first to admit we were having problems."

:lol: Right, like her being a cheating *****.

Title: Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Post by: kasperl on January 20, 2006, 10:56:58 am

I pity the guy, really. First his girlfriend cheats on him, then he has to sell his parrot because he keeps repeating the name of the guy who she cheated with!

Title: Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Post by: karajorma on January 20, 2006, 11:49:19 am

Why sell the parrot. Just teach it to say the guys name followed by "is a wanker" or something instead :)

Title: Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Post by: an0n on January 20, 2006, 11:53:45 am

He shoulda sold it to some random married woman.

Title: Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Post by: karajorma on January 20, 2006, 11:57:32 am

Or a husband who was looking for grounds for divorce :)

Title: Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Post by: an0n on January 20, 2006, 01:41:00 pm

"Can you please explain to the judge what you witnessed, insofar as it regards to the prenuptual agreement?"
"*squawk* Polly shouldn't be.... *squawk*"

Title: Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on January 21, 2006, 12:50:41 am

Parrot>j00!

Title: Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Post by: Rott3 on January 21, 2006, 04:05:54 am

I wish i had a parrot like that  :nervous:

Title: Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Post by: Wild Fragaria on January 21, 2006, 11:57:58 am

This certainly doesn't happen everyday, to catch your cheating partners with a talking bird.  Which just gave me a money making idea  ;7  I think Kara gave a pretty good suggestion keeping the bird   ;)