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Title: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Polpolion on February 10, 2006, 05:09:29 pm
what would it be? (captin, gunner, janitor ,chef, pilot)


I would man a "terran turret" on a Deimos. One of the ones on the side. Left side.

Either that or man the turret on an Ursa or Medusa.

Either that or the helm.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: aldo_14 on February 10, 2006, 05:12:36 pm
The person who sits at the desk that sits closest to the escape pods.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: starfox on February 10, 2006, 05:20:15 pm
Pilot of the afromentioned escape pod, unless I don't leave, nobody leaves.....
 :lol:

On the other hand, captaining the ship like Hecate has that something, knowing that your ship (unless Alpha 1 is not there) can very well decide the outcome of the battle.

And for the extra bonus:
"All batteries, fire at will" is the command that everybody wants to give...
 :D
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: bfobar on February 10, 2006, 05:22:05 pm
I can tell you some places I would not want to be:

1. Alpha 2, 3, or 4.

2. On any ship in a convoy thats only designated by a greek letter and not a name.

3. On any ship that would be used to scout a new nebula, blockade a new jump node, or investigate strange disappearances in a sector without the resot of the battle group.

4. On an indestructable prototype.

5. On a transport or freighter that may be ordered to dock with something shivan.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: CP5670 on February 10, 2006, 05:29:37 pm
I would be a chef, so I could throw tomatoes at any passing Vasudans who think I'm cooking headz for them.

Seriously though, I would probably fit in well as that scientist in the shield lab movie. 3, 2, 1, mark.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: aldo_14 on February 10, 2006, 06:07:36 pm
Pilot of the afromentioned escape pod, unless I don't leave, nobody leaves.....
 :lol:

On the other hand, captaining the ship like Hecate has that something, knowing that your ship (unless Alpha 1 is not there) can very well decide the outcome of the battle.

And for the extra bonus:
"All batteries, fire at will" is the command that everybody wants to give...
 :D

Never be the captain.  Be the 2nd-in-command; the captain has to go down with the ship, you can pull rank and jump to the front of the queue at the escape pods.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: starfox on February 10, 2006, 06:15:48 pm
Oooops, forgot that golden rule "You command it, you blow to smithereens with it"
Yeah, I guess you're right, being the captain has some bad qualities  :lol:
I think, just about anybody who makes it to the escape pods will do....

Speaking of queue to the escape pods, "Spaceballs" was pretty hilarious....poor Dark Helmet & Co.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: FireCrack on February 10, 2006, 06:31:24 pm
Admiral ofcourse.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: WeatherOp on February 10, 2006, 06:35:20 pm
A well known and rich ship captain in SOL. :p Having bought houses all around the Earth.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 10, 2006, 08:40:38 pm
Janitor.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Taristin on February 10, 2006, 09:43:04 pm
Historian...
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Jal-18 on February 10, 2006, 09:46:40 pm
I agree with bfobar.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: NGTM-1R on February 10, 2006, 09:57:51 pm
One of the director posistions. Nowhere better for the sensual pleasure of seeing your ship's massive BEAMZ!!11! tear stuff up.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Nix on February 11, 2006, 03:29:50 am
If I were on a FS ship I'd like to be the one that commences plasma core insertions. 
If I could BE someone, I would be Admiral Aken Bosch.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: achtung on February 11, 2006, 11:32:30 am
Gunner, or perseus pilot.  Or maybe the head over the department that deals with subspace travel.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: WMCoolmon on February 11, 2006, 01:40:58 pm
Real Estate Agent on an Arcadia in Epsilon Pegasi.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: castor on February 11, 2006, 05:36:08 pm
I'd be a damage control officer :)
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Depth_Charge on February 11, 2006, 07:04:14 pm
Hell i'll take "Bosch" place......  ;7
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Roanoke on February 13, 2006, 12:34:41 pm
Fixing the Chicken Soup Machine. Or painting the outside.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: karajorma on February 13, 2006, 01:00:01 pm
Fixing the Chicken Soup Machine. Or painting the outside.

Well that does mean that you'd be the only one to survive a lethal radiation leak :)
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Flaser on February 13, 2006, 02:38:28 pm
An imagined career:

Mr. Midshipman Flaser - Damage Control Party Leader : GTD Oberon (Orion)
Second Lieutenant Jg. Flaser - Assistan Supply Officer / Assistant Second Astrogator : GTC Deidre (Fenris)
Second Lieutenant Flaser - Supply Officer : GTC Dolores (Leviathan)
First Lieutenant Flaser - Commanding Officer : GTP Hound (Sentinel class - Partolboat)
Commander Flaser - Executive Officer / First Astrogator : GTCv Argus (Deimos)
Captain Flaser - Commanding Officer AKA Captain : GTC Nike (Fenris)
Captain Flaser - Commanding Officer AKA Captain :GTVFr Atreides (Atreides class- Frigate)
Commodore Flaser - Screen Leader : GTVFr Atreides
Commodore Flaser - Flag Captain : GTHc Olympos (Mars class - Heavy Cruiser)
Commodore-Colonel Flaser - Strikeforce Leader : GTVFr Atreides
Rear Admiral Flaser - Flag Captain, Chief of Command Staff : GTVFr Atreides
Rear Admiral Flaser - Captain of the Flag : GTD Invincible (Hecate)

Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: TrashMan on February 13, 2006, 05:48:12 pm
Captain of hte Colossus - of course, I would RUN instead of jsut standing there...

Wait a second..on second thought, captain of any ship that is NOT in Capella. ;7



Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: bfobar on February 13, 2006, 08:18:44 pm
Commander of the 1st fleet headquarters. Then while everyone else is getting trashed by the shivans, I could just hang out and pick up pieces of the Lucifer to steal tech off of and not worry about civil wars and fly down to tahiti in my classicly restored apollo for mai tais on the beach.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: aldo_14 on February 14, 2006, 05:09:03 am
Captain of hte Colossus - of course, I would RUN instead of jsut standing there...

Wait a second..on second thought, captain of any ship that is NOT in Capella. ;7





The Trinity?(!)
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: karajorma on February 14, 2006, 06:25:27 am
Captain of hte Colossus - of course, I would RUN instead of jsut standing there...

Like you're going to get anywhere with you ****ing engines disabled.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: aldo_14 on February 14, 2006, 08:49:40 am
"Quick, get out and push!"
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Woolie Wool on February 14, 2006, 11:20:39 am
Weapons officer. The captain makes the order, but I press the button.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: TrashMan on February 14, 2006, 04:04:22 pm
Like you're going to get anywhere with you ****ing engines disabled.

As long as the jump drive is working...LOL

Why else would command tell Colossus to jump out, even when his engines were disabled?
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: karajorma on February 14, 2006, 04:14:03 pm
Cause the captain of the Colossus wanted to die a heroes death so he kept lying to Command about the state of his ship.

Or cause :v: decided at the last minute to disable the Colossus rather than have it follow the waypoints it's actually assigned and then forgot to change the dialogue.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: aldo_14 on February 14, 2006, 05:37:03 pm
c) Command was accidentally receiving telemetry from the GTVA Colins Stuff, a Birmingham class garbage scow in the Wolf 359 system.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: achtung on February 15, 2006, 12:48:04 pm
Or maybe in the heat of the moment the guy transmitting just screamed for them to jump outta there.  I mean that's what anyone's automatic reaction would be.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Carl on February 15, 2006, 04:14:47 pm
the captain has to go down with the ship

I really don't think that's an actual rule.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: NGTM-1R on February 15, 2006, 04:24:39 pm
Captains are actually among the people it's most critical to save. They're hard to replace.

It makes a noble gesture, to be sure (or more cynically, a nice way of dodging being held accountable), but it hurts more then it helps.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: StratComm on February 15, 2006, 04:30:21 pm
Cause the captain of the Colossus wanted to die a heroes death so he kept lying to Command about the state of his ship.

Or cause :v: decided at the last minute to disable the Colossus rather than have it follow the waypoints it's actually assigned and then forgot to change the dialogue.

Still the most screwed-up mission in all of Freespace from a FREDing and technical standpoint, bar none.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: CP5670 on February 15, 2006, 05:53:42 pm
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Cause the captain of the Colossus wanted to die a heroes death so he kept lying to Command about the state of his ship.

It's not like anyone remembers him anyway. He is nameless and has the same voice as Samsa. And people always talk about why his ship sucks. :D

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Still the most screwed-up mission in all of Freespace from a FREDing and technical standpoint, bar none.

The final mission is a bit weird too. From the event/message names, it looks like they changed around several of the ship names at some point during the mission's development.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Ghost on February 15, 2006, 10:19:15 pm
I vote for flak or beam cannon gunner. Blob turrets are for sissies and old people from FS1.  I also wouldn't mind being Alpha 1. That is always good.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: TrashMan on February 16, 2006, 08:48:40 am
Correct me if I'm wrong, but being disabled doesn't stop a ship from jumping out (I recall FREDing a mission with a disabled ship jumping out..a long time ago)

I'd like a job on the GTD Command's Headquaters. Why?
1. You're allways bpossing other people around
2. You're far away from any danger
3. If you screw up you can allwa blame someone else
4. You can be secretive
5. You don't need a degree to get the job
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: BlackDove on February 16, 2006, 09:01:05 am
SOC GTVI personell on an experimental new science vessel, Erinyes waiting in the fighterbay.

So, that probably means I'd take the pilot job.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: karajorma on February 16, 2006, 03:43:31 pm
Correct me if I'm wrong, but being disabled doesn't stop a ship from jumping out (I recall FREDing a mission with a disabled ship jumping out..a long time ago)


You can FRED a mission where an Argo docks with the Colossus and carries it off into Subspace. It means bugger all in game terms. We never see a ship jump out with disabled engines in the game and it would make you wonder why ships that have been diabled don't jump out rather than waiting to be captured.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: NGTM-1R on February 16, 2006, 04:07:14 pm
True, but it is possible to force a warpout via SEXPs, isn't it?
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: ToecrusherHammerjaw on February 16, 2006, 04:18:55 pm
I'd like to be GTVA archives master.  I like to be in control of a vast wealth of information.  :)

EDIT:  If we already got someone here more qualified for that position, I'll take apprentice.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: karajorma on February 16, 2006, 05:15:45 pm
True, but it is possible to force a warpout via SEXPs, isn't it?

Actually it depends where you put those SEXPs.

If I create an event where I give a ship a warpout goal it will go nowhere if it's disabled. However if I set a ship to jump out in its departure cue it will jump out regardless of whether its drives are damaged or not.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Dark Knight on February 16, 2006, 05:32:08 pm
I would be a chef...

Maybe an ex navy-seal chef on the Bastion, so when the ship gets boarded by the NTF (or Tommy Lee Jones and Chief O'brian) I can single-handedly save the GTVA with nothing but my kitchen knife and Birthday-Cake stripper 'gal.

Undersiege III, it's like Die Hard, but in freespace!

But seriously...

A major share holder in Triton Dynamics  :D I built the Diemos so I get to ride it.

Or

Alpha 1's co-pilot, sit back, let the guy in front win the war and take half the credit come medal-time. Really I'd just be there for moral support and to keep him supplied with Bosch Beer and such.

Or

Intelligence Spook. Mostly it's standing in the corner of the bridge looking moody, occasionally shaking my head to tell the Captain not to do what he's thinking about doing, not because of any real reason, just messing with him. Then, when the brown stuff really hits the spiny thing just commandeer a fighter using my high-level clearance and get the hell out of dodge.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Roanoke on February 17, 2006, 04:38:33 pm
Fixing the Chicken Soup Machine. Or painting the outside.

Well that does mean that you'd be the only one to survive a lethal radiation leak :)

seems it's only you and myself who get the vague RD references...
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: karajorma on February 17, 2006, 04:51:50 pm
Shame that. I would expect a better hit ratio than that on a sci-fi computer game forum.

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves :p
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Goober5000 on February 17, 2006, 05:42:11 pm
It's a British show though, isn't it?  I've never seen it.

(And if you're wondering how I knew what you're talking about, I simply thought of all the sci-fi shows I know of with the abbreviation "RD" and came up with only one. ;))
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: aldo_14 on February 17, 2006, 05:44:57 pm
It's a British show though, isn't it?  I've never seen it.

This is why (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103521/)
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: karajorma on February 17, 2006, 05:50:37 pm
Ah yes. The American pilot of Red Dwarf with Jane "I'll be in Fraiser rather than this **** one day" Leeves
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Flipside on February 17, 2006, 06:15:14 pm
Didn't even realise they made one.

Naaa.. It was one of those series that was utterly dependent on four things...

Chris Barry
Danny John-Jules
Craig Charles
Robert Llewellyn

Edit : And for preference, Norman Lovett
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: aldo_14 on February 17, 2006, 06:21:48 pm
Let's not forget the US remakes of One Foot In the Grave with Bill Crosbie and the god-awful versions of Fawlty Towers - all 3 of them.  American networks need to learn; there's no point copying British comedy if you don't get the joke.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Dark Knight on February 18, 2006, 02:08:22 am
Hey, the office seems to be working.

But as a brit who spent much of thursday watching his seasion 1-to-4 box set of Red Dwarf I think I can clearly state that I got the joke.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Ares III on February 22, 2006, 11:04:55 am
Pilot of an SF Dragon, so long as no Aeolus classes are around.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Dan1 on February 22, 2006, 01:04:11 pm
I would be the guy at command that Issues the orders and comes up with the plans, that way I'd get all the credit for it going right and none of the flack for it going wrong.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Taristin on February 22, 2006, 01:18:07 pm
Let's not forget the US remakes of One Foot In the Grave with Bill Crosbie and the god-awful versions of Fawlty Towers - all 3 of them.  American networks need to learn; there's no point copying British comedy if you don't get the joke.

They used to show Fawlty Towers on PBS at night, with John Cleese.

Loved that show :(
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Akalamanaia on February 22, 2006, 02:00:56 pm
Piloting a Manticore, it is just one sweet fighter.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: KappaWing on February 22, 2006, 03:32:16 pm
Spacecrack dealer.  :pimp:
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: MrBig101 on February 22, 2006, 04:35:50 pm
I would be the one who would ship in Playstation 2's to the crew.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: TrashMan on February 22, 2006, 05:10:38 pm
Captain of hte Yolly Roger...with an guardian flag and BFGreens and ULTRA-AAAf's....
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Flipside on February 22, 2006, 07:49:13 pm
I'd be the guy who checks the release mechanisms on the Escape pods ;)
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: General Freak on February 23, 2006, 12:33:25 pm
Oh, either a janitor or a chef! Everyone knows that it's always those that are bound to become the heroes. Hm, and let's try to ignore Pearl Harbour.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Tyrian on February 23, 2006, 03:48:59 pm
Pilot of an SF Scorpion. 

...Before the GTVA figured out how to damage shields... ;7
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: bfobar on February 23, 2006, 03:50:45 pm
I would take a job as a pegasus pilot as long as command remembered that stealth recon fighters should jump out immediately if detected.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Cobra on February 24, 2006, 03:36:29 pm
I'd be the navigator on a ship, so i could drop it right in the middle of a strike force and take them all by surprise. ;7
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: ShivanSpS on February 24, 2006, 08:01:58 pm
Escape Pods? naaaa, fly a weeeeeeeeeeeakkkkkk and unarmed ship? in the midle of a combat full of Shivans? I prefer to steal an unshielded Apollo which ML-16s from the Bastion Musseun in the mission of collapse the Epsilon Pegasi node, and get out to space in the midle of a rain of bombs and Seraphins which turrents lol!

Now, I whan to be that Command guy of the final mission that say "Capella is turn intro Supernova, RUN", yes its easy to send mensages from Vega lol xD

Something that I not whant to be... None that is on a Fenris or Faustus... common... You are to be crazy to get on that ships that can be easy take out which a few Hornets :P
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: bfobar on February 24, 2006, 08:51:10 pm
If I had to be captain of a ship, I'd choose the deimos. Those things are pretty tough, and with 4 engines, all I have to do is stay of the main firing arc of the destroyers.
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: Cobra on February 25, 2006, 01:01:43 am
shoot beams at the Orion's ass. :D
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: ShivanSpS on February 25, 2006, 11:13:47 am
If I had to be captain of a ship, I'd choose the deimos. Those things are pretty tough, and with 4 engines, all I have to do is stay of the main firing arc of the destroyers.

Becarefull which the Helios on the front :P
Title: Re: If you could have a job on a FS ship...
Post by: bfobar on February 25, 2006, 09:22:31 pm
shoot beams at the Orion's ass. :D

You'd be able to pick out the ship I was a captain of because it would be the one ramming the engines.
"Gunnery control, your signal to fire is when we hit something."