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Title: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Taristin on February 17, 2006, 10:55:27 pm
Should anyone call the number and claim the prize, I hearby add the stipulation that 50% of any positive value profit you gain from this goes to me! >..> All debt remains your own.

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                                                 The National Lottery
                                                  P.O.Box 17,
                                             Kempsford GL7 4WZ
                                                  London.
                                           UNITED KINGDOM
                                         (Customer Services)
                                       Date:17th of February 2006.



FROM:UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
TICKET NUMBER: 74454774
SERIAL NUMBER: 144-66584
BATCH NUMBER : BT-4478474121P
                       
                                                AWARD FINAL NOTIFICATION:
We happily announce to you the draw (#999) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes
International program  held on the 16th  of February 2006. You  were entered as
dependent clients with: SERIAL NUMBER:
144-66584 and Batch number BT-4478474121P.

Your email address attached to the ticket number: 74454774  that drew
the lucky winning numbers:
     
 
Bonus Ball [38] which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match
5 plus bonus.   You have been approved for a payment of
 Â£800,000.00 POUNDS (EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND Pounds Sterling.) in cash credited
to file
reference number: UKL/K5998/U4. This is from a total cash prize of
Eight million pounds shared among the ten international winners in first
categories.

                             
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from 50,000 (Fifty thousand) names of email users around the world, as
part  of our international promotion program. Due to mixed up of some
names and  addresses,we ask that you keep this award personal, till your
claims has been processed and your  funds remitted to you.This is part
of our security measures to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking
advantage of the situation by other participants or impersonators,You
are to contact our accredited agent for your winnings.

Mr.JAMES WINSTON.
UNITED KINGDOM LOTTERY CLAIMS AGENT.
UK NATIONAL LOTTERY SECURITY AGENCY.
E-mail: [email protected]

Tel:+447031821998
Tel:+447023054492
 

 He is your agent, and responsible for the processing and transfer of
your winnings to you. YOUR SECURITY FILE NUMBER IS Z-90237-Y°67/U4
(keep personal) Remember, your winnings must be claimed not later than
(1st of March 2006)

In other to file for your claim,you have to Contact your Lottery Agent with the
following information and fill out this form;


   1.YOUR FULL NAMES:.............................................

   2.SEX:.............................................................. ......
 
   3.AGE......................................................... ............
   
   4.YOUR ADDRESS:...................................................

   5.YOUR COUNTRY:...................................................

   6.NATIONALITY................................................. .........
 
  7.YOUR  FAX:............................................................

   8.HOME PHONE NUMBER :.......................................
   
   9.MOBILE PHONE NUMBER.......................................

   10.OCCUPATION:........................................................

Our Lottery agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release
of your funds as soon as you contact him. You may wish to establish contact via
e-mail with the particulars presented above citing the batch and reference numbers
to this letter.     

N.B: In other to file recieve your winnings, inform your Lottery Agent if you will be able to travel to London to collect your Cheque in person,and you have to provide your travel intinerary stating,your departure date/arrival date and flight details.

2.You can inform your agent to have your claims processed and your Cheque will be couriered to you in your country.
           

Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality,
and press anonymity until the end of proceedings, and beyond where they so desire.
Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of confidentiality until the
end of proceedings to circumvent problems
associated with fraudulent claims. This is part of our precautionary
measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.

Goodluck from me and members of staff of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.



Yours faithfully,
Ms.Shelley Spencer
Online coordinator for UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program.
Copyright © 1994-2006 The UK National Lottery Inc.
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guidelines
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 17, 2006, 10:57:22 pm
You are your international lotteries, RaaTaroRistin. :p
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Taristin on February 17, 2006, 10:58:07 pm
You are your international lotteries, RaaTaroRistin. :p

Taristin



*kicks*
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Roanoke on February 18, 2006, 12:04:12 pm
Bah! Someguys have all the luck!
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: wolfdog on February 18, 2006, 12:49:32 pm
Cool, the national lottery uses yahoo as e-mail service...?  :D


Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Charismatic on February 18, 2006, 06:06:17 pm
So you actually won? And, btw, how much is that in American Dollars ($$)?
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Kie99 on February 18, 2006, 06:18:33 pm
No-one tell him.  Please no-one tell him.
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 18, 2006, 06:30:36 pm
No-one tell him.  Please no-one tell him.

*snickers*

Snn--gggkk--- :lol:
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: WMCoolmon on February 18, 2006, 06:38:02 pm
So you actually won? And, btw, how much is that in American Dollars ($$)?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1389474113486697064
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: aldo_14 on February 18, 2006, 06:38:24 pm
So you actually won? And, btw, how much is that in American Dollars ($$)?

About 37 dollars and 20 cents.
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Taristin on February 18, 2006, 07:09:10 pm
Which means I get 18.60 when aldo goes and collects it for me.
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: aldo_14 on February 18, 2006, 07:20:40 pm
Which means I get 18.60 when aldo goes and collects it for me.

Absolutely.  Like I said, you give me your £800,000 checque and I'll forward you your converted $37.20 minus my comission.  Now, where did I put my yacht?
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Taristin on February 18, 2006, 07:35:03 pm
Pfft. I'm not the assclown in Cali that doesn't want to look up simple informaton. :p I want my 400,000 pounds sterling!
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: aldo_14 on February 18, 2006, 07:57:01 pm
Pfft. I'm not the assclown in Cali that doesn't want to look up simple informaton. :p I want my 400,000 pounds sterling!

Ok.  The problem is that amount of money can only be transferred in the new decimal currency, the Sqwaff.  One sqwaff is worth £100,000.  Unfortunately, due to anti-smuggling regulations, each sqwaff is a bust of the queens head, the size of a large St.Bernards, made of super-dense uranium and weighing a metric tonne, so you'll need to send me a few bob for shipping costs.
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Taristin on February 18, 2006, 08:00:43 pm
hmm. I could probably sell a sqwaff for much more it's face value to an intereted nuclea party... iran...?
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 18, 2006, 08:05:03 pm
Whatever Iran will pay you I'll play double.

As for delivery, I suppose I could lend aldo one of my hassle-free delivery systems.
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: aldo_14 on February 18, 2006, 08:22:37 pm
I told you before, I don't trust those pygmies.  Their hands are too small.
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 18, 2006, 08:54:43 pm
Oh, I know, but they work for peanuts. Can't really afford anything else. Have you seen gas prices these days?
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Charismatic on February 18, 2006, 10:14:09 pm
So you actually won? And, btw, how much is that in American Dollars ($$)?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1389474113486697064

Love the vid. Love halo. Too bad i dont own a xbox. Anyways, the thing you all are keeping form me.. well, im clueless. Wana shed some light please?
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 18, 2006, 10:27:55 pm
So you actually won? And, btw, how much is that in American Dollars ($$)?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1389474113486697064

:lol: :lol:

I haven't laughed that hard at any one thing recently. :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Unknown Target on February 18, 2006, 10:57:28 pm
So you actually won? And, btw, how much is that in American Dollars ($$)?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1389474113486697064

Love the vid. Love halo. Too bad i dont own a xbox. Anyways, the thing you all are keeping form me.. well, im clueless. Wana shed some light please?


Lmao!!! Oh God Chara...do you ever have a clue? :p Lmao

EDIT: And OMG! Haha, that's SO funny (video) :D
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Ford Prefect on February 19, 2006, 12:38:41 am
Quote from: Charismatic
Love the vid. Love halo. Too bad i dont own a xbox. Anyways, the thing you all are keeping form me.. well, im clueless. Wana shed some light please?
No one's playing with you. Raa just won £800,000 via email, by means of a lottery in which he did not participate.
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Taristin on February 19, 2006, 12:42:32 am
And the UK lottery department asks that I respond with impersonal information to a Yahoo email account.
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: WMCoolmon on February 19, 2006, 12:48:48 am
Has someone tried the telephone # yet? :D
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Ford Prefect on February 19, 2006, 12:52:41 am
Yeah, I did. The lady on the other end was really nice, and she told me all kinds of neat stuff she wanted to do with me.
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Taristin on February 19, 2006, 12:59:04 am
h! I'm gonna call then. I like sweet nothings and promises of faithfulness.
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Charismatic on February 19, 2006, 10:19:00 am
So you actually won? And, btw, how much is that in American Dollars ($$)?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1389474113486697064

Love the vid. Love halo. Too bad i dont own a xbox. Anyways, the thing you all are keeping form me.. well, im clueless. Wana shed some light please?


Lmao!!! Oh God Chara...do you ever have a clue? :p Lmao

EDIT: And OMG! Haha, that's SO funny (video) :D

I most certianly do not!! And it sux to be on this end, never knowing what the **** is going on.. *sigh* Thanks for tellin me what actually went on guys. Heh.
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: ZmaN on February 19, 2006, 01:29:30 pm
Yeah, I did. The lady on the other end was really nice, and she told me all kinds of neat stuff she wanted to do with me.

riiiiiiight....
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: aldo_14 on February 19, 2006, 02:47:21 pm
I most certianly do not!! And it sux to be on this end, never knowing what the **** is going on.. *sigh* Thanks for tellin me what actually went on guys. Heh.

Hello firend.

I am BARRISTER NELSON OBUTO, representative of the late MISTER BRAD PLITT, head of the Sheel oil incorporation.  Mister PLITT died in a horrible plane crash last week, leeving now relatatives to claim his esterate.   At the present time of this conveyance of emailitude, Mister PLATT has $1,000,000,000 in his bnak accont in LAGOS.  As you are an ideel matchification for MISTER POLT, you may be able to assist me, BARISTO OBUTO OBO, in removing the estate out of the country to his survivviores.

  All you would be entailed upon to require to do would bee to hold mister PLONTS money in your bank accont for a perod of no more than 14 and no less than 12 days.
You would of course be entitle to a small astronicmical handlnig fee of 50% for your servitude.   Please email me at [email protected]

Thanks you mostly and blessing of god,
MISTER HORATIOR OBUTON
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 19, 2006, 02:57:12 pm
EDIT: Nothing to see here, move along.
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: aldo_14 on February 19, 2006, 03:05:34 pm
Would the fact that Raa lives in New York help you along, Char?

I'll have a tenner on 'No', Mr. Bookie.
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Polpolion on February 19, 2006, 03:06:00 pm
Why the hell do they need to know your occupation?
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Taristin on February 19, 2006, 03:06:59 pm
Would the fact that Raa lives in New York help you along, Char?
Gasp!
My secret!
You bastard!
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 19, 2006, 03:13:01 pm
Alright, sizzler and Char, go stand over on that side of the room. Read this thread very carefully, because if you don't, I will unleash an army of angry old fishermen armed with wet trout on you.

Now...

Read.

Gasp!
My secret!
You bastard!

What secret? :nervous:
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Sandwich on February 19, 2006, 03:56:16 pm
Actually, this thread helps to explain why the people in question persist in their occupations.
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Taristin on February 19, 2006, 04:05:27 pm
truly. I hope Charismazard gets one of these emails some day :p
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: aldo_14 on February 19, 2006, 04:07:10 pm
What's his email?
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Taristin on February 19, 2006, 04:17:23 pm
Let me check the GTD amin panel an I'll tell you. ;)
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Taristin on February 19, 2006, 04:18:49 pm
Of course, posting it would be a gross violation of my priveledges... :nervous: ([email protected]) <..<
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Grug on February 20, 2006, 06:55:27 am
So you actually won? And, btw, how much is that in American Dollars ($$)?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1389474113486697064

Love the vid. Love halo. Too bad i dont own a xbox. Anyways, the thing you all are keeping form me.. well, im clueless. Wana shed some light please?


Lmao!!! Oh God Chara...do you ever have a clue? :p Lmao

EDIT: And OMG! Haha, that's SO funny (video) :D

I most certianly do not!! And it sux to be on this end, never knowing what the **** is going on.. *sigh* Thanks for tellin me what actually went on guys. Heh.

I truly envy your trust in humanity. I really do.
Trust no-one on the internet. No-one!
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Col. Fishguts on February 20, 2006, 08:32:10 am
@Charismatic: If you post a pic of yourself with a fish on top of your head (http://www.419eater.com/images/tope3.jpg), we might be able to help you.
Title: Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Post by: Edward Bradshaw on February 20, 2006, 11:51:33 am
WTFOMG!!!!111 YOU WON TOO!!!    :eek: :eek: