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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Sandwich on February 20, 2006, 09:21:39 am

Title: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: Sandwich on February 20, 2006, 09:21:39 am: http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/sports2day/257049_topright26.html

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Found On Ebay

Technically, this item can no longer be found on eBay, because eBay is no fun and removed the listing.

On Tuesday, however, you could bid on the 81 points Kobe Bryant scored Sunday. In liquid form. We'll let the listing explain:

"The actual points scored in all of the NBA games played through the entire season build up in a hole in my basement. They flow in through tubes in liquid form. And to be honest, it's a pain in the ass pumping that hole out every day. So when I heard Kobe Bryant scored 81 points in one game, I was kinda pissed. I never liked Kobe Bryant, but now I had to pump his 81 points out of my basement."

So the seller put the 81 points, which sort of looked like water, in a small jar and put them up for auction. Creative entrepreneur? Delusional person who actually thinks points flow into his basement? We'll never know.

Bidding surpassed $2,000 before eBay played party pooper.

-- David Andriesen

:lol:
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: Fury on February 20, 2006, 09:53:36 am: :wtf: I don't get it... :wtf:
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: BlackDove on February 20, 2006, 10:16:17 am: You're not supposed to.
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: Blue Lion on February 20, 2006, 10:21:39 am: Mission Accomplished then
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: Night Hammer on February 20, 2006, 10:25:44 am: You give anybody enough shots and theyll make 81. Kobe's team stands around and watches like a bunch of high school girls
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: Goober5000 on February 20, 2006, 10:41:14 am: :lol:
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: karajorma on February 20, 2006, 11:55:36 am: You do have to wonder what kind of crap you could put on eBay and not have it sell :)
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: aldo_14 on February 20, 2006, 01:11:08 pm: Quote from: karajorma on February 20, 2006, 11:55:36 am
You do have to wonder what kind of crap you could put on eBay and not have it sell :)

Dog Poo In A Bag
Buyitnow price; $5.00
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: FireCrack on February 20, 2006, 01:22:28 pm: That would sell like hot cakes...

I wonder how hot cakes might sell
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: aldo_14 on February 20, 2006, 01:24:56 pm: Like hot cakes, presumably.
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: Sandwich on February 20, 2006, 05:52:23 pm: Has anyone sold hotcakes? Like, ever?
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: an0n on February 20, 2006, 05:56:26 pm: Quote from: Mr. Fury on February 20, 2006, 09:53:36 am
:wtf: I don't get it... :wtf:
Wrong thread. You want Char's relationship thread....
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: Sheepy on February 20, 2006, 05:57:33 pm: my mother ... not on ebay mind you
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: Taristin on February 20, 2006, 10:07:15 pm: not yet atleast...
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: Descenterace on February 21, 2006, 04:44:03 am: I wonder if it's possible to sell ice on eBay...
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: Mefustae on February 21, 2006, 04:58:00 am: Hey, if someone can sell an English Brussel Sprout for over $2000 American, they can sell anything.
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: Gortef on February 21, 2006, 05:09:09 am: Quote from: aldo_14 on February 20, 2006, 01:11:08 pm
Dog Poo In A Bag
Buyitnow price; $5.00

if you add "Dog Poo that looks like *something*" then it would sell gold.
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: aldo_14 on February 21, 2006, 05:33:33 am: Quote from: Gortef on February 21, 2006, 05:09:09 am
Quote from: aldo_14 on February 20, 2006, 01:11:08 pm
Dog Poo In A Bag
Buyitnow price; $5.00

if you add "Dog Poo that looks like *something*" then it would sell gold.

Unless that something is 'Muhammed', then you would be bombed.
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: NGTM-1R on February 21, 2006, 09:30:21 am: Remember kids, don't sell dog poo in a bag that looks like Muhammed at home.

Sell it a your friend's home!
Title: Re: eBay Loves Playing Party Pooper
Post by: BlackDove on February 21, 2006, 10:58:27 am: Quote from: Blue Lion on February 20, 2006, 10:21:39 am
Mission Accomplished then

Heh. Long time.