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Title: Duck and Cover!
Post by: Galemp on February 25, 2006, 07:45:10 pm

Thought this forum needed some activity. Here, in ten minutes, is why you should never trust the government.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1528313029232126903

Title: Re: Duck and Cover!
Post by: NGTM-1R on February 26, 2006, 01:57:18 am

You can't just tell people "Hahaha, you're screwed!" They had to do something, even if it was bs. :p

Title: Re: Duck and Cover!
Post by: Mongoose on February 26, 2006, 02:49:29 am

Puts you in the perfect position to kiss your ass goodbye, too. :p

Title: Re: Duck and Cover!
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 26, 2006, 08:38:18 am

I didn't even need to click the link to know what this is.

And yes, laugh at the ignorance of the American government of the 50s and 60s. :p

Title: Re: Duck and Cover!
Post by: ToecrusherHammerjaw on February 26, 2006, 08:57:43 am

I'd like to quote Lewis Black, for those who haven't heard him perform, who had to do this drill when he was a kid.  This is a long one:

"They actually, once every week, made me hide under my god**mn desk to remind me I could die at any minute! So I get under the desk, put my head between my legs, and I look at my penis and think 'well, I'm never gonna see that again'.  And I'm thinking 'there's a nuclear bomb about to go off, and I'm sitting under wood.  I'm sitting under kindling![/b] Why don't I get some sticks so I can BURN FASTER!?!?!' They say right now is the worst time to be a child.  That's bulls**t! Every time is the worst time to be a child, because adults never know s**t!!"

Title: Re: Duck and Cover!
Post by: Grug on May 22, 2006, 04:40:28 am

Quote from: Trayus on February 26, 2006, 08:57:43 am

I'd like to quote Lewis Black, for those who haven't heard him perform, who had to do this drill when he was a kid.  This is a long one:

"They actually, once every week, made me hide under my god**mn desk to remind me I could die at any minute! So I get under the desk, put my head between my legs, and I look at my penis and think 'well, I'm never gonna see that again'.  And I'm thinking 'there's a nuclear bomb about to go off, and I'm sitting under wood.  I'm sitting under kindling![/b] Why don't I get some sticks so I can BURN FASTER!?!?!' They say right now is the worst time to be a child.  That's bulls**t! Every time is the worst time to be a child, because adults never know s**t!!"

:lol:

So any other activity to be had in here? :)

Title: Re: Duck and Cover!
Post by: ilya on May 22, 2006, 03:51:23 pm

"Yes kids, even a thin balnket can protect you from burns!"

I don't know if I should laugh or go run in the corner and hide...

Er... Duck and Cover.

Title: Re: Duck and Cover!
Post by: phreak on May 23, 2006, 12:00:17 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F54rqDh2mWA

Title: Re: Duck and Cover!
Post by: NGTM-1R on May 27, 2006, 05:12:23 pm

Quote from: ilya on May 22, 2006, 03:51:23 pm

"Yes kids, even a thin balnket can protect you from burns!"

Funny truth...it would, against a flashburn.

Title: Re: Duck and Cover!
Post by: ilya on May 30, 2006, 07:07:16 pm

Yea, but if you're close enough to have to use it, you're most likely screwed.