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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: KillMeNow on October 12, 2001, 05:56:00 pm
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i just read this i thought ti was funny so i thought i would share - you probally heard it already though
Three men, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and PresidentBush are out walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each one of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be foreverfertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
President Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out----virtually impenetrable.
"President Bush says, "Very impressive. Fill it with water."
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Uh huh
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lol
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btw what does the Canadian have to do with it?
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If us Canadians weren't so easygoing, we'd probably take offense to that....
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Originally posted by KillMeNow:
Fill it with water."
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Hmmm... try Cheney. Bush wouldn't think of that.
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or just have cheiny consult him prior to drowning the life out of Afghanistan.
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Well, at least Afghanistan won't be that dry anymore.
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Heheh... (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)
But, a word of warning, okay guys? Let's start cutting down on these types of threads. It's all well and done for a little while but it's been a whole month now; let's get back on with our lives and keep this place intelligent, alright?
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Rudy said that joke yesterday. (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)
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I only just looked at the joke...have none of you heard that before? it originally (as far as I know) featuring a Spanish man, a genie, a French man and an English man...
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Im sorry but I just saw this, its pretty damn funny. Just click where it says "watch this movie" (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif) (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
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hahahah
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oh yeah... I just remembered this one...
A man was driving home from work when he suddenly rememberes that it's his daughters birthday. Luckily there was a Toy shop near and the man decided to buy her a present from there. Before he got in to the shop he saw some Barbie posters at the window.
Man: Hi! My daughter has a birthday and I thought I'd buy her a Barbie.
Shop owner: Good decicion. What kind of Barbie were you looking for?
Man: Well I'm not sure...
Owner: Let me help you. We have a Sports Barbie $10, a Tea party Barbie $10, and then we have a Horseback riding Barbie $10 and finally a Divorced Barbie $150.
Man: Why is the Divorced Barbie so expencive?
Owner: Well, with the Divorced Barbie comes Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's TV, Ken's....
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I heard that one a while ago, it's hella funny (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
Originally posted by KillMeNow:
i just read this i thought ti was funny so i thought i would share - you probally heard it already though
Three men, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and PresidentBush are out walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each one of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be foreverfertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
President Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out----virtually impenetrable.
"President Bush says, "Very impressive. Fill it with water."
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