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Title: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Grug on March 11, 2006, 11:39:58 pm
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18434834-17001,00.html

Australia's Northern Territory starting an all out war against the cane toad.

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The all-out community attack on cane toads will take part in at least 12 locations in a bid to stop the poisonous pest's march into Darwin.

It will be a grim and dirty war. Those bastards are using illegal poisonous attacks against our troopers. We'll get the jumpy little buggers soon enough though, oh yes, there time will come. They won't take Darwin from us that's for sure!
:p
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Flipside on March 11, 2006, 11:55:12 pm
Club of Toad Mashing +3 FTW!
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Grug on March 12, 2006, 01:03:40 am
ROFL yeah. :lol:

I was thinking Weapons of Mass Toad Extinction. :p
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on March 12, 2006, 02:26:21 am
I hope you realize, from this point on Australia will be known as the only country (to my knowledge) to start a war with TOADS.
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Turnsky on March 12, 2006, 02:29:58 am
FOUR!  :p
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Blue Lion on March 12, 2006, 02:55:14 am
It must be my mind, but I when I saw this title I thought of a different Oz, and a different wacking.

I'm gonna go stab my brain now.
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: an0n on March 12, 2006, 02:57:47 am
You thought of Munchkins bukkake-ing Dorothy, didn't you.....
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Taristin on March 12, 2006, 02:59:59 am
Something ironic about these toads overwhelming the city if Darwin. As if they're proving him right by filling their niche so completely.
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Blue Lion on March 12, 2006, 03:02:13 am
No, this one

http://www.hbo.com/oz/news/index.shtml
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Mefustae on March 12, 2006, 03:05:08 am
A cookie to whomever can transcribe the entire Whacking-day song from memory, without looking it up.
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Grug on March 12, 2006, 05:40:59 am
LoLs. Too true Raa. :p

*Choir boy voice*

We'll break their backs,
and rip out their spine.
Their evil hearts,
we'll pulverise.
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Ghostavo on March 12, 2006, 06:41:33 am
How many casualties have you suffered?
Are the toads winning?
Are you prepared to surrender to your new overlords?
...
Will you start evacuating the "ambassadors" first? :p
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Grug on March 12, 2006, 09:07:22 am
So far word from Darwin says that the toads are adapting to our strategys and the casualties for our troops are a few soiled shirts covered in toad guts. While we are reducing their numbers significantly, their numbers so far have not shown signs of decreasing.
We will never surrender to the toad scum.

The "ambassadors" are on hand to keep moral up for the troops and civilian populace. They have *ahem* special significance. :p
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: karajorma on March 12, 2006, 09:14:44 am
Could one of you come over here and deal with the Crazy Frog while you're at it? :D
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Grug on March 12, 2006, 10:12:32 am
LoL.

The toads actually eat our native frogs. :(
So perhaps they will kill that infernal retarded frog too. :p
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Nuclear1 on March 12, 2006, 12:28:55 pm
If it means getting rid of those annoying little slimy bastards, I'll fly down to Oz and bring some serious whacking equipment with me.

(And some other whacking equipment for the ambassador)
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Flipside on March 12, 2006, 12:40:13 pm
They only want to overthrow the toadamentalist government and put them on the road to Frogdom :)

What? :nervous:
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Janos on March 12, 2006, 03:58:46 pm
Kill them all. I fully support this endeavour.
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Mongoose on March 12, 2006, 06:44:08 pm
So first we have Toad from Wind in the Willows who wants to whack weasels, and now we have Aussies who want to whack Toad?  What a world we live in...

(insert obligatory "Give up the Toad Now" song reference here)
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Grug on March 13, 2006, 01:13:57 am
They only want to overthrow the toadamentalist government and put them on the road to Frogdom :)

What? :nervous:

Then they plan a move to take Britain. (without ambassadors) :p
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Martinus on March 13, 2006, 03:41:41 am
I wouldn't worry, the toads tried to get a foothold on British soil back in the early 80's but were beaten off by a mouse and a hamster almost 90 times.
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Mefustae on March 13, 2006, 04:01:16 am
I wouldn't worry, the toads tried to get a foothold on British soil back in the early 80's but were beaten off by a mouse and a hamster almost 90 times.
[/maeg](http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/4373/dangermouse2ad.jpg)
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Grug on March 13, 2006, 08:58:50 am
:lol:
Danger Mouse eh, don't think that one ever migrated to our shores. :p

The toads have adapted and evolved alot since then though Maeg, hence why they want Darwin as their capital. (Well, that and the tropical wheather)
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: karajorma on March 13, 2006, 09:48:20 am
:lol:
Danger Mouse eh, don't think that one ever migrated to our shores. :p

You sir, have never lived. :D
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Turnsky on March 13, 2006, 04:25:48 pm
:lol:
Danger Mouse eh, don't think that one ever migrated to our shores. :p

The toads have adapted and evolved alot since then though Maeg, hence why they want Darwin as their capital. (Well, that and the tropical wheather)

pffft, youngin'.
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: aldo_14 on March 13, 2006, 04:37:21 pm
I wouldn't worry, the toads tried to get a foothold on British soil back in the early 80's but were beaten off by a mouse and a hamster almost 90 times.
[/maeg](http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/4373/dangermouse2ad.jpg)

I used to have a poster of that when I was at uni.......oh, those were the days.  That and Button Moon.
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Martinus on March 13, 2006, 08:36:43 pm
Of course there was a negative, side-effect of DM being so popular. Any short, bespecticaled fellow in your class automatically got the title 'Penfold'.
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Flipside on March 13, 2006, 11:20:10 pm
Ahhh.. Yes, we had a Penfold ;)
Title: Re: Whacking day in Oz
Post by: Grug on March 14, 2006, 02:10:43 am
Rofl.

I remember spin offs and jokes of the show, but I can't remember the cartoon. Then again... I can barely remember last week. =|

Actually... maybe I  had a Danger Mouse T-Shirt?
My heads hurting now so I'm going to stop trying to remember. =S