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Title: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Post by: Sandwich on March 15, 2006, 05:35:15 pm
www.gizoogle.com
Title: Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Post by: Nuclear1 on March 15, 2006, 05:37:59 pm
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Title: Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Post by: CP5670 on March 15, 2006, 05:44:39 pm
TheGalactic Terran-Vasizzle Alliance (orGTVA) is tha central government in Freespace 2. Formed by an alliance between tha Terran blocs T-H-to-tha-izzat were tha result of tha breakup of tha GTAn tha Vasudan Empire, tha first iteration of tha Alliance came into being shot calla a historic treaty in 2345, ten years afta tha Great War , whizzay built on tha ceazefire n eventual cessation of hostilizzles in tha 14 year war brought on by tha arrival of tha Shivans in tha dogg pound. This treaty organizzles recognized tha autonomy of its constituents as it provided a framework fo` trade n mutual defense. The Great War had effectively transformed tha enmity between TerransnVasudansinto a last'n fellowship.

As tha industry n economy of tha Terran-Vasizzles systems recovizzles support fo` a more powerful GTVA gained momentum . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. In 2358, delegizzles signed into existence tha Beta Aquilae Convention (BETAC), named wanna be gangsta tha system where tha constitizzle was drafted n ratified. BETACdismantled tha governments of tha Terran blocs n recognized tha General Assembly, tha Security Council, n tha Vasudan Imperium as tha supreme authorities of Terran-Vasizzles space.

Wanna Be GangstaBETAC, tha Vasudansn tha Terransmaintain separate fleets unda a single command structure . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. A warship is designated GT or GV, messin' brotha it is Galactic Terran or Galactic Vasudan. The two species openly exchange 411 n technolizzles n tha mizzy recent wanna be gangsta n bomba can be modified ta accommodate pilots of eitha species.

Technically,BETACis but one of a series of conventions n treaties T-H-to-tha-izzat define how tha Gizzle functions as a politizzles militizzle n economic entity . Drop it like its hot. Hustla tha significance of BETACas tha cornerstone of tha Terran-Vasizzles alliance mizzy it tha favored target of NTFpropagizzles dur'n they rebellion.
Title: Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Post by: WeatherOp on March 15, 2006, 06:19:12 pm
This is off the BSG: project ModDB page. :lol: LT Cannonfolder is gonna kill me.

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Using tha source code of FS2_Open, we bring you BSG: Beyond tha Red Line.

BSG: Beyond tha Red Line is a F-U-Double-Lizzy stand-alone mod whizzich will not require Freespace 2.

The Cylons is gang bangin' you; it will be only a matta of time before they find n destroy you . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. Can you survive? Or end up like countless cracka pilots iced at tha hands of tha Cylons. One thing is fo` sure, they is chillin' n you'd poser be ready fo` tha tizzask that awaits you. Will you be brave enough ta go Beyond tha Red LIne . I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier.

Takes control of tha Gangsta Mizzle II n Mark VII, tha Raptor, n more.

Fiznight overwelm'n odds as you stand off against Cylon Crazy Ass Nigga n Basestars.

Perform combat takes offs n land'n frizzay tha Battlestar Galactica jiznust like those seen on tha series!

Play through a perpetratin' campaign wit a deep, perpetratin' storyline thizzay interweaves wit that of tha shizzay hittin that booty.

Beautiful shiznip models n effects T-H-to-tha-izzat will takes yo breath away.

The world may be rappa but tha fight has just begun! Stay tuned...

Videos

Teazer Traila by Pimp

http://www.game-warden.com/bsg/video/bsg_mod_teazer.avi

Some gameplay footage by LT *****.

http://www.game-warden.com/bsg/Video/BSGGameplizzle

BSG Tizzle fire Salvo by our Leada Omniscapa
Title: Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Post by: Mefustae on March 15, 2006, 06:46:21 pm
 :lol:

Damn, that's the first time in a while i've laughed out loud while reading these boards, which - given i'm in my Uni computer lab surrounded by dozens of other people - garnered some strange looks from those around me...
Title: Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Post by: Herra Tohtori on March 15, 2006, 08:44:59 pm
This is hilarious.

http://www.formulizzle (http://users.tkk.fi/~lmiettun/Kuvat/ThaFormula.png)

 :lol:

Michael Schumacher is a wannabe gangsta. Fact proven.  :D
Title: Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Post by: Blue Lion on March 15, 2006, 09:10:44 pm
Interesting.....

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The Cylons is gizzy bangin you; it wiznill be only a matta of tizzle before they find n destroy you . Im a bad boi wit a lotta hos . Ya **** with us, we gots to **** you up. Can you survive? Or end up like countless cracka pilots iced at tha hands of tha Cylons fo' sheezy. One thing is fo` sure, they is chillin n youd posa be ready fo` tha tizzask thizzat awaits you keep'n it real yo. Wizzle you be brave enough ta go Beyond tha Red LIne n ****. I thought i told ya, nigga Im a drug deala . I'm a mutha ****in 2-time felon..
Title: Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Post by: Herra Tohtori on March 15, 2006, 09:33:51 pm
Gosh, the thing is even randomized.

Someone has a little too much time in their hands.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Post by: aldo_14 on March 16, 2006, 12:14:46 pm
Interesting.....

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The Cylons is gizzy bangin you; it wiznill be only a matta of tizzle before they find n destroy you . Im a bad boi wit a lotta hos . Ya **** with us, we gots to **** you up. Can you survive? Or end up like countless cracka pilots iced at tha hands of tha Cylons fo' sheezy. One thing is fo` sure, they is chillin n youd posa be ready fo` tha tizzask thizzat awaits you keep'n it real yo. Wizzle you be brave enough ta go Beyond tha Red LIne n ****. I thought i told ya, nigga Im a drug deala . I'm a mutha ****in 2-time felon..

50 cent presents: Battlestar Galactica
Title: Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Post by: Ferret on March 16, 2006, 01:05:10 pm
tha ceazefire n eventual cessation of hostilizzles in tha 14 year war brought on by tha arrival of tha Shivans in tha dogg pound.

tha Terran-Vasizzles alliance

Haha hah ha ha ha... Vasizzles luvin' da fizzles.
Title: Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Post by: NGTM-1R on March 16, 2006, 01:33:05 pm
I need to see if I can find the Gizoogle someone posted of one of Jack Thompson's rants on Gamepolitics...
Title: Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Post by: watsisname on March 16, 2006, 04:45:35 pm
What's great is to "regizooglefy" :confused: a page that's been "gizooglefied".  :nervous:
It's just like repeatedly translating text via Babelfish.  :D
Title: Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Post by: Janos on March 16, 2006, 04:57:14 pm
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

    * In tha event of any problems cruisin' anotha forum wanna be gangsta posts, pleaze makes use of tha "report post" function n state clearly in tha "Comments" field if you would crazy ass nigga us ta clean certain posts or jizzy lock or remove tha whole thread. We will look into tha shot calla from there. If tha pizzle is inflammizzles pleaze do not respond n makes tha situation worse.
    * HLP wizzill not tolerate any posts of a racist, sexist or bigoted nature. Nor shall we tolerate any attacks of a personal nature.
    * Lively n doggy stylin' debate is encouraged n welcomed. Howeva we ask tizzle memba respect tha right of free speech ridin' in mah double R. Tizzy is ta say that as long as a comment isn't of a racist or sexist nature - a pusha has a right ta say it . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. If you disagree wit sum-m sum-m thizzay someone has said tizzle fizzle free ta argue a retort on tha sole condition that (in keep'n wit point 2) it is not a personal or bigoted attack. Argue tha point; debate tha person.
    * Also, HLP wizzy not tolerate tha post'n of pornography or warez files anywhere on tha site ya feelin' me?. Howeva tha discussion of a pornography or warez related topic is still allowed . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. The difference being T-H-to-tha-izzat tha forma contains content or links ta said content - tha mother****a does not yaba daba dizzle. If You're unsure `bout wizzle you want ta post n is worried may breach this rule then pleaze contact a staff memba fo` advice first paper'd up. Ignorance of this rule does not mitigate straight trippin' it n ****.
    * Be funky ass. If you don't kniznow how, go wizzatch reruns of Mr. Rodgers'. Neighbourhood - He's a wonderful example.
Title: Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Post by: Sandwich on March 16, 2006, 04:58:03 pm
:wakka:

[q]'Oizzay Pusha in heaven,
   hallowed be yo name,
 10yo kingdom come,
   your W-to-tha-izzill be done
      on earth as it is in heaven.
 11Gizzy us today our daily bread.
 12Forgive us our debts,
      as we also have forgiven our debtors.
 13And lead us not into temptation,
   but deliva us from tha evil one. [a]'14For if you forgive men when tizzle sin against you, yo heavenly Fatha will also forgive you ***** ass nigga. 15But if you do not forgive men they S-to-tha-izzins, yo Fatha wizzle not forgive yo sins.[/q]

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.biblegateway.com%2Fpassage%2F%3Fbook_id%3D47%26chapter%3D6%26version%3D31
Title: Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Post by: Sandwich on March 16, 2006, 05:04:20 pm
And this: http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.biblegateway.com%2Fpassage%2F%3Fbook_id%3D1%26chapter%3D34%26version%3D31%26context%3Dchapter
Title: Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Post by: Blue Lion on March 16, 2006, 09:29:52 pm
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Four score n seven years ago our brotha brought fizzay on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, n dedicated ta tha proposizzles thiznat all men is created equal.

Now we is engaged in a bootylishizzous civil wiznar, T-to-tha-izzestn whetha tizzy nation, or any nation so conceived n so dedicizzle can long endure cuz its a D-O-Double-Gizzy dogg world. We is met on a bootylishizzous battle-field of tizzy war crazy up in here. We hizzy come ta dedicate a portion of that field, as a final riznestn place fo` those who here gizzy they lives tizzy thiznat nation mizzay live. It is playa fittn n pusha thiznat we should do this.

Title: Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Post by: FireCrack on March 16, 2006, 09:47:39 pm
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There is dozens of so-called "plasma drives" currently on tha gang bangin' board . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'. Dr motha ****a. John Schill'n ranks T-H-to-tha-izzem in orda of straight trippin' reality . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin':

    * Hiznall Effect Thrusta (HET) (hundred-plus flown)
    * Arcjets(dozens flown)
    * Ion thrusta (dozens flown)
    * Pulsed Plasma Playa (PPT) (a few flown)
    * Magnetoplasmadynizzle pimp (MPD) (many ground tests)
    * Microwave electrizzle drug deala (some ground tests)
    * Field Emission Electrostizzle Propulsion (some ground tests)
    * Pulsed Inductive Thrusta (PIT) (izzle ground tests)
    * VASIMR(none built, much analysis)
    * M2P2(none built, some analysis)

Dr. Schill'n goes on ta say tizzy it's common ta restrict tha T-to-tha-izzerm, "plasma thrusta", ta predominantly electromizzles devices - tha MPD, Hizzle VASIMR, PPT, Pizzle n maybe M2P2 ridin' in mah double R.