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Title: Winnie Mandela needs my help!
Post by: aldo_14 on March 17, 2006, 04:52:45 pm
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WINNIE MADIKIZELA MANDELA. (MRS)
PLOT 205 HOUGHTON ESTATE ORANGE GROVE.
JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA.
TEL/+27-736-876-441
TEL/FAX:+27-832-464-420
E-mail : ([email protected] )
 
 
 
 
                          REQUEST FOR URGENT ATTENTION.
 
Dear Sir/Madam,
 
I am Mrs Winnie Madikizela Mandela,ersthwile First Lady and wife of the Former President Of South Africa, Dr Nelson Mandela. I do regret any inconveniences the suddenness of this letter may cause you.
 
As I write now to seek your assistance in this important matter of very urgent and confidential attention,concerning my personal problem. Since the souring of our marriage relationship few years ago, I have continued to suffer undue humiliations in the hands of my former husband Dr Nelson Mandela, who has continued to spread series of false allegations and campaign of calumny against me both on the print and electronic media, locally and internationally purposely to tarnish my good image.
 
In deliberate attempt to further frustrate me, Dr Mandela has recently called on the South African government to freeze and confiscate all my personal belongings and accounts,lodged within the South African banks and financial institutions,alleging that I had used the advantage of my position as former first lady to amass wealth and divert into my private pocket the huge funds raised from charity for the up-keep of those children,who lost their parents during the obnoxious apartheid regime in South Africa.
 
consequent upon this development,I wish to write now to ask if you could please help me by using your account to transfer the sum of (Usd 10.000.000.00).Ten Million united states dollars only, which I have as a matter of urgency,decided to transfer out of South Africa for proper safe-keeping and to avert the ugly consequences of the purported plan by the South African Government to freeze my accounts. The fund is presently kept under the custody of a private security company here in johannesburg South Africa.
 
As I was unable to take the fund out by myself due to certain restrictions by the Government banning me from travelling to overseas for any purpose not even for medical check-up, I thereby solicit earnestly for your help towards this predicament. In case this offer is accepted by yourself, (25%) of the total fund will go to yourself while (75%) will tentatively remain with you for me pending the peaceful resolution of this protracted controversies with my former husband, during which I would then withdraw back my money from your account.
 
Please let me know your reaction to the above as soon as possible to enable me know how to proceed,as I cannot now afford to forfeit such huge amount of money to the South African Government.I know however,that you might not just find it very easy to immediately accept this very proposal,as we are not yet familiar with each other. But I plead for your understanding to oblige my request.
 
I have already directed my Consultant Barrister Mr Bill Zuma (Esq), to arrange a close -door meeting to enable both of us to see face-to-face, as to get acquianted with each other.
 
Please feel free to contact me through the above e-mail address and possibly to ask any question you deemed important.
 
I wait for your response.
 
Best Regards,
 
Winnie Madikizela Mandela (Mrs).

And in the top of my yahoo mail..... "Yahoo! DomainKeys has confirmed that this message was sent by yahoo.com".  How useful.
Title: Re: Winnie Mandela needs my help!
Post by: Nuclear1 on March 17, 2006, 05:02:27 pm
She must be have connections to Nigerain roylaty to get your e-mail.

First person to catch the above reference gets a very special cookie.
Title: Re: Winnie Mandela needs my help!
Post by: watsisname on March 17, 2006, 05:32:39 pm
"Pardon me, my friend, but I am Nigerian royalty, and I need you to send me money.  Please ignore the fact that I can't spell Nigeria, or royalty."
~Red vs. Blue
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1389474113486697064
Title: Re: Winnie Mandela needs my help!
Post by: vyper on March 17, 2006, 05:33:25 pm
Heh, you think they'll name Nelson Mandela Place after you? :lol:
Title: Re: Winnie Mandela needs my help!
Post by: Flipside on March 17, 2006, 05:40:38 pm
"Pardon me, my friend, but I am Nigerian royalty, and I need you to send me money.  Please ignore the fact that I can't spell Nigeria, or royalty."
~Red vs. Blue
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1389474113486697064

ROFL!!!
Title: Re: Winnie Mandela needs my help!
Post by: Nuclear1 on March 17, 2006, 06:04:57 pm
*sends watsisname a cookie*
Title: Re: Winnie Mandela needs my help!
Post by: Goober5000 on March 17, 2006, 06:16:57 pm
Interestingly enough... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnie_Madikizela-Mandela)

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Fraud conviction

On April 24, 2003, she was found guilty on 43 counts of fraud and 25 of theft, and her broker, Addy Moolman, was convicted on 58 counts of fraud and 25 of theft. They had each pleaded not guilty. The theft charges stem from a scheme in which they set up a bogus funeral insurance service and then pilfered money from participants' accounts. Madikizela-Mandela was sentenced to four years in prison.

It remains unclear how this conviction will affect her parliamentary seat, her leadership position in the Women's League or her populist appeal.
Title: Re: Winnie Mandela needs my help!
Post by: watsisname on March 17, 2006, 06:21:23 pm
:wtf:  Maybe this is one of those things that should be reported to the authorities?
Title: Re: Winnie Mandela needs my help!
Post by: Bobboau on March 18, 2006, 02:28:34 am
I have a better idea, **** with them, they send out 50 billion emails knowing that if just one responds it'll be worth it, but that assumes that the responce isn't just a waist of time to begin with, 'you use paypal?'
Title: Re: Winnie Mandela needs my help!
Post by: Blue Lion on March 18, 2006, 02:31:47 am
Ask her questions you deem important. Ask her how much jail time she got or whether or not she wants to meet at the local Starbucks.
Title: Re: Winnie Mandela needs my help!
Post by: karajorma on March 18, 2006, 03:34:34 am
I have a better idea, **** with them, they send out 50 billion emails knowing that if just one responds it'll be worth it, but that assumes that the responce isn't just a waist of time to begin with, 'you use paypal?'

Yep. That's exactly what you should do with them. Some cool tips on what you can try are available here (http://www.419eater.com/) :)
Title: Re: Winnie Mandela needs my help!
Post by: Blue Lion on March 18, 2006, 03:46:41 pm
Maybe it's time you use this...

http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,38868.0.html
Title: Re: Winnie Mandela needs my help!
Post by: watsisname on March 18, 2006, 04:37:41 pm
Maybe it's time you use this...

http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,38868.0.html
:lol:
Title: Re: Winnie Mandela needs my help!
Post by: Grug on March 18, 2006, 09:56:22 pm
Heh, I got one of these too. =/

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I have a new email address!
You can now email me at: [email protected]

My dear Friend,



My name is Barrister Adams Trevor Adams I am the lawyer to late MR. Haryanto Tomo from Indonesia, who deposited the sum of 27 million United States dollars to one of the banks here in London England. He was involved in the tsunami that happened in Asia.


Right now I am contacting you to stand as the next of kin to late Mr. tomo, to enable the bank to transfer the money into your account.


The main reason why I am asking you to stand as the next of kin is because the money can not be transferred without the


help of a foreigner and also the foreign account that you will be sending to them.


IF you are interested I will send to you a text of the application which you have to forward to the paying bank requesting them to transfer the funds to your account as the benefactor or next of kin.


Awaiting your urgent response. This can only take 14 days for completion if you contact the bank with all the information which I will provide to you.



Sincerely,


Barrister Adams T Adams



- Adams Adams

Please feel free to spam the hell out of them. =/
Title: Re: Winnie Mandela needs my help!
Post by: Flipside on March 18, 2006, 11:06:23 pm
So you're the Australian next of kin to someone in Indonesia who deposited their money in London....woah!

Adams T Adams sounds like a character out of Dallas ;)