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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: aldo_14 on March 18, 2006, 09:46:51 am
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http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html
Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.
Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.
"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.
Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.
Smashing car windows
Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.
Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.
The occupants were not home, he added.
Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.
"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.
Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.
Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.
"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.
Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.
"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.
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"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.
So they have had previous experiences with this? :lol:
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"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.
So they have had previous experiences with this? :lol:
Yup. Ever heard of John Wayne Bobbit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbit)?
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:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: No words for this...
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Wow.... :wtf:
of course I was thinking more of this situation before I read he had cut it off.
http://waittillpenor.ytmnd.com/
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hmmm, very strange. I think it will be funnier if they re-attach the organ 'up side down' That will seriously teach him a lesson :D
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Did they really have to get him with a Taser?
I mean, come on, the man just cut his mother****ing wang off.
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Anyone that insane probably needed to be tazered ;)
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He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland
And he thought that cutting off his penis wouldn't create another?
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I like how they pointed out that his hurling knives from 20-30 feet away was somehow not threatening [or at least worth shooting him over], cause if he was black they would've shot him for holding a marker they thought was a knife but turned out to be his penis.
*Racist cop comment of the day*
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He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland
And he thought that cutting off his penis wouldn't create another?
Maybe he wanted to send his girlfriend in Poland a reminder of him.
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Even Van Goch wasn't that crazy ;)
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After his reattachment surgery, Bobbitt briefly became a porn star
:wtf:
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Yep. The first video was apparently called John Wayne Bobbitt : Uncut :lol:
Seriously. It was. No joke.
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After his reattachment surgery, Bobbitt briefly became a porn star
:wtf:
He could probably have telecommuted with UPS if he didn't have the attachment surgery. Tsh, some people, eh?
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A smiley says more than a thousand words
:wtf:
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Just your standard nutcase.