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Title: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: an0n on March 19, 2006, 11:47:40 am
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http://wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=727
http://men.style.com/gq/features/full?id=content_4255

She's a virgin.

Seriously.

No joke.

I'll let someone else explain the Brazillian concept of virginity to you guys....
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: vyper on March 19, 2006, 11:55:56 am
Well, her ass is still fair game I suppose....

:nervous:
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: Rictor on March 19, 2006, 12:05:06 pm
This is probably the first, last and only time I will have cause to actually respect anything a supermodel does.
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: karajorma on March 19, 2006, 12:08:29 pm
Yeah I heard about this a few days ago. If she's very religious it's possible even  in this day and age. It does sound like she's saying that she's never done anything rather than actually being a Technical Virgin (http://www.technicalvirgin.com/)
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: an0n on March 19, 2006, 12:10:37 pm
I love that site.
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 19, 2006, 01:31:08 pm
Where does she say she's still a virgin? The closest I see is

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You mean you’ve never had sex?

That’s why I have to say.

:wtf:


Still, I find it interesting that she's going for the attraction of being unavailable, rather than the attraction of being available but out-of-reach that other celebs go for.
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Post by: Blue Lion on March 19, 2006, 01:34:40 pm
I have no idea who this person is  :wtf:
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: karajorma on March 19, 2006, 01:42:40 pm
Victoria's Secret model.

EDIT : Perhaps I should have been slower about answering that what with not living in the states and all.

And not wearing lingerie :D

I love that site.

Sadly the videos are down. Cause they're ****ing hilarious.
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Post by: Wild Fragaria on March 19, 2006, 01:57:30 pm
I see nothing wrong wanting to wait for the right person and the right moment  ;)
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Post by: vyper on March 19, 2006, 02:02:55 pm
How noble, but I fail to see how that automatically equates to marriage.

*opens can of worms, lets the wriggle away for others to deal with*
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: an0n on March 19, 2006, 02:20:17 pm
Religion is wrong!

Lust is freedom!

Death to God!

/me runs
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Post by: Nuclear1 on March 19, 2006, 02:21:39 pm
Infidel! Islamic Jihad!
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Post by: achtung on March 19, 2006, 02:24:11 pm
Damn, if I could only type that crazy scream they do before they kill and infidel. :(
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Post by: an0n on March 19, 2006, 02:27:30 pm
/me Xena-screams
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: Charismatic on March 19, 2006, 02:36:27 pm
Religion is wrong!

Lust is freedom!

Death to God!

/me runs
Starting to sound like satan every day. Hah. God can't die. Read my siggy.
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I believe that vaginal heterosexual intercourse and its accompanying possible consequences of pregnancy should be postponed until marriage or college, whichever comes first.
They talking about lezbians?
However:
 
I believe that orgasms are an important part of a healthy and balanced life.
  LOL!
I believe that masturbation should be encouraged among males and females of all ages, both by manual methods and with the use of vibrators, dildos and other such devices.
  Ok men, lets start masturbateing with dildo's and vibrators and all trun gay.
I believe that sharing orgasms with others, via manual, oral, and anal sex between consenting partners, whether of my same sex or the opposite sex (providing proper safety techniques are utilized) is a moral and desirable activity for myself and my peers.
  Threesomes, lol. But, "IS A MORAL ... ACTIVITY"-- what the **** are they trying to put into teenagers minds? Its moral? My ****ing ass its not moral. Deceiving bastards..
I will encourage others to join me in my beliefs and activities.
How about, um, no.
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: an0n on March 19, 2006, 02:47:59 pm
Where the **** did that come from?
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: Charismatic on March 19, 2006, 03:44:40 pm
Where the **** did that come from?
Yeah I heard about this a few days ago. If she's very religious it's possible even in this day and age. It does sound like she's saying that she's never done anything rather than actually being a Technical Virgin (http://www.technicalvirgin.com/)
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: Janos on March 19, 2006, 04:03:10 pm
I see nothing wrong wanting to wait for the right person and the right moment  ;)

The Right Person never waits for the right moment. The Right Person makes the moment right.

Yes.
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 19, 2006, 04:29:15 pm
Starting to sound like satan every day. Hah. God can't die. Read my siggy.
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I believe that vaginal heterosexual intercourse and its accompanying possible consequences of pregnancy should be postponed until marriage or college, whichever comes first.
They talking about lezbians?

No, anal sex.  That's the other hole.

However:
 
I believe that orgasms are an important part of a healthy and balanced life.
  LOL!
I believe that masturbation should be encouraged among males and females of all ages, both by manual methods and with the use of vibrators, dildos and other such devices.
  Ok men, lets start masturbateing with dildo's and vibrators and all trun gay.

Think of, er, the blow up doll you may or may not have.

I believe that sharing orgasms with others, via manual, oral, and anal sex between consenting partners, whether of my same sex or the opposite sex (providing proper safety techniques are utilized) is a moral and desirable activity for myself and my peers.
  Threesomes, lol. But, "IS A MORAL ... ACTIVITY"-- what the **** are they trying to put into teenagers minds? Its moral? My ****ing ass its not moral. Deceiving bastards..

Um, sharing orgasms doesn't mean a 3+ some, it means both people having and orgasm.  Why isn't it moral to have enjoyable hot sweaty non-sex, anyways?  Or do you mean it's not moral with specific regards to your '****ing ass'?
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: Flipside on March 19, 2006, 04:43:02 pm
... Charis, no offence, but sometimes you really do say the wierdest things...

Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: karajorma on March 19, 2006, 04:56:42 pm
Once again Charismatic misses the point completely. BTW I found the vids! :D

The Smart Choice (http://homepage.ntlworld.com/karajorma/Misc-Downloads/TheSmartChoice.mov)

Boys can wait (http://homepage.ntlworld.com/karajorma/Misc-Downloads/BoysCanWait.mov)

They're reasonably worksafe as long as you don't have the volume up :)
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: Goober5000 on March 19, 2006, 05:28:04 pm
Religion is wrong!

Agreed.

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Lust is freedom!

Slavery is freedom?

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Death to God!

Already done. :p
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: vyper on March 19, 2006, 05:40:01 pm
Sex FTW!

That is all.
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Post by: Ford Prefect on March 19, 2006, 06:50:18 pm
I feel morally reassured by this story of a woman who has never had a penis inside her. If only more women would be like her and not have penises inside them until they make a promise to experience only one penis. A man has the right to know that the vagina of the woman with whom he is having sex has not been entered by other penises, just like the vaginas of the numerous other women with whom he had sex before he met the current woman, and that's totally not an ethical double standard.
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: an0n on March 19, 2006, 07:03:36 pm
Damn straight.

And they should learn to ****ing cook too.
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: Grug on March 19, 2006, 07:56:26 pm
Religion is wrong!

Agreed.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: Goober5000 on March 19, 2006, 11:01:28 pm
Well, most of the time it is. :p

Anyway, religion is by definition an invention of man: man trying to get to God.  I'm more interested in God trying to get to man. :)
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: an0n on March 20, 2006, 05:23:14 am
Yeah, me too. The Bible'a a laugh a minute, what with God continually going "Hey! ****ing stop that!" and smiting people.
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: karajorma on March 20, 2006, 05:48:01 am
What's wrong with you people! Let's get this topic back onto the subject of penises going into hot supermodels! :p
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: Mefustae on March 20, 2006, 05:55:41 am
What's wrong with you people! Let's get this topic back onto the subject of penises going into hot supermodels! :p
Finally, something we can all enjoy.
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: karajorma on March 20, 2006, 06:00:08 am
Unless you're one of Adriana Lima's ex-boyfriends.
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: Martinus on March 20, 2006, 07:05:30 am
Quickly perusing that second article you posted an0n I can come to only one conclusion; she's very naive and throughly brainwashed.

No doubt you see both as a challenge.
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: an0n on March 20, 2006, 07:25:53 am
More of an invitation, really.
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Post by: Janos on March 20, 2006, 08:54:53 am
What's wrong with you people! Let's get this topic back onto the subject of penises going into hot supermodels! :p

thats really sexist how about penises of hot supermodels going into something think about that that's equality if anything
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Post by: Grug on March 20, 2006, 08:59:52 am
RofLs! :lol:
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Post by: Carl on March 20, 2006, 10:21:17 am
This thread = funny
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: karajorma on March 20, 2006, 01:38:07 pm
thats really sexist how about penises of hot supermodels going into something think about that that's equality if anything

Name me a supermodel you find hot with a penis and I'll let the point stand. :p
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: an0n on March 20, 2006, 01:50:38 pm
That guy who was banging Keira Knightley. He's hot by association.
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: karajorma on March 20, 2006, 04:09:34 pm
If you can't even name him I doubt he counts as a supermodel somehow.
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: an0n on March 20, 2006, 05:05:43 pm
Jamie Dornan.

I just didn't particularly want to highlight the fact that I've memorised the names of all Keira Knightley's ex-boyfriends....
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 20, 2006, 05:06:24 pm
Jamie Dornan.

I just didn't particularly want to highlight the fact that I've memorised the names of all Keira Knightley's ex-boyfriends....

surely you'd only need to *cough* remove *cough* the current one?
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: an0n on March 20, 2006, 05:18:15 pm
I reckon I could take Rupert Friend.

Especially if I snuck up behind him and just hit him in the head a few times with a bat.
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: aldo_14 on March 20, 2006, 05:20:34 pm
I reckon I could take Rupert Friend.

Especially if I snuck up behind him and just hit him in the head a few times with a bat.

You could take out pretty much anyone beyond Optimus Prime that way, though.
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: an0n on March 20, 2006, 05:21:28 pm
I could take out Optimus too, if I laced the bat with Energon.
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: NGTM-1R on March 21, 2006, 02:39:47 am
Shouldn't the title of this thread be something like "What not the ****?"
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Post by: Nuclear1 on March 21, 2006, 05:41:30 am
They're reasonably worksafe as long as you don't have the volume up :)

Yeah, as long as you have it down when it shouts "ANAL SEX!", you're ok. :lol:

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MARK G., Atomic City, ID
When I started my junior year of high school, I was already the captain of the football team and the baseball team, I was a straight-A honors student, and girls were offering themselves to me. I just couldn't say no to easy sex and free booze, but I knew I was risking my future. So I prayed on it, drove to Boise, and got this butt-ugly haircut. I haven't been laid since, praise Jesus!

This guy FAILS! :lol:
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: karajorma on March 21, 2006, 05:59:28 am
They're reasonably worksafe as long as you don't have the volume up :)

Yeah, as long as you have it down when it shouts "ANAL SEX!", you're ok. :lol:


Not hard to see why that might get you some raised eyebrows in a work setting :)
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: Wild Fragaria on March 21, 2006, 01:21:36 pm
I see nothing wrong wanting to wait for the right person and the right moment  ;)

The Right Person never waits for the right moment. The Right Person makes the moment right.

Yes.

The right person will still need to wait for a moment to make it right.  And it's still a person's right to wait for what he/she wants to wait :p
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: Janos on March 21, 2006, 01:48:07 pm
I see nothing wrong wanting to wait for the right person and the right moment  ;)

The Right Person never waits for the right moment. The Right Person makes the moment right.

Yes.

The right person will still need to wait for a moment to make it right.  And it's still a person's right to wait for what he/she wants to wait :p

you haven't obviously encountered the dark depths of internet and behaviour of human animals yet

you will learn

and it will be unpleasant
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: an0n on March 21, 2006, 01:49:40 pm
I love the internet....
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: Janos on March 21, 2006, 11:14:53 pm
I love the internet....

it's serious business
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Post by: Styxx on March 22, 2006, 07:14:18 pm
Shouldn't the title of this thread be something like "What not the ****?"

You win the thread.
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 24, 2006, 02:09:02 am
I don't get how "what the ****" is even grammatically correct.
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: an0n on March 24, 2006, 07:49:33 am
It's not.

It's a modernisation of 'What the Hell?!' with a great emphasis on the level of shock the person is experiencing.

And 'What the Hell?!' is a contraction of the phrase "What, in the name of Hell...."

Which was twisted from "What, in the name of all things Holy...."

Which in turn was created as a play on Holy oaths: "I swear, in the name of all things Holy and true...."
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Post by: vyper on March 24, 2006, 09:30:41 am
Bit like bloody hell.
Title: Re: Adriana Lima: What. The. ****.
Post by: an0n on March 24, 2006, 10:24:25 am
an0n like sweeties.