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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: aldo_14 on April 07, 2006, 05:18:46 am

Title: "This is no ordinary rabbit. We are dealing with a monster."
Post by: aldo_14 on April 07, 2006, 05:18:46 am: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/4886272.stm

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The ravenous giant rabbit, named after the famed Wallace and Gromit character, is reported to have ripped up dozens of prize-winning leeks and turnips.
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"It is absolutely massive. I have seen its prints and they are huge, bigger than a deer. It is a brute of a thing."
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Post by: Blue Lion on April 07, 2006, 05:28:38 am: Sometimes England scares me.
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Post by: Col. Fishguts on April 07, 2006, 05:32:41 am: Fire up the Bun-Vac!
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Post by: Grug on April 07, 2006, 07:13:58 am: LoL, sounds like a wallaby or a kangaroo. =o
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Post by: Prophet on April 07, 2006, 07:38:44 am: Quote from: Grug on April 07, 2006, 07:13:58 am
LoL, sounds like a wallaby or a kangaroo. =o
Could be. We had a kangaroo loose around here, last summer was it? I was hillarious how the magazines were once again making enermous headlines about our new native species.

Ofcourse there really was no real marsupial loose here. Someone had propably seen a deer and freaked out. Like with that lion near the russian border years back. But that is a story for another time :)

Anyway, rabbits can actually grow quite large if sufficent nutrition (or maybe toxic waste) is applied. Really.
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Post by: Grug on April 07, 2006, 07:53:40 am: Don't you have any natural predators though, such as a fox, that would nail that fat rabbit in minutes?
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Post by: Mefustae on April 07, 2006, 08:11:13 am: Didn't you see the movie?! This thing can go toe-to-toe with a car!
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Post by: aldo_14 on April 07, 2006, 09:05:24 am: Quote from: Grug on April 07, 2006, 07:53:40 am
Don't you have any natural predators though, such as a fox, that would nail that fat rabbit in minutes?

Well, we have Neds.
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Post by: achtung on April 07, 2006, 10:00:10 am: Neds = ?

Sorry, not to in-tune with British slang.
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Post by: Wild Fragaria on April 07, 2006, 10:00:37 am: Gee, are they sure the animal was a rabbit? That's pretty scary. I love small animals including rabbits, but the description in the news article scares me.
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Post by: aldo_14 on April 07, 2006, 10:07:10 am: Quote from: Swantz on April 07, 2006, 10:00:10 am
Neds = ?

Sorry, not to in-tune with British slang.

Neds (http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/)
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Post by: Rictor on April 07, 2006, 10:08:57 am: An absolute beast, I saw it!

(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1193/velikizec2sa.jpg)
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Post by: Wild Fragaria on April 07, 2006, 10:11:46 am: Wow... that's a huge rabbit!
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Post by: Shade on April 07, 2006, 10:45:13 am: Time to dig out those Holy Handgrenades or whoever does manage to find it is toast.
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Post by: WMCoolmon on April 07, 2006, 03:25:16 pm: (http://home.att.net/~andrebsd/mb/omfg.jpg)
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Post by: Turambar on April 07, 2006, 03:39:54 pm: that isnt real is it?
thats rediculous
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Post by: Wild Fragaria on April 07, 2006, 03:55:13 pm: Thanks Turambar for thinking the same way. I love bunnies, they aren't usually looking like ones in the pictures. Here are my bunnies. They are cute, aren't they?

(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/karajorma/Misc-Pics/Fragaria/Bunnies1.jpg)
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Post by: Nuclear1 on April 07, 2006, 03:59:28 pm: Solution to all your fat bunny problems.

(http://www.the-avatar.com/comic.php?id=34&save-as=20031025.jpg)

The Avatar is copyright 2003-2006 James Firkins.
This particular artwork has likely been used or reproduced without permission, but we'll see if Ransom hangs me for it.
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Post by: vyper on April 07, 2006, 04:09:48 pm: ... albino bunnies?!
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Post by: Wild Fragaria on April 07, 2006, 04:12:19 pm: Albinoism is pretty common in animals.
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Post by: Grug on April 07, 2006, 06:46:21 pm: Heheheh...
(http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Images/arthur.jpg)
(http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail180.jpg)
(http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail181.jpg)
(http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail183.jpg)
(http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail189.jpg)

^.^
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Post by: aldo_14 on April 07, 2006, 06:48:32 pm: One....two....five....
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Post by: Goober5000 on April 07, 2006, 06:58:45 pm: Three sir!
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Post by: aldo_14 on April 07, 2006, 07:00:15 pm: ****!
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Post by: Nuclear1 on April 07, 2006, 07:06:40 pm: Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three.
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Post by: Grug on April 07, 2006, 07:57:22 pm: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
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Post by: TrashMan on April 08, 2006, 06:38:50 am: "So sayeth the Lord! Amen."
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Post by: Corsair on April 08, 2006, 12:05:40 pm: Amen!

(you bastards beat me to it...)
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Post by: Descenterace on April 09, 2006, 06:06:07 am: "For is it not written, wheresoever two or three are gathered together, yeay they will quote Monty Python."
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Post by: Ghost on April 09, 2006, 05:09:05 pm: You guys are missing the obvious quote:

"That rabbit's dynamite!"
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Post by: Turey on April 09, 2006, 10:11:01 pm: Quote from: Grug on April 07, 2006, 07:57:22 pm
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shalT snuff it.
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Post by: Grug on April 10, 2006, 02:29:18 am: Hey, I'm just the copy and paste man. Don't blame me. :nervous: