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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: deep_eyes on April 10, 2006, 08:20:38 am

Title: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: deep_eyes on April 10, 2006, 08:20:38 am

this is nuts!  :wtf:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12247590

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: an0n on April 10, 2006, 08:27:51 am

They probably figured he'd just pay it and not notice it'd been padded.

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: Fineus on April 10, 2006, 08:37:17 am

I'm getting a link error?

Edit: Ah yeah, Cheers Shade. I've fixed the main link.

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: Shade on April 10, 2006, 08:40:43 am

Seems the link got doubled up somehow. Here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12247590/

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: Kie99 on April 10, 2006, 08:41:57 am

Someone's addicted to sex chat lines.

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: Rictor on April 10, 2006, 08:47:33 am

Maybe he's been getting phone calls for beyond the grave. Cheap deceased bastards, always call collect.

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: karajorma on April 10, 2006, 09:16:18 am

Quote from: kietotheworld on April 10, 2006, 08:41:57 am

Someone's addicted to sex chat lines.

For $218 Trillion I'd expect more than "I'm so horny, stick it in me big boy". We must be talking about platinum grade filth here! :lol:

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: Mefustae on April 10, 2006, 10:17:56 pm

Quote from: karajorma on April 10, 2006, 09:16:18 am

We must be talking about platinum grade filth here! :lol:

Dirty-talk from Queen Elizabeth II?

What? I'd pay $218 Trillion for that... :nervous:

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: Turey on April 10, 2006, 11:15:35 pm

i like this one better:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12247573/

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: Prophet on April 11, 2006, 02:29:26 am

1. Stealing hundreds of panties tells me the guy is seriously weird.

2. Sending him in to jail for that tells me he's not the only one who's seriously weird.

But then again, it's america. So I guess I'm not supposed to understand it... :doubt:

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: aldo_14 on April 11, 2006, 03:20:09 am

Quote from: Mefustae on April 10, 2006, 10:17:56 pm

Quote from: karajorma on April 10, 2006, 09:16:18 am

We must be talking about platinum grade filth here! :lol:

Dirty-talk from Queen Elizabeth II?

What? I'd pay $218 Trillion for that... :nervous:

"One would wish to give one a handjob.  Oh.  One does like that big boy.  Oh.  Oh my.  One is most flustered.

Charles, put out the corgis!  Ooh, where were we.  Oh, rather.  Ride me, knave.  One is most pleasured."

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: karajorma on April 11, 2006, 05:06:28 am

You do realise that you've probably earned yourself 6 years at the tower for that?

Admittedly they don't imprison people there any more so the worst they could do is give you a job as a burger salesman but still.

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: aldo_14 on April 11, 2006, 05:18:15 am

Quote from: karajorma on April 11, 2006, 05:06:28 am

You do realise that you've probably earned yourself 6 years at the tower for that?

Admittedly they don't imprison people there any more so the worst they could do is give you a job as a burger salesman but still.

A fate worse than death, surely?

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: Grug on April 11, 2006, 05:21:29 am

:lol: @ dirty queen talk!

LMAO!

:lol:

*tear*
:lol:

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: Nuclear1 on April 11, 2006, 08:49:43 am

Quote from: aldo_14 on April 11, 2006, 03:20:09 am

"One would wish to give one a handjob.  Oh.  One does like that big boy.  Oh.  Oh my.  One is most flustered.

Charles, put out the corgis!  Ooh, where were we.  Oh, rather.  Ride me, knave.  One is most pleasured."

I'll never look at a picture of the Queen the same ever again.

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: an0n on April 11, 2006, 08:51:36 am

Quote from: karajorma on April 11, 2006, 05:06:28 am

You do realise that you've probably earned yourself 6 years at the tower for that?

Am I the only one who immediately thought "bondage dungeon"?

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: Mefustae on April 11, 2006, 08:54:36 am

Quote from: an0n on April 11, 2006, 08:51:36 am

Am I the only one who immediately thought "bondage dungeon"?

Yes.[/b] :wtf:

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: TopAce on April 12, 2006, 07:20:44 am

Quote from: Turey on April 10, 2006, 11:15:35 pm

i like this one better:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12247573/

I thought such news only appeared on www.somethingawful.com.

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: Nuclear1 on April 12, 2006, 08:38:02 am

Well, that's one way for the USA to balance the budget.

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: SadisticSid on April 12, 2006, 08:39:05 am

Quote from: TopAce on April 12, 2006, 07:20:44 am

Quote from: Turey on April 10, 2006, 11:15:35 pm

i like this one better:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12247573/

I thought such news only appeared on www.somethingawful.com.

So because he stole undies instead of televisions, he goes on the sex offenders list. Clap clap.

Title: Re: $218 trillion dollar phonebill!
Post by: aldo_14 on April 12, 2006, 08:40:41 am

Quote

Scholfield was convicted of a similar felony burglary in 2003. Police had linked him to the theft of 854 panties.

:lol: